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I'm all about consistency.

No, I like my dudes natural.

That's Pee-Wee Motherfucking Herman, man!

It's cool, man. You have a "homely" fetish. I'm into way weirder shit.

I've eaten at Firehouse a couple of times and I wasn't really that impressed. I'd rather go to Publix and get a much better sub(or like Grim said, make your own).

I'm sure there's plenty of sweatshop raw denim, dude!

Tenks does not approve.

The photo editor decided he wasn't hipster enough looking with just the beard. They needed to kick it up a notch.

Her mustache doesn't irritate you down there?

I cannot grow a good beard for the life of me, but I still have to shave regularly. It sucks.

I'm very thankful there was no internet when I was in high school. There's enough retardation of my adult life permanently recorded, as is.

Yeah, I think they were washing their drawers.

There's some good shit on there. Hah. I think this chick might be out of high school...

Yeah, every girl I've dated has worn makeup in some fashion. They all knew how to put makeup on as well. They also ate leftovers.

Repulsive. Cad's picture doesn't include her best feature.

It depends on the girl. Chicks who give good blowjobs use a lot of hand-twisting along with the mouth. Chicks who let you fuck their face are also great. Worst comes to worst, just have her lick your balls while you jerk to completion.

Yeah, I definitely appreciate well-done makeup. Obviously nobody wants to get with someone who looks terrible without it, but hot chicks will look even hotter when the makeup is subtle and well-done.

Might have some pancake titties.

Your type: No make-up. No showers. No menage-a-trois.

After that post, I'm picturing the ugliest woman on earth.

That shit was hilarious. That one blonde haired dude couldn't even function with her around him. "Derrr I'm married!!" It's ok, man. I think your wife will understand when she sees it on TV, retard.

The Japanese version is the Srip and Sride.

They have not explained it yet(in the show), so you haven't missed anything.

Well, yeah. Nobodywantsto be ugly.

That was the part I was most looking forward to. Cuts deep, man.

I shawed it when it was the very first post on the "New Threads" page. I mean it says "Enjoy this while it's shawed" in the very first post!

And you guys wonder why Calhoon wants to drink.

lurking's wife gets ready in 22 seconds.

That shit can be stressful,man!

Sounds like she needs to get a job.

We're only getting part of the story, of course. But every response to that part has been siding with his wife, which is the exact opposite of my reaction going solely on what he has provided. Her being pregnant doesn't give her carte blanche over what is now allowed as leisure activity. If he...

Even if her requests are completely unreasonable? Let's pretend for a minute that Calhoon's side of the story is 100% accurate. He likes to drink on the weekends and isn't an asshole when he does drink. Why should he stop just because it annoys his wife? Her being annoyed is not drinking...

Shit, man. Sorry to hear, P. That really sucks.

Trollface, have you kissed a girl yet?

I really enjoyed the demo and am pretty hopeful for the full game. FF13 is the first one I didn't finish and I basically haven't played anything since. Type 0 seems kind of different, so I'll give it a go. How is FF13 part 2? I see it's on Steam. Is it worth picking up? Is the PC port good?

He didn't make a retirement post first, though!

Yeah, herbs are retarded expensive here too, if you buy them at the grocery store. I have a basil plant that's been going strong for a year now, but most other herbs I end up buying as needed.

What?! I don't see that at all.

I used to hate on Little Caesar's all the time back in the day, but their 3 meat Hot N' Ready is good shit. I gotta' try that bacon wrapped one.