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God damn you Hatorade. I was going to be strong and wait for that shit to go live, now I have to pay it. That shit looks ridiculously awesome.

I'm going to believe the X is for Rose X Alisha at the end there.

Mrs G, make him promise you on the Monkey's Paw.

G would have been the first one to want you to find someone else, so don't get too hung up on that. You did right by him in life, and death has done you part.

When is the new class due out? Doubt I will open this game up again until that happens.

Xarp, if you aren't changing careers, why bail on the good paying family job? If you haven't burned those bridges, tell your new boss you are M-F or you're gone.

You put the "F" in 4-F.

Quite right. That's the actual definition of the word, too. World's oldest profession.

Glad to hear it!

So, Bisi, you get a job or not?

Are we talking Camerous level two girls at a time, or something that doesn't end with your half eaten carcass?

It didn't fuck your mother, just your intent and coherence.

Oh, thought she was already over here. Feien, tell her now so she can get her money back if possible.

Going to side with Iannis on this one. You're going to hurt her either way, but either wait for the last day or until she is home again to end things. That is not a drama bomb you want to detonate and make her whole trip a shitty one.

@Mrs. Gravy , Noodles is now safe to invite over.

I think I logged in twice after the .2 patch. Think I am done with this shithole of a farm game for a while. Grinding shit I don't want to do to get what should be an inherent part of the game at max level is just terrible game design. I let it go in WoD since I was jobless for a few months and...

Don't do it Mrs G! It's a trap! His wife has been too pregnant to service him, so the only "come over" that's going to happen will involve many hours of cleaning or a need to explain to your visitors why you decided to paint over all your walls and ceilings.

You already ate the jerky, that leather thong isn't going to even be a challenge!

Less clothing this time...

Bisi will eat anything!

Gravy's Cooking thread would seem to be appropos given your write up.

You're talking to a manchild with the IQ of a damaged potato. I doubt he understood half of the jokes in this episode.

Rose McIver still makes my loins tingle.

You could solve all of this by converting to Islam.

When Noodle wants more, you'd best give him more. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

Mika and Akihiro went out kicking ass and taking names, as expected. Just sad he didn't get to impregnate Kudelia too.

To be fair, a stiff wind would slay Aamina. That guy was the worst. The absolute worst. His fiction made me gag.

So I'm not missing anything this week? Good to know!

In the spring of 2035 an acolyte of Brianna Wu known only as "Soy" went on a shooting spree at the local interwebs. He was arrested and charged with millions of counts of pixelcide.

I'll give quite a few of these a shot.

Hmm, this scaling to ilevel thing may just break my addiction to wow permanently. First Furor assfucks us all in WoD with that no flying bullshit, now he's forgetting another of the core rules of MMOs, let players outlevel shit.

Lisa Bonet gave me much wood.

Drink lots of water, so all of that turns into a slurry of spice and grits. Get it all over so he gets acid rashes to go along with the bedsores.

He wants you to RP Vampire the Masquerade with him. Just file your incisors sharp enough to break skin and be careful not to nip the jugular.

That was indeed a hilarious couple of hours.

a_skeleton_03 knows all our IPs, email addresses, and inseams.

Hey now, life in Themyscira is very different from the US. They don't make you sign consent forms in triplicate to kiss someone on the cheek.

Will be naked and oiled up next Friday for series finale.

He has poor impulse control, and a smart phone. And it's only on the internet.

Ask for hand/blowjobs until she is healthy enough for sex. If she refuses move on. You're only young once, don't waste it on someone who is broken like that. If she cares about you at all she will want to help you out as much as you help her out.