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I know I"m not a great candidate to talk about stuff like this because I had a pretty decent profile picture but I"d say at least 90% of women I messaged viewed my profile after the message was sent. I don"t know how OKC accumulated those results but were they completely blind like "Here are...

Here are some general tips that helped me: *Have more than 1 photo but not a ton. Maybe like 3-4. Try and get a variety of people/places. *Keep your profile short. IMHO, shorter the better. Don"t want the chick getting bored just reading your profile. Give her some obvious "launching off"...

No brah it was a wicked neg! It would be a panty creaming moment if he called her a fat cow as well.

I quickly found out if you"re serious about finding a chick online youmustpretend to like music. I"m not really that huge into music but if you read my profile you"d think I"m fucking Mozart.

That is why the most powerful contraception is the rhythm combined with the Grobee method

Anecdotal evidence is pretty worthless but none of my married friends got pregnant by accident. Hell most of them still don"t have kids yet because they"re more focused on getting stable. Of the ones who do have kids it was more of a "We"re going to start trying" and then a few months later the...

Like I said most girls I know build the pill into their routine. When something becomes routine like that it is simply second nature. One of my girlfriends even excused herself from the dinner table at my parent"s place because her phone alarm went off. It was awkward but when that alarm went...

I guess I just trust my partner not to be a mouth breather. I"m not arguing that the facts are facts but I would hope my partner is smart enough to follow instructions from her OBGYN. Grant you there are atonof retarded people in the world who can"t follow simple instructions. I"m just not...

Who are all these women taking their pills incorrectly? Every single girl I"ve dated just has a daily alarm on their phone go off and they pop in their pill. Most seem aware that taking anti biotics can nullify the effects these days. However I will testify to using pull-out more than once...

With how easy it is to prevent having a kid these days you have to be completely retarded to "accidentally" get preg. So either the chick is retarded or so emotionally needy she requires another human being to be completely dependent upon her so she sperm burgled. Either way no thank you.

I"ve never had anything good come from the "I"m jealous" talk.

This gives me a good idea. Aamana could hug his girl from behind and kiss her afthead which leaves her pussy wide open to be fucked by another man while this is going on.

Wait. How do you kiss a girl"s forehead if you"re giving her hugs from behind?

Granola is pretty caloric so that explains the fatness

I"m digging the shades. Reminds me of the ones I had in middle school in the 90s.

Does anyone have updates on Tarrent"s story with the girl he dated for 8 minutes, knocked up, married, she got crazy (go figure!) and he decided the stay together for the baby?

Well you"re handling it well. Though I don"t know how much you"re going to get her pants off talking about taking inventory. Though I don"t think I could ever date a bartender. Only from a personality and an hours point of view. He already said they ran in similar circles so chances are he...

Sure it can happen where you don"t build good attraction on the first date and it can turn into something more but it is putting yourself at a disadventagous position. If you have really any interest in pursuing it further you should try and kiss her. There are only two possible outcomes and...

I"m confused. You said you"d want to see her again but you"re saying that since there was zero chemistry it wasn"t neither a disaster or great date? I"m not sure what exactly you want. Like ... do you want to date the girl? Because even if you have any interest in dating a girl you simply have...

Since she was a whale and now she"s only a baby whale I assume they look like pancakes with an egg off to the side

Not to mention most people hate douchebag atheists and saying you"re "Atheist and serious about it" makes you sound like you"re just an assbag who shits on religion as a hobby.

I"m talking about real money. Not enough to be able to afford a pair of jeans from True Religion and a Banana Republic polo shirt. You can facade all you want but eventually you"ll have to take the chick home. I don"t think a 500 sqft apartment and your old couch from college will be made up for...

To be fair money is the universal trump card when it comes to women

Is it really a compliment to say compared to her face her body is rocking since we"ve seen how god fugly her face is?

9/10 (yay for made up stats) a woman would prefer a guy too-tall to a guy too-short. Also stop being an old creeper on OKC #sneakupongirlsatstarbucks

Pretty much all women prefer a taller guy. Not freakish tall but they want better than average. Any guy who tells himself otherwise I"m also claims that sex is all about the motion and not the size. Shit just look at online dating. If you are under 5"6" or something you better just lie on...

I really only go for chicks who are pretty short. Like 5"2"-5"5" range.

Do you jizz whole milk, sugar, sperm and lard which is what happened to your two ladies?

If you want a real relationship and not just a piece of pussy I"d suggest not taking in girls with the idea simply to have 3way orgies with them would be a logical first step.

Dabamf"s yellow fever is 100% incurrable. In a club full of presumably attractive white chicks he locks in on the only Asian. It is admirable, really. Dabamf you"ll be happy to know Jason has been dating some half-Japanese girl for a while now so you can talk about your mutual love for the East.

Is there a person on the planet who lists riding their bike as a hobby that isn"t a massive homo?

I"m pretty sure all the new characters in this thread are Tyen

I use the same razor on my balls, taint, pube patch, neck, face and head. I ain"t skurd.

If things progress to the point of dick on vag contact I don"t see how you couldn"t just tell her the truth. You cut your dick shaving. Fuck she"ll probably think it is funny. Being an awkward dude who obviously doesn"t want to have sex would be far, far worse.

You diagnosed her? Did you graduate from Costa Rica State with your psychology degree along side aychamo?

Baron turns him on so much with his box of props that their vags just start dilating like they"re gunna give birth

I"ve been with my current girlfriend over 2 years and my previous relationship was like 1.5 years. I don"t use toys because I know what the fuck is going on down there.

What happened to getting a girl off by licking her box and putting your dick inside her?

If I can"t sleep I get drunk and beat off

When you and Muhammod met did he sneak up behind you at Starbucks and say "Your beauty makes my penis explode like the dynamite strapped around my waist"