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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    They're doing someone a service, we shouldn't insult those people either
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Don't insult upstanding members of this community
  3. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The weird thing is zaara lives literally down the street from me
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    What do you do?

    Same here Alavaz. My requested salary was higher than the level I interviewed for so they bumped me to senior
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    GTX 1070 and GTX 1080 announced available May 27th

    I run wow at max on my 1070 doing 1080p@144hz and my frames vary from 50 to 200. Not one of those games where frames are steady
  6. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Don't get me wrong, I'm glad I didn't have to write a stupid function on the white board for reversing a string or something. Just felt weird..
  7. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    What's funny is for this job my interview had no technical part besides some textbook questions. And I was hired as a senior software engineer. I could be the worst coder ever and they have no Idea.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Awesome, that's good stuff. Akamai was 10% based on company and personal performance (split in half), but this year's bonuses are 6 months behind because as I quote the ceo on this "they wanted to retain employees over the summer" . I have profit sharing at raytheon but no one ever explained...
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    8 years here. 5 years dating and got married on our 5 year anniversary of officially dating. Maybe that was lame but it made sense. We just have the one kid so far and she's had at least one miscarriage we know of. Glad I could be there to help her during that, I've never seen my wife more...
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Im curious what % blizzard hands out on products for bonuses. If you aren't comfortable saying don't worry about it.
  11. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Yes, it's the guy that sits next to me why?
  12. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Except what I don't get is legion sold the most day 1 copies of any expansion and overwatch did insanely well lol. I think my current work is written in Ada hahahaha
  13. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Well we knew trollface was here, he registered and then feared for a permaban and said he'd make a new name
  14. Noodleface

    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Yes sir I'll be on at 9. I won't even be drunk
  15. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Just like lendarios is known as the dude that made his wife wait while he jerk ed off in the living room and Celestain makes 7 figures
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    I forgot about that. Dear God I better gear up. Quick
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    We aren't raiding Tuesday unless someone makes a group Else I see you joined the subforum, all info is there or guild info in game. We use discord for now
  18. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I could detail why I didn't fit in there but you'd just poke holes at what I said. In any case I don't trust anyone that works or lives in Cambridge. Literally shit town, MA
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I mean the pace is perfect for me. I just need to figure out how to appear busy
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I originally thought I had to do it by hand which is crazy... So easy to make mistakes. At least this software yells at you.
  21. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Don't got that or Popeyes here. Why am I not surprised
  22. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Starting to get the idea. I can't get over how many old people work here.
  23. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I just got the security clearance forms.. Mother of God
  24. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Wendy's chicken strips were God tier and they took them away from us and I don't know why. They still exist in Canada I guess. It was the same real meat like in their chicken sandwiches. Was good shit.
  25. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Trollface
  26. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Guy before me took 3 days to get a pc
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I've had them fresh, definitely old
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    The Metal Thread

    Please don't post opeth in this thread unless it's old stuff. Fucking faggot band.
  29. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    They had those Cheetos chicken fries at mine but i was waiting for a review. Their buffalo ones were pretty decent. Problem is it seems like everytime I get chicken fries they're old as fuck.
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    Parent Thread

    Trying to find a group my wife can join so my kid can play with other kids. It's the one time I think daycare would be helpful. I've considered sending him once a week to socialize. I wonder if it's part of why he's slow to talk.
  31. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Would tyen be a cuck and share with me?
  32. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Man I won't even browse this site period
  33. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Fuck! This guy is just an IT guy and we're broken down! He can't help! Guys I am also a diesel mechanic Oh fuuuck
  34. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Been here for a few days now, couple thoughts. The training I'm in is constantly telling me they're logging keystrokes.. Whether they are or not I don't know, but I don't even want to risk it. I assume it's one of those things where if you get caught they look into it. But either way basically...
  35. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Just do it man. Your company sounds like a joke.
  36. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    I'd take 144hz in overwatch over ips myself. I get like 240 average fps on ultra settings and it's fucking glorious with my 1070. Sometimes the game changes settings to 60 fps max and I want to end my life on the spot.
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    Desktop Computers

    Or get some acer 24 inch 144hz monitors for $200
  38. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    When I first see a woman anywhere my first immediate thought is always "would I fuck this" Sorry trex.
  39. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Call me ol fashioned but I just enjoy my own dick going into my wife