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Yeah the whole moving the pad out of the way so she can vibe herself really got me going

Eomer you really need to stop stalking X :/

Yeah I mean I"m all for respecting your orientation but I really don"t need to know the gritty details

Allah ain"t gunna fuck your bushy beaver after you blow yourself up

I think the Muslim faith says they shouldn"t have any body hair

Citing porn for real life sex is like citing 24 for the day-to-day activities of a federal agent

Can"t say I have a burning desire for a chick to jam a finger up my butt

Drinking a Mike"s Hard Lemonade in high school? Tisk, tisk young lady.

I want BRO to give up the full story. Did Tyen snake this bitch?

Anyone else getting really turned on thinking about rubbing your dick on TRex"s large quantities of forehead grease then jamming it in her butt? Gaining extra force by clenching her spare tire, of course. Also the Tyen vs BRO argument is excellent. The TLDNR will be "I am a loser but...

I always figured you two met after he took you out for drinks because you managed to place at the Kentucky Derby

You know shits getting real when the bitchy gay guy shows up

What a gay profile picture. I hate this wanna-be hipster bullshit where they take a dimly lit photo while looking away from the lens. Like somehow, someway it makes it looks candid like she"s some deep thinker. Youarenotpensive.com #fuckoff.

Is that where you are conceived while ten men are laying pipe?

I"m not exactly a pats nor Brady fan but if the game of life is a competition Brady is winning it. Rich as fuck, has SB rings and is married to an international super model who also makesmoremoney than him.

Maybe these hot, confident young men don"t want to hit on you because you"re retarded?

Holy shit this is the worst advice I"ve ever read. Eomerdo not do this.

That was the basic idea behind it. Like you said hot girls on dating websites get atonof messages from people. Generally creepy and I"m sure 9/10 they immediately delete. It is very, very difficult to set yourself apart. So I just decided to skip the first step. Traffic their page and leave...

I generally wasn"t the messenger on POF. I usually let them come to me. Click their profile, they can view their traffic. Usually I"d get some line about "Oh I"m not good enough to message! " and I"d just go from there. Well I say that but I"d say I initiated a bit less than half. Generally...

Maybe one of Cam"s whale whores is actually Aamina"s ex-wife?

I was around 99% sure that story was going to end with "So we talked about it the next day and we"ve decided to give it another shot." I"m pleasantly surprised someone in this thread is making a sane decision.

In my defense the playlist was just JFAC"s Doom EP and Killswitch"s first self titled album and not all the shitty albums both bands put out after those

I lost my virginity to my Job For a Cowboy & Killswitch Engage playlist. Nothing quite sets the mood like the intro to Entombment of a Machine.

How on Earth are we supposed to give any advice on what to do with complete limited knowledge of the situation. Wait for her to calm down, figure out what happened,thendo something. From the sounds of it probably contact the cops. However you need to get the full story until doing anything.

Probably because people seeking camera fame are some of the most vapid and easily manipulated people I"ve ever met. Back when I did some work for Abercrombie the models there were insufferable.

I kind of dig small areola on big boob

The twist is she was dead in all the pictures

lol wtf post the report!

A "date" should never last 12 hours if it is within like the first month. Unless you"re slamming and spending the night in that 12 hours you"re probably friend zoning yourself.

So basically what you"re saying is if a girl is attractive and not a mega-slut there is something wrong with her? A girl with values and doesn"t grasp at every penis thrown her way is mentally unstable?

Lol my favorite is how the girls are squirting lady jizz all over the car in a matter of 2 minutes apart. Cars are really uncomfortable to do it in and its hard to hit to correct spots simultaneously to get a girl off. I"m also not really convinced either of those fine ladies could climb over...

It seems no matter how mature someone is professionally as long as they"re still low/mid 20"s they handle relationships like children. Hell I was a super mature guy and it really wasn"t until the past couple of years I"ve really started to understand how to handle myself with the opposite sex.

I pretty much agree. We have: *Guy afraid to pull the trigger to actually ask girl out *Passive aggressive texts *Attention whoring / jealous causing girl *Drunken makeout in a car *Catty girls talking about a girl behind her back No one in the entire story comes off as mature to me

Their "plans" was simply inviting her out to a group function

I don"t know if you can paint her a "dumb skank." I hate when people vilify a girl simply because she either changed her mind or lost interest. They both handled the situation poorly so are we going to call Chewie a "dumb fag?" I"m not willing to really insult either. In the story no one was...

I"m hesitant to say this because I don"t know the entire story but it seems like he almost friend zoned himself. She was giving all the signs and making all the moves and it seems like he wasn"t pushing back enough. Hanging out with a bunch of people from work does not constitute a date. Meeting...

I"m confused as to what the entire point of that story is. I also missed the point where you told her "No." All I see is a super passive-agressive text just dripping in jealousy for some girl who was never actually yours to being with. Women aren"t dumb and they all hate passive agressive...

I"ve never met anyone from online, either, if it makes you feel better Eomer. Well unless you count online dating.

I couldn"t sleep with a chick sleeping with other dudes. But I"m a relationship guy so it could be different for others. I don"t see anything inherently wrong with it as long as the girl is careful and doesn"t allow bareback. I"d probably get STD tested at least quarterly if you plan on...

Asian people doing strange shit? You don"t say....