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  1. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    Remember like 30 hours ago when I was all "Cowboy fans aren't so bad. They got smart and don't say retarded things 24/7 anymore blah blah blah". Scratch all that. You cumdribbling cockpockets are back in full force.
  2. Grimmlokk

    Fantasy Pick 'Ems and Mini Games

    At least you didn't grab Bryce Brown this week and pat yourself on the back for clearing up so much cap space...
  3. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    Steelers O can hang with anyone when the line steps up and the receivers hold on to the ball. And they can't hang with Arizona when neither thing happens. And it's completely random from week to week if either/both things happen. I think they stumble in to the playoffs but I have very little...
  4. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    Have you watched the last three weeks?
  5. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    Clearly you missed Matt Flynn auditioning for the job today. Trade Romo North? Hell no!
  6. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    He thought he could compete to be a starter somewhere. He's now on the Ravens practice squad. When Ben asplode they called him and he opted to stay there. On a practice squad.
  7. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    Henne would be a straight upgrade over Leftwich and Batch. He wouldn't blow out every ligament in his body watching the coin toss like Leftwich does. And he's not a QB in his late 80's who wasn't even good in his prime.
  8. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    Not looking for a new starter
  9. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    Probably. He's Peyton Manning. Writers/Media/Everyone sucks his dick almost as hard as you on RG3. How sad is it that I love this idea? Ugh... Almost.
  10. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    He's smarter about it. Instead of talking up his boys he talks down their perceived competition. "Why, those chaps are surly and their play is subpar if I do say so myself. If only there were a more dashing and debonair player of the same position from the same draft class!" It's a...
  11. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    Clearly you haven't showered with him...
  12. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    You guys just don't understand. Historically the only goodNFLquarterbacks are all running guys who get hurt a lot. They all played in the NFC East. Every one of them wore dreadlocks. These are just the rules, I didn't make them. You can't name one good QB who has not fulfilled all these criteria.
  13. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    Maybe you didn't pay attention today. Both Cathan and Elurin declared Wilson a bust. Add in Azeth declaring their season over in week 5 and you are clearly the idiot, Genj. The braintrust has spoken.
  14. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    GB only ran 15 plays in the 1st half? I'm barely paying attention to the game on the TV.
  15. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    Brady put up 13 last week and fucked me out of having top seed locked up a week early. But yeah, he's been a delight pretty much. So you know how we're always talking about how the teams with the best records haven't beat any teams worth a shit? Pittsburgh has now beaten Cincy, NYG...
  16. Grimmlokk

    Where To Watch Online

    Stickied.
  17. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    BTW watching Larry Fitzgerald play for the Cardinals is sadder than watching a hunter kill Bambi's mom and Old Yeller at the same time.
  18. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    Home now. Steelers looked ludicrously bad on offense. Especially(again) Brown and Wallace dropping passes. Especially especially Brown. That shit is getting real old real fast. Thank god the Ravens and Bengals made sure to shit the bed as well. Thanks fellas! Drew Brees sucks.
  19. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    Yeah, but you still can't put him in a league with Barry Sanders no matter how he does. Dude is a fucking animal. 160ish YPG over his last like 7. I'll be bummed if he doesn't get 2K. Me too. I thought I was so fucking clever....
  20. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    The Ben is not looking comfy so far. 2 funky releases right in to the dirt.
  21. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    Wakandan you ain't subtle.
  22. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    Oh look, RG3s person ballsucker is upset Luck and Wilson get attention. Shocking. Also, what attention is Wilson getting? He's turned pretty damn good after a shaky start. But he's not getting globally fellated like your little hero there in Washington. Jesus, took one whiney little bitch...
  23. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    Yeah, I'm super sad that a shitty human being will only get one Super Bowl and millions of dollars and be treated like a God by retards. Super sad.
  24. Grimmlokk

    Definition of Sport

    Dude....
  25. Grimmlokk

    Definition of Sport

    Indeed. Like high school debates! Look at those amazing athletes.
  26. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    I'm sure we could IP ban or just manually kill the obvious retread when they pop up if people REALLY wanted. Up to the bettors though. As much hate as we throw around most of us don't *really* want to see contributors gone forever. Especially since the stupid trolling has gone away for the...
  27. Grimmlokk

    Definition of Sport

    But no one gives a shit about your stupid arbitrary rules any more than my stupid arbitrary rules.
  28. Grimmlokk

    MMA Thread

    Just watched. Great event overall. Bendo looked amazing. Nate proved again the Diaz bros are fucking idiots who can't make adjustments. Siver is a monster at 145. But I really want to talk about Matt Brown. I've been banging this drum for awhile now. Hated him on TUF, they made him look like...
  29. Grimmlokk

    Man of Steel

    All those videos and you don't include the right one. I am not embedding it because it's a Boardwalk Empire spoiler from the current season and there's no spoiler tags yet. Click at your own risk. http://youtu.be/RlQ7W-zp8K4?t=2m2s Best scene on TV this year.
  30. Grimmlokk

    BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIE.

    This reminds me, I fucking loveAbout a Boy. I never think about it until I see it's on, then I'm stuck watching that fucker again and absolutely loving it. I mean, so long as we're allowing movies that aren't really about Christmas at all and just have snow on screen at some point.
  31. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    Well this brings up another fascinating aspect of Cowboy fandom, one that really came in to stark focus this season. Even the retarded homer Cowboy fans have tempered their stupid opinions as the season has gone on. Previous years we'd still be getting dogpiled by retarded "facts" about how...
  32. Grimmlokk

    Definition of Sport

    Doing sit ups is physically demanding. Sport? I used to get in to these debates a lot, but any more I just classify all that shit internally. A lot of it I can't really 100% justify either, it's just where it falls in my head. Stuff like my beloved Darts I put in the Game/Competition...
  33. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    Really mailed that one in. I'd have gone with a frat boy comparison. "Oh the Ben wasn't carrying that team. The running game and defense held teams down while Ben had his way with them." Still, appreciate the sentiment=)
  34. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    Oh, most wins for a #1 pick, what a sexy cherry picked stat! The Ben had 13. Pretty sure Flacco had 11 and Ryan 10 or 11 as well. Bah. #1 pick bullshit.
  35. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    This alone makes Cowboy's fans worth tolerating. The universally high level of vitriol they have for Garrett is just something beautiful to behold. Pretty much every team but New England has a lot of haters for their coach. And many teams have a coach almost ALL fans hate(Philly, SD). But none...
  36. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    Pretty much do or die for both. After this game we'll know which team has a heart and which one has Tony Romo.
  37. Grimmlokk

    MMA Thread

    BTW this entire season of TUF was a bore and half the fights were awful and went to decision that were just wrong. Terrible season. But the last fight...whoooo boy. Awesome elbow.
  38. Grimmlokk

    2012 NFL Season

    Every analyst and former player says the same thing: A QB's best friend is a good running game. Ponder has PURPLE FUCKING JESUS shredding defenses on his bionic knees. 6.2 YPC and on pace for nearly 2000 yards. No QB in the league has a better friend. Yet he just keeps getting worse and worse...
  39. Grimmlokk

    Pocket Pussies!

    It's still a pussy, not like it grows teeth. Just...make sure you don't care about your sheets. I made that mistake once.
  40. Grimmlokk

    MMA Thread

    Sherdog. I'll post new group and password info in a couple weeks. We're starting fresh with UFC 155, Velasquez/Dos Santos, on the 29th. ================================================== ========= Watching Bellator from last night right now. Zoila Gurgel just got fucking steamrolled by...