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  1. Grimmlokk

    The Grand Tour (from the guys in Top Gear)

    So brave! But yeah, great episode start to finish. Classic Top Gear. People get so hung up on the specials and big trip episodes they ignore how great it can be when it's just the guys talking cars and reviewing them. With the help of Matt LeBlanc, Eric Clapton, and Bruce Willis.... Also...
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    The Grand Tour (from the guys in Top Gear)

    Their conversation about hand brake turns was amazing. Just all the stories of their youth and using it to drop panties. "I'd already warmed her up with some rally driving."
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    Curling

    I want one of these for my house.
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    Curling

    Yeah there's no way curling should have so many smoking hot bitches. That shit is ridiculous. Always wanted to try curling. I've played theold Italian man versionbefore, but it's not really the same.
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    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Your spelling is God-damned atrocious. It's spelled M-O-U-R-N-E-D, not B-L-A-M-E-D.
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    MMA Thread

    Why yes, I will post every one of these I stumble on that features an MMA person in any way, thanks for asking. I think there might be a Josh Barnett one coming next, based on the little icon thing at the end.
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    Things that grind your gears about shows/movies

    My jimmies are in a constant state of rustledness over trivial bullshit. When you find them unrustled is when you need to be concerned, I'm either preparing to start my spree or I've been taken by the pod people.Thisis the only thing that keeps me sane.
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    Things that grind your gears about shows/movies

    People who discuss reality shows like they are reality. We even have these people here, talking about Moonshiners and all those retarded fucking storage locker shows. Talking about the things that happen as if they are real. If the people aren't building something(food, car, whatever) or...
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    The Office

    Well, it sort of fits. They spent the first 4-5 seasons with him seeing himself as an outsider there. Someone who clearly never thought he'd be there still. They got away from that some when he realized he might be there a long time and he should actually start trying a few seasons back. But...
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    How many books can you read at a time and the ereader/tablet curse

    I just can't do this. I can't think of a book off the top of my head that I didn't finish. Gerald's Game I put down like halfway through, but went back and finished a couple years later. Even the awful slogfest of Lord Foul's Bane(Thomas Covenant book 1) I finished even though I was just rolling...
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    Ready Player One

    yeah,
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    MMA Thread

    Kicked MY ass=P I really gotta stop picking with my heart. I chose McDonald just because he's one of my favorite fighters, was pumped when he rocked Barao in the first. Bah. He probably should have pressed more early, he was a little too passive while waiting for an opening to counter. Man do I...
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    Ready Player One

    OK it's not a BAD book, but it is wildly overrated. People seem to go apeshit because half the book is just a list of 80's type shit. Meanwhile it's got some of the worst dialogue I've ever read. I actually groaned out loud at times. I hate to maybe scare anyone off, it IS fun for the most...
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    Justice League of America

    I think a Jaime Reyes Blue Beetle movie could work well. Would be like a Spider-Man really, and most of his stories had him interacting with other DC characters so they could use it as an introduction for some others if they wanted. Possibly set up a Teen Titans movie. Plus it would be beating...
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    The Office

    I did like Andy going evil and throwing Erin and Pete's little speech in their faces. And Toby getting strangled. So Nelly is the most likeable character left on the show. What the fuck?
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    The Office

    Pilot was shot, not picked up. It might be shown as an Office episode this season, I forget.
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    MMA Thread

    Watching Bellator from last night and early in the first round of one fight Dan Cramer gets on top and the announcer says "A lot of fighters view the term grinder as an insult, but Dan Cramer embraces it. 7 of his 9 wins have come by decision". Thanks announcer for telling me to fast forward...
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    Things that grind your gears about shows/movies

    On the subject of violence: The 110lb super badass chick. Just...fucking no. Stop it. Unless the bitch is supposed to have super powers she's not beating up a bunch of dudes twice her size, much less knocking them out cold. There's no world where Angelina Jolie beats up a 200lb dude with lots of...
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    Archer

    Cyril Figgis strikes again!!! Also, I fuckin' love the KGB head assistant guy.
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    Community

    He doesn't know what sex is now...
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    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    No you're using him as an outlier, but it triggered the thought. Though using him as any kind of example is close enough because he's a mutant. He's more than human.
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    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    I hope more fans and teams use AP as a baseline when judging injury recovery. The tears from people when these guys who are NOT superhuman like him come back too early and ruin their careers will power my hatemobile for years to come.
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    Community

    That episode was waaaaay better. Britta doing therapy cracks me up. We do some things.... We do a LOT of things Not ALL the things! . . . things..... Classic Troy, though they are making him in to way too clueless a child. With people treating him like a 14 year old. When in earlier...
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    DBZ: Battle of the Gods

    I was just really impressed with how long it lasted before turning in to every other DBZ discussion ever. "OMG SSJ8H# Wangflop would prawn MysticHangnail Jethroslav!". It was inevitable, doesn't make it not disappointing when it happens.
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    DBZ: Battle of the Gods

    Thread just turned gayer than sucking a mountain of dicks. ETA til Goku vs. Superman argument?
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    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    There's ALWAYS a relevant XKCD
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    Things that grind your gears about shows/movies

    One of the subtler things about Loaded Weapon was they'd do the cocking/chambering sound every time someone did anything with a gun. Also, he was gun happy.
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    All things Brandon Sanderson

    I really love that all these awesome sub 40 year old fantasy writers are out there and constantly fucking with each other.
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    NHL 2012-13 - Half Season Thread

    This has happened before, Caps owner did this with Penguins fans. Blocking ticket sales to Pitt area codes and eventually keeping track of Pens fans and Ted Leonsis flat out refusing to sell to confirmed fans. http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/...ll-now-340321/
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    Django Unchained

    I am a Tarantino fan and I liked this movie very much. Now I just want to know what shameful chapter in human history QT will make really entertaining and fun for me.
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    NHL 2012-13 - Half Season Thread

    To be clear, if he had a Caps/Flyers jersey on I'd be calling for his head. Because fuck those guys.
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    NHL 2012-13 - Half Season Thread

    He'll never be clean, he fills that agitator/asshole role that every team has. But 2 seasons ago he was just fucking filthy. Me and most every other fan wanted him off the GD team. Even he felt bad after that year apparently. Management called him in and they all agreed he needed to cut the flat...
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    NHL 2012-13 - Half Season Thread

    Do you understand what a slew foot is? I mean, obviously you don't I just want to make sure you understand that you don't. It's an intentional trip from behind, not when 1 leg is up during a check(pretty common thing) and an accident happens. Great insight there with the twitter update...
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    NHL 2012-13 - Half Season Thread

    That wasn't a fuckin slewfoot attempt, it was an off balance check and a shitty accident. Who slewfoots a guy pinned to the board with nowhere to slew his actual foot TO? He cleaned up his game last year after being such a shitheel the previous season. If it was another player you wouldn't even...
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    Things that grind your gears about shows/movies

    So do that. Totally worth it. That aside, are a lot of people in the habit of jumping in to dramas halfway through and not catching up? I can't even imagine doing that, if I like an hour long show or am even somewhat intrigued I'm gonna jump in with both feet.
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    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    It makes perfect sense. If your dick is small enough you won't get any friction in a normal sized vagina, so you have to fold it in half before engaging Operation: Disappointment.
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    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Most people are fine after having their shoulders forcibly introduced to their asses in a high speed collision.
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    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Dude, he got folded in half backwards at mid-torso... edit: Fixed?
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    Things that grind your gears about shows/movies

    Giving creative people money to do creative things only goes so far, eventually SOMEONE has to watch the show for it to stick around. A 0.3 rating and 750k viewers just won't work for an hour long drama, no matter how good it is. If it's any consolation Landgraf and FX made the unprecedented...