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Just finished watching it. Hilarious. Especially the entire last segment with the jokes off the cards. Super Dave was amazing start to finish. Seriously though, I was laughing harder at the Jokes segment than just about anything I've seen or heard in a long time.

Some trivia(dunno if they mention it, only watched the first few minutes so far). Super Dave's real name is Bob Einstein. He is the real life brother of Albert Brooks. Albert Brooks real name is Albert Einstein, no shit. As for what Norm is doing, the guy has tried TV. Over and over. Shit...

Just watched Sportscenter and I have 2 thoughts on the women's game. 1: We seriously have to pretend like every boring as fuck Griner dunk is worth celebrating? Shit is retarded. Fuck you, ESPN. 2: I would love to spend 2 minutes disappointing thatElena Delle Donnechick. 6'5"?Gimme some of...

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Children's books, magazines, comics... This was supposed to be "coming soon" like 2 years ago. Luckily I already submitted Stehle's comment to Gizmodo, should be an article any minute now titled "INSIDE SOURCE GUARANTEES FULL COLOR E-INK WITHIN THE WEEK!"

Honestly I'm mostly doing it just to have SOME medium-term goal to shoot for and I had the bits and pieces laying around to start it. Could have gone green just as easily except I'd put more materials in to Shiva than Parvati. The red dragon day just jump started it all=) It won't be a real...

Marc-Andre Fleury has been good all season and great lately, giving up less than a goal a game over the last 5-6 games. So of course he gets clocked upside the head by his own player and doesn't play the 3rd period tonight. God I hope it was just precautionary. Vokoun has finally settled in...

=) Check the 2nd edit please.

That and a nickel will get you a piece of gum. Or anal from your mother. edit: She does make you bring your own strap-on though=/ edit 2: Didn't even notice I was replying to an actual Dallas fan, so serious question I'll probably regret: What have they been up to this offseason? It's...

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Started rainbow last night and forgot to switch to my resolve leader. Oops. Really need to finish up my rippers... And red team... And green team... And Horus team... And ADK...

Kickass. Post links when they air, at first at least. He was in a short bit on the Ben Show acting out stuff from The Social Network this season and was really funny. http://www.comedycentral.com/video-c...ocial-normwork

Swearington? Easy mistake to make, but come on! SWEARGEN COCKSUCKER! Jane returns eventually.

The "good" guys in this show make horny teenagers in a Friday the 13th movie look like tactical geniuses. Plus Ryan didn't shoot anyone in the tits this week. Huge letdown.

So remember how at the Red Wedding it takes 8 men to subdue the Greatjon, and he bites off half of one of their ears in the process? Well, the actor who plays him was in a hotel and told some rowdy folks to settle down. One of them promptly tackled him andBIT THE TOP OF HIS FUCKING EAR OFF!

Horus and Freyr need a ton of exp still too. Ripper is level 36 or so already. I've got 32 ruby dragons and a handful of maxed Pengs sitting waiting on dragon plants. Plus 2 king ruby dragons. So I've got 800k+ of red exp sitting on the bench waiting to go somewhere. Could get either Horus or...

Saw one guy with high + say he farms Castle of Satan for them when it's 1.5x on the weekend. So I'm making a mono red team, 2.25x HP/RCV/ATK Shiva squad. I've got no red orb changer knight guy so right now I'm locked in to an Echidna and a Titan(gigas). Other 2 slots I have to choose from...

There were 2 threads with 7 posts so I smooshed them in to the older one. Hope no confusion caused.

Took this the other day. Took this tonight. Thursday can't come soon enough...

They ended up grappling in the mud in a stream with her on top when the Brave Companions come upon them.

I meant to go see if they put anything up, thanks for posting it. Episode was great, really let Jon Benjamin flex his voice a lot. Show is really GD good now. It started off a little shaky but since they found their stride it's been really solid. Probably have to be a little invested in...

Read somewhere that it's a running joke on the set of Shameless.

Voted Outliers just because it's already on my list.

Sky Dragon of Dark is up.For anyone curious about numbers. Ruby dragons today, BTW. Good thing I farmed/leveled up a dozen red pengs last night on the main.

Just by the way, anyone know which team has the longest win streak this season? Is it Chicago? It's probably Chicago, I mean they won all those games and Aray was all jizzing in to his keyboard after every one. They definitely have the longest winning streak, you'd like like a real asshole doing...

We both have 1280 pts left on the table now. If my teams come through and we get a Duke/IU final it could come down to that! Because surely every pick of mine will suddenly perform!! I kind of like having tanked the fuck out of the first round. Now as I crawl back to the middle of the pack it...

Yeah this was pretty baller.

Pens got Brendan Morrow from the Stars. I know he's old, but should I be excited about him playing opposite James Neal? Neal/Malkin/Morrowsoundsgood. Team has a pretty great history of making these mid to late season trades that help with the playoff push.

Using thePDX friend finderthere's 1 dude using a 6* Blodin and 1 using 7*. 7* 359,932,299 6* 330,534,286 Good luck=)

Awww shit, bitches. Someone crawled out of last place! Suck it, Lead Ass! If Florida holds on I might even climb in to the top 7.5 million! Looks like FGCU/SDSU is a good game. I'm watching hockey.

Godin only shows up during Godfest, right? Anyways, running my Bastet account just grinding away, use all my friends up and then the Date changes. Yay, everyone is worth 10 again! Grind some more and I notice, after way too many burned, that I am getting 0 Pal points. Awesome.

Crap forgot WSOF was on NBC sports. It's showing again in a couple weeks, should I bother recording? Edit: Gallery of quotes from MMA dudes. http://imgur.com/a/NJckW

Thanks, love those things and never forget to look them up. Wish they hadn't skipped a couple.

I've got like 6 sweet 16 teams out already, but 7 of my elite 8 teams are still alive(fuck you, Wisconson). As long as Butler doesn't shit the bed here.

Which vote lets me punch everyone who voted for Snow Crash last month right in the urethra?

Which blows because he would have been my preference as well. I don't know shit about the Guardians, how much Drax will there even be? I knew nothing about him until Annihilation and haven't read any of the follow up stuff since.

Things that having nothing to do with Women's Mixed Martial Arts.

Up to 2.9%! I'm comin' for ya'll bitches! I had Akron going to the sweet 16, because I'm a genius...

Sweet, thanks=) Didn't wanna waste time.

In the next episode Archer has to extract the Pope while using Woodhouse as a decoy.... What timing. Can't fuckin' wait.