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Ratings or DVD/Blu Ray sales. HBO considers the latter more than any other network.

Probably not, as far as we know he kept his cocksucking/buttfucking to one man at a time.

Well in the case of the dagger he was dealing with people he knew were pretty stupid and way too trusting of him. So it wasn't quite the wild gamble it would be if he was talking to any one who was a regular King's Landing player. Catelyn's retarded ass trusted him because he wanted to bone her...

Yeah that was a silly argument, it's pretty clearly Rask. I don't think anyone but a massive asshole could argue otherwise. I mean just a real piece of shit, someone who would fuck their own mother for a nickel would be required to even pretend otherwise.

Your sweet talk already has me halfway there.

Yeah, I'm more comfortable with that still honestly. He was getting hung out to dry, Fleury let 2 in that were just wide open shots with no deflections or screens or anything. Oh well, I'm gonna go crysturbate myself to sleep. Tears make the best lube.

Geno has been infuriatingly inconsistent these playoffs. Not good/bad, but great/doesn't give a fuck about hockey or you or anything. Either a holy terror or he looks like he'd rather be anywhere else in the world. Little from column A, lot from column B. edit: Which isn't really fair, if...

Yeah he was writing to ask him to take his rightful place as king. Ned was, as always, doing the "right" and "honorable" thing.

Penguins are dominating on hits! And giveaways!! Back to? Hasn't been shit to defend since 15 minutes in to game one.

It's like watching a middle school team, except the school is a special needs one.

4 on 4, here comes 5 Penguins goals!

I love Bylsma, and he's usually really good about making adjustments. Just from period to period even. But they come out of the turd that was the 2nd and 3rd of game one and pick up exactly where they left off to start game 2. Roster playing undisciplined and lazy from top to bottom is unacceptable.

It will be like a slightly less funny version of when Hossa turned down more money to stay with the Pens and went to Detroit to win a cup, then lost in the finals to the Pens.

Point was mostly just that it doesn't matter where they play if Boston keeps playing this good and my boys keep playing this bad. It could come in to play if things change, but that shit doesn't look likely right now. Leave me to wallow in sadness!

Dan vs. the Captain.

Not scared about playing in Boston at all, the location is meaningless. The teams on the ice are just leagues apart right now. Boston is playing like a real team, and disciplined. Penguins mostly look like chickens with their heads cut off, especially any time there's a Boston offensive push.

Pretty sure it was code red time as soon as they were up 3 goals. Twice. At least the Pens sustained a little pressure there in the 2nd. Nice to see after 3 periods of getting their shit pushed in.

The purpose of calling it the "Purple Wedding" is because it makes the other fags in your local daisy chain gaykakke orgy cum harder by virtue of it being gayer than Richard Simmons riding a pink unicorn on Fire Island.

The whole mess is Dany's fault. She cried too much as a baby, driving Good King Aerys mad, which led to Robert's Rebellion, which led to all of this.

Fuck's sake enough with the 60' pass attempts up the middle...

Unless lockout is slang for the Penguins defenders suddenly working with an extra chromosome...yes too late.

I'm as shocked as you are!

3 goals on last 3 shots. Jesus Fucktits...

It's the same type of game they were playing when Ottawa was dominating for a few periods there. Carry the puck in, get 0-1 shots, and then absolute sprint back to try and get some token defensive effort in. No sustained offense. edit: Awwww shit. Rask is not a machine, he's a man! here it...

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FLEURY!? Great passing, but GOD FUCKING AWFUL defense.

Shit, I thought Orpik was gonna gorightback in the box for leaving his feet there before the goal. Frustrating as fuck. When's football start!? Oh wait, Steelers are gonna suck this year....

Lot of that going around, they can't follow up worth a fuck so far. Even when there's a big juicy rebound and an open net.

This is not the comfort you seem to think it is...

Wonder if they'll figure out that blindly throwing it in front of the net when there's no teammate within 15 feet is not a great play. 65 minutes in to the series and so far nope.

Good start, Sid.

Also if Crosby could get his head out of his snatch and win a faceoff tonight that would be stellar.

True, also... "Eat the pennies, Billy."

We'll see how good a coach Bylsma is tonight. God I hope he can get the team's heads out of their collective asses. They play undisciplined again(looking at your ugly ass, Malkin) and it's season over.

I've already seen her tits, she can go away.

Rickon has barely been a part of the show, just like the books. Having him disappear for awhile will not change anything.

Purple like the face of anyone who uses the phrase "Purple Wedding" when their boyfriend won't let them up for air.

Speaking of outrage...compilation of reactions.

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