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Bum Phillips greatest moment. Poor Kevin Gilbride had no idea what the fuck to do.

Andy is his own character, mostly. So it's the same characters, except for the main character. The Captain is Ron Swanson. What? Just fuckin' no. 2 characters in TV history can be unexcitable without being the same character. Jesus. Diaz is Aubrey Plaza. Yep. She even looks like her...

No Sandler movie has ever made 200mil, much less 300mil. As a matter of fact thesuccessfulones make almost exactly as much as Prometheus did, most make less than it did. Soooo, the public is fucking stupid because they pay to watch Sandler movies. The same public gave Prometheus even more...

We are being reasonable. They're on pace to go 16-0 and record 14 billion sacks. Deal with it, our boys are the greatest team in sports history. Destined to bring the Lombardi trophy back to the heartland where it belongs.

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Thank you, son. Now clean your room.

Sounds like he's pretty set on going to 205 no matter what. Believe he's already started setting up for the cut regardless of how the fight with Roy goes. edit: Link Daniel Cormier vows to drop to light heavyweight after Nelson, title shot or not - MMA Fighting ""I'm still going to do...

Some of Garfunkel and Oates stuff is good. They actually almost had a Flight of the Conchords type show on HBO that just missed making it. There's a video for this song from it, but I actually prefer this version. Dragonboy Seude is the best rapster ever. This song is about him learning...

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Kind of wish I'd focused on my Horus squad months ago. I've never been able to really focus on ANY specific team enough, so instead of 1-2 badass teams I have like 1 good one(Red), 2 decent(Horus/Luci) and a bunch of random shit. Should enter my shit in PADherder and get some advice I guess.

Just ate the current Wendy's pretzel bun whatever with bacon. Meh. Overly oniony onion, wilty lettuce, and the bun barely tastes different from a normal one.

Maybe with training wheels...

I've lived in Pittsburgh for 26 years and I've only everheardor "scrapple", never seen it served anywhere and never talked to anyone who mentioned eating it. Honestly have no idea what it is, based on context it sounds like a random mash up casserole. Not sure what they should have gone with...

Never had a real deep dish pizza, Chicago style=/ The shit we usually get is just super thick crust, I want the stuff I've seen on TV where you basically need a fork to eat it.

OK fuckers, it's been a long time so I'll just remind you before I start: Go against my picks and then send me a small percentage of your near guaranteed winnings. UFC 166 Cain Velasquezvs Junior dos Santos Cain is a fucking mauler, there's no two ways about it. If there was zero threat...

Cutler has, shockingly, been one of the steadier fantasy QB's this season. But the Cowboys have been pretty generous to QB's in fantasy...hmmm. I'd probably go Cutler and then hate myself when Foles put up 10 more points.

Adventure Time is glorious. Pendleton Ward created Adventure time. Pendleton Ward also created Bravest Warriors. Bravest Warriors is glorious. Bravest Warriors, Season 1 - YouTube Each episode is only like 5-6 minutes, but they are awesome. Just launched season 2. edit: And...

Got my stone from Eco Collab, but that dungeon is a useless pile of shit. The fact you have to evolve most of it before you can even use it for skill ups is obnoxious.

Dana Carvey?

Am I the only one who gives no fucks whenever these stories about the horrible stuff in my food come out? If it's less than 50% fecal matter and it tastes good I'm in. "Oh boohoo I want chicken in my chicken nuggets!" Well SORRY your highness, maybe don't pull your horse drawn buggy up to a...

We should fuck. You bring the wine, I'll bring the lube.

Jimmy Graham bye week, I was gonna start Celek but then I saw Charles Clay was a FA so I went with him even though he's playing a team(Buf) that gives up way fewer points to TE's than Celek's opponent(Dal). Going almost entirely on targets, Clay's getting 6 a game the last few weeks, Celek 2ish...

Yeah there's a reason he's starting. Plus he's just a rad dude, giving no fucks and dropping the boom on DBs.

He was my top scorer last week and I'm playing him over Russel Wilson again this week. If Catler fucks me I'm blanket banning all Illinois IPs.

I wasn't disagreeing with you=P Just giving context to her batshit reactions to what she perceives as losing. Super competitive + Stupid = Ronda Rousey

Are you fucking blind? You could drown a toddler in her pants.

She's stupid. She's a fucking idiot. Keep that in mind when you think about her reactions to things and they make sense suddenly. Prank picture? "FUCKING RACIST PUSSY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE SHIT!". Who reacts like that? A stupid person. She's definitely got that hyper-competitive Michael Jordan...

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Something to hold you over until next week.

On the subject of stadium funding briefly touched on earlier, just saw this article. The NFL is Running a Billion-Dollar Con - Pulling No Punches - October 2013 - Pittsburgh, PA Animated Infographic: Watch As Americas Stadiums Pile Up On The Backs Of Taxpayers Through The Years

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The alcohol withdrawal and realization that they are all raging alcoholics was a nice touch. Love how often they realize something horrible about themselves and it never has any effect on how they behave.

Too much wording. Draw me a diagram.

Huh? You literally said "these aren't hard questions to answer--they were simply overlooked. " Overlooked. As in something that should have been handled but was missed, no? My point was if they tried to answer all these easy questions they "overlooked" the movie would be 2 hours of them...

Why did you photoshop a picture of your erect penis on to a mushroom in that second image?

I used to think like this, lately I'm more forgiving. It's like comparing the boxing part of kickboxing to professional boxing. You can't just compare one part of a sport to a sport entirely dedicated to that. Floyd Mayweather would embarrass Petroysan in a pure boxing match the same way...

Definitely alien in one way or another, the "letters" were clearly meant to be. edit:Apparently the lettering is Skrull. Makes sense actually, they can do the Skrull small scale and make them a great enemy since they can take anyone's shape. Also, not surprising but Gets Full...

History tells me you say this as a joke, but anyone being impartial can see he cleaned up his game. He went from a filthy scumbag to a normal NHL pest type. We've had this discussion multiple times so I'm not gonna drag it out. He's still dirty, but he's the normal NHL dirty that every team has...

Bunch of TIL's about the foundation.CEO makes too much, they donate too little, they sue smaller charities over petty shit, they stole the whole pink ribbon idea. Etc etc. Enough circlejerking. Donkeykong gets another fine. Ndamukong Suh of Detroit Lions says microscope will always be...