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This is why I do not recommend ever buying a residential rental property in lower income areas or really old houses. Higher end residential properties, in my opinion, are far more profitable for a variety of reasons. The biggest being renters tend to be people who have the money to afford their...

It's not a propaganda piece. It's a fucking movie.

That isn't fat bro. It's hibernating muscle.

The man has a point ya know.

Because the only thing we care about is what a woman looks like. No need to hold them to any standard other than that.

This movie was way more artsy than I thought it would be. Did not enjoy.

Bros, it's a movie. You wanna talk about why, being a movie, you weren't entertained? Cool. You want to act like a turd and talk about how there is some kind of hidden message we should all be outraged about? Go fuck yourself. It was a pretty good movie I thought.

You guys must be expecting to make a huge profit on that first house if you're only putting $18k down but expect to have a second property within a year based solely on profits from the first property. And your friends are probably seriously underestimating costs associated with maintenance on...

Well... he's gonna need to solve at least some of them with his wallet. Friggin' broads right fellas?

We all need healers sometimes.

Onoes don't worry bro. You'll never be my marriage and divorce whipping post. Well, not for a little while at least. Until my next failed relationship when I need to come here and lash out at someone.

I'd definitely be worried about her being aloof after one day. You should keep texting her asking her what's wrong and how you can fix it. Tell her you'll try to be a better man for her. That should work.

Best? Who knows. But as far as the best at conveying the feeling of the show. X-Files definitely wins.

That's why those stupid standing jumps are stupid.

I said the same thing when my cousin had his engagement party in July of 2013... for a wedding date of October 2015. Him and his fiancee have a lot of nerve having an engagement party and essentially asking for gifts for a wedding date over two years away. A lot can happen in two years.

What is his wife doing while he's doing that?

There is one plausible part of the story. Science has shown that Jenny and Carly are totally cheating whore names. Top 10... maybe even top 5 behind Danielle and Veronica probably.

Well... I suppose you're right but... come on now. Don't use your phone. Use a new email your SO doesn't know about. Why MUST you use a phone? But yes you guys are right. People are stupid and sex has a way of making us even dumber than we usually are.

Most people give their SO full access to their phone and then go ahead and still use it while cheating? Our education system is failing us... Tad was right. Bring back the slide rule!

Yeah I didn't realize quite how much meat it was. I'll just have to use it to seduce women. That should work right?

I bolded that part because she would have to be one supreme retard to use her phone, that her husband has access to, to correspond with her boy toy.

Yes, that story is very obviously fake. I made it exactly this far before I realized it was a sham: My wife (Jenny) and I have been married for 8 years. We met when we were 22 and we had both just graduated from university. It's been great so far, we haven't had a huge argument where we've...

Yeah I went back last night and tried the beef since I was sorely disappointed with the pork shoulder I screwed up somehow. That one was even less appetizing than the shredded chicken. I don't go to taco bell for BLT style stuff, so I'll leave that one alone.

I dun goofed bros. I cooked a 10 lb bone in boston butt yesterday. I figured 10 hours on low in a slow cooker would suffice, I was wrong. And while it was cooked through it wasn't in long enough for the connective tissue to break down and I couldn't pull it, and I made a mess of the meat trying...

Duchess is a fine, fine beer.

If they are inside your mouth they are most likely cankers which are not contagious and not herpes. If they are outside your mouth they are most likely cold sores which are contagious and are herpes.

Don't pay attention to anything Eidal says. He has a massive inferiority complex so it's really, really amusing listening to him make fun of other people's shame and inferiority complexes. Every single one of his posts is laden with trying to convince strangers on a message board of how...

This is one of two worthwhile breweries in CT. And they do pretty much nothing but sours. And they are good, and cheap (comparatively) OEC - "The Eccentric Brewers"

Sours are my favorite style. Too bad most domestic breweries suck at them and they are prohibitively expensive.

Had the shredded chicken crunchwrap slider last night. It was alright. Won't be getting it again.

Cold sores or canker sores? Because cold sores are an entirely different problem...

Go to Essex some time.

Welp, that explains it.

Hahaha, never change a_skeleton_03. By the way it's awesome to hear you're cancer free. Congrats.

Alright bros, so it's not cancer or anything but I'm wondering if this is a thing for anyone else. I don't drink heavily very often so I rarely get hangovers but when I do they are awful. That's not really news but there is this other, really strange thing that happens when I'm hungover... I get...

Fry up some chicken breast with salsa or fry up some chicken breast and dip it in the salsa. Can do the same thing with beef which you probably have plenty of because you're a rancher.

The internet doesn't believe you. Let's have a competition!!!!

I live in a very, very wealthy state. In fact I'm pretty sure the wealthy people in this state think they are the wealthiest people in the universe. So I guess it makes sense as being "par for the course". I live in Connecticut. It doesn't matter if it's true or not. That's just how they think...

Still getting a lot of out of state messages and even out of country messages. DC, Belfast, Florida. I guess I could be a sugar daddy if I really wanted to... to women with really low sugar daddy monetary standards. That chick from Belfast was a bad bitch though as the brothas say.

When I get drunk I ask my women if they want some Ginger Ale.