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It was a joke since they spent the last 12 minutes of the OT in the Pens end...

I'm banking on Rask being rusty since he didn't play last period.

Post better.

Name changed, at least temporarily. I'd say at this point you need to just make another thread called "Busty Latinas"

Dynamic duo of Vokoun and Cooke. Seriously, Cooke has been the best Pens player this series. How fucked up is that? He's working his ass off out there every single shift.

OK that's about enough of that shit, you earned the name back.

It's been like a 15 fucking minute Bruins power play. Fuck's sake... Oh God damn it Malkin!

I could swear they used to track offensive zone time, maybe I'm just thinking of NHL Hockey on Genesis. Turn off penalties and just run everyone over. 74-0 win yay!

What % of Boston practices are spent focusing on how to properly land a knee to knee hit? 75? 80? Chara has a hell of a gas tank for such a big fucker. edit: Fuck, sloppy. Control your stick!

I just pooped a little.

Guh....I need a Valium...

Pussy-ass call. edit: Guh, that one was just retarded by Dupuis, open ice crammed his stick in there when the puck was long gone...

Well, yeah. Marchand got a mild slap to the padded thigh and went down like Ovie, but that's just what he does. Rask is playing his dick off. edit: I missed the intermission and some talk, they say what the actual injury was to Campbell?

Marchand is a giant cunt, but Kunitz has to know that in advance and not respond to that shit. edit: Jesus, you see Kunitz knee? Lucky he wasn't hurt.

Did you guys know that the Canadian insult "hoser" comes from before the invention of the Zamboni, when the losing team would have to hose the ice back to smoothness after games?

God, the goaltending this series has me choking on my heart every time Boston gets a scoring opportunity. It feels like watching an OT elimination game.

Floodgates are open! Vokoun saved the series! COMING FOR YOU KINGS!

At least they finally made Rask break a sweat by facing more than one shot in a possession.

There were only 5-6 really bad miscues that period. Things are looking up!

I'll wait until the Pens score their second goal of the series to declare it saved.

Letang gets him off the puck and Malkin just watches while he slowly works his way back to it. I am fucking hating Malkin this series.

Hoo boy, off to a hot start defense.

I love that Pitt, Chicago, and Boston have these old white dude singers who do the anthem for them every night, and LA has some fucking "INTERNATIONAL TEEN SINGING SENSATION!" popstar bitch.

Because so many Bruins fans are inbred? I mean, you see those retards passing around the flag backwards? Bunch of sisterfuckers.

I refuse to believe you stop at 6x, no way that's big enough for the gals who get the complimentary gift basket after a night with you.

I debated that, but it's hockey. Shit can change so wildly from period to period. I'm not prepared to write off Boston just because my boys will go up early. Glad you are confident in them though.

I'm a few hours away from either being overly hopeful or starting to research my fantasy football team(The Meat Jerking Beef Boys will repeat!)

Jesus, I bet before hitting enter you thought you had just come up with a totally wicked burn....

With Connecticut legalizing MMA New York is now the only state holding out. Good work, Vegas union!! Canada just formally legalized it as well. So even the 51st state is ahead of New York.

BTW there's already an Urban Dictionary entry for Astrodouche... http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=astrodouche

I go through many acrobatics to avoid spoilers, just saying it's not as crazy an idea as it sounds to us who hate them.

My account is already fairly loaded with gods=) Think I've got 6 or 7. Kind of just biding my time for Goemon attempts if he ever shows up. In the meantime putting a little effort in to getting my dark team up to snuff. After that probably work on finishing up the Normal dungeons and the last 3...

People actually enjoy books more spoiled

Motion accepted an passed, henceforth clueless readers failing to be clever will be known as Astrodouches.

I agree. Perfectly clean hits and plays just like Carter attempting to help Keith pick up his glove, only to get slashed in his face for his courtesy.

Hey, as long as he stays the fuck away from the mental part of the game he's good to go.

Penguins Goaltender Eric Hartzell Named USA Hockey College Player of the Year The truly telling part is that I actually know who the fuck a Pens minor league player is, that's not something my brain usually makes space for so you know they need something. edit: They've also got 2 decent...

In a rut. Don't give a fuck about any of the events of this week, don't feel like grinding away exp. Got 2 accounts just being logged in for stones, 1 mostly just being logged in for stones, and main just fucking about. Need to motivate myself.

We got this. http://imgur.com/a/EkB3s