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You dumbass you"re not married. You"re not successful. Get real. Marriage is the only form of success.

Marry bitches, get tax relief

Yeah my current girlfriend has the "I don"t want kids" outlook but I think she"s just being bitter. She also seems hella scared of child birth. I hope not because children are something I want in my future.

I"m well aware putting specific timeframes on things is rediculous. I"m not saying I"m staying hard-and-fast to my rules. I am simply saying I"ve been in quite a number of relationships that were all roses until about 6 months, problematic from 6-9 months and ended around 9 months. Therefore I...

Then you asked a girl you"ve known less than a year to marry you. Either way I wish you luck but I"m a realist. I"d say the absolute bare minimum time I"d consider marrying a chick is if I was with her two years. I"d prefer more around three.

I don"t think anyone in this thread seriouslyneverwants to get married but I believe most of us only wish to be married when the situation and the timing is right. Getting married because you knocked a chick up, imo, is not the best timing or reasoning behind getting married. Again, this is an...

To be fair some chicks eat shit like that up as long as you "make it up" to her the next date

Haha, that"s hilarious. So you basically made plans for a day-long date and completely forgot about all the day stuff?

When your calvary is Grobb and Cutlery reassuring your decision then holy shit just add in Brad and you"ve got one hell of a wolfpack.

Well said. A girl won"t just randomly break up with you if she"s really into you regardless of what is going on in her life. The only reason she"ll break up is if she just isn"t that into you.

Lol knocked a chick up and marrying her in a span of like 5 months. We"ve got a new Brad on our hands fellas.

Hah, very true. Though insurance doesn"t cover the coat hanger does it? Pretty sure my insurance would cover whatever antibiotics I"d need to cure the clap.

I"d rather a chick give me a treatable STD than her to be knocked up, personally

She has no interest in you at all. She doesn"t even view you as having a penis. The reason she dates dudes who ignore her is because she"s an immature cunt who has no desire for a meaningful relationship. Nothing is going to happen here except you wasting more of your life thinking this...

Sucks sorry to hear that

ok 7-12 for me

2.5 weeks? Yeah, you"re being a bitch.

So thats 6 months of marriage until she cheats on him then 6 months after that? So Sutekh has a year? I"m going with a year and 3 months.

She just added you on facebook. Stop trying to decipher it. It"s facebook. I thought we already went over the perils of taking facebook too seriously. My girlfriend was complaining my ex-GF occasionally (like, maybe once a month ... if that) posts on my FB wall. I was just like .... "It"s...

Damn this is becoming too easy. You people"s lives suck so horribly you constantly have to come in here and defend their awesomeness. Damn you suck. Oh yeah and my current jeans only cost me $300 cause I got them for a bargain. 1) Get divorced due to infidelity 2) Give relationship...

This brings me to a rant. Why thefuckwas the chick in Shallow Hal considered so "great" on the inside? She was insecure. She was unhealthy, and fine with it. She was cold hearted. She had the self-esteem of less than zero. She was untrusting.Noneof these are "good" attributes. Oh great she...

Haha this is my first time coming back to this thread since I posted last. Haha that was a funny shitstorm shame I completely forgot this thread existed for like a week Oh, and anytime you agree and are in cahoots with Grobbee you should probably take a step back and wonder if this is really...

Says the person who got married at 13 and has no clue what it is like to be single and well employed in the modern era. Try to spew off less hate for ideas you don"t understand. Enjoy your PB&J sandwich for dinner tonight. Hit it directly on the head. People that flaunt their relationships are...

I like how Grobb thinks you can only be happy if attached at the hip to another human being. Must suck hating yourself so badly you can only find happiness from another person.

Yeah I"m not a sappy romantic, either, so the cards fit my personality. I"m sure it"s more a reflection of how I treat my relationships and girls I date that I"ve gotten virtually the same card for two years in a row now. I think people always put too much meaning into cards similar to your...

For two Valentine"s in a row I"ve basically gotten the same card but from different girls. Pretty much says on the front "I thought you"d like to do something fun on Valentine"s Day" / (inside) "Me."

His other 20 year old with a messload of offspring moved in (sans offspring iirc) and everyone said it was a bad idea. In similar fashion to how this threadalwaysgoes we were ignorant and his "situation was different." Naturally things got fucked up in less than two months.

Only time I"ve ever denied banging a chick is because it was embarrassing and I just wanted ass but really, really hated the chick

The latter is what happened with mine. I"m not saying it"s the worst possible idea in the world but I"m just saying in my personal experience it was very taxing on me emotionally and I probably wouldn"t do it again if I knew within the first few dates this happened to her.

I dated a girl who was raped. It"s not a good situation to knowingly push yourself into.

Disagree massively. I disagree for many reasons, actually. Firstly girls love being chased. During the first few encounters they"ll love it when you"re the one messaging her. Secondly any sane girl knows the rules. She knows if she is sending you an SMS daily after the first few encounters she...

Yeah women say all sorts of bullshit. You gotta do something or she"ll resent it. When all her little girlfriends get together for their pillowfight-in-panties parties and they talk about what their boyfriends did she"ll feel awkward saying "We didn"t do anything because it"s about corporate...

You guys are all paranoid. I mean he"s known this chick for 4.5months. Of course he"s trusting of her enough not to ask for a paternity test. Dear lord take the tinfoil hats off guys.

Brekk is right. Learn from the experience but know you fucked this chick up and there is no hope for repair.

Dude she"s using you for emotional support. She doesn"t want a relationship and the baggage that comes with it but she wants to feel the egotism of having some guy chase after her. It"s fairly simple. It takes two to be strung along I highly doubt she busted out a leash.

You can keep bashing on Brad all you like but you"re the only one here that thinks this is even remotely a good idea. You and I both started our current relationships around the same time and if she said to me "Hey your boner knocked me up!" first thing I"d do is punch her in the vagina to...

I find it more of an "Ah Bore Shun" situation

Thats a Google AdSense which is custom tailored for you and not necessarily the site you"re on. Take it as you will.

The divorce line is semi-decent for getting one or two responses but it quickly fizzles out. Flat out the line doesn"t work if you actually want to meet someone at a decent rate. Personalized messages are the way to go.

I think he was talking more about the chicks that get drunk at a bar every week and dance on the counter. He also said "restaurant business" not girls that goto restaurant. Working at a restaurant as a host/server isn"t exactly a permanent job so it"s fine to get with the other waitresses and...