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Ok, double lines means that they can start making orders faster, instead of one at a time. Some items don't get cooked until you order it. The frozen fish filet at Mcd's take a while to cook. My rustle is the"please pull forward". No, I'll wait here. They do that so that their drive through...

I'm disappointed. I was expecting to see some logs. Where are the logs?

I read a meme and assumed it means that you get all worked up about the next day being Monday, and you have to go back. Dread built up on the day you should be enjoying...

Not be a faggot ass whiny little bitch. Fuck, get your dick licking ass out of bed on Monday and go to work. Sunday scaries? WTF? What kind of bullshit is this? You have a day off and you're going to be rolled up in the fetal position crying like a little bitch because you actually have a job to...

Holy fuckin' WOW. I thought that you all had reached the apex of assheadedness, but here we are. It's a simple definition. Just because the bread is still joined doesn't mean that it doesn't meet the criteria. Fuck!!

A bunch of whining ass pussy getting "rustled". What kind of faggot shit is this?

...a fucking picture, of something, anything FFS.

I would love to practice my deepthroating technique daily, but I just can't find the time or someone to practice with.

What's the difference between a rooster and a faggot? The rooster says cock-a-doodle-do, and the faggot says, Any cock'll do. Hahaha, that's funny!

Thanks for asking. Life's good. But, no cock lately, she would most certainly not approve.

No, I don't get a chance to suck cock often. I'm too afraid of catching a disease. Condoms aren't quite what I want when blowing someone. And yes, I fantasize about showing and/or sharing a blowjob with the wife probably daily. It's most of my masturbation fantasies. I got hard just now thinking...

I can live with that. I enjoy sucking dick, so there's no argument.

I told my wife early on in our relationship that if I could suck my own dick, we'd never have met. Of course she doesn't know that I actually like to suck cock.

A hard dick isn't fleshy. Some people, myself included love the feeling of having a nice warm cock in your mouth very enjoyable. I also love the eruption and taste of the salty-sweet jizz coating my mouth and tongue.

I agree, sucking your own dick wouldn't be any less gay than having any cock in your mouth. Some friends had the conversation about sucking your own dick, it's gay/it's not gay, whatever. Then the convo went beyond, would you come in your own mouth, would you then spit or swallow? It's already...