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It was different than I expected but enjoyed it nonetheless.

I will never set foot in a Red Lobster ever again. Years ago I got food poisoning from there, and each visit since has given me terrible food for too high a price.

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Tunnelbear has always worked well for me. If you don't want to pay cash for their service, you can send them jars of honey instead. For real.

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I was watching a movie with my son the other day and he got really scared. He said, "Daddy, is that woman going to die?" I said, "Judging by the size of that horse's cock, I'd say yes."

I don't eat much frozen pizza, but my girlfriend brought home a Freschetta Brick Oven pepperoni pizza, so I decided to try it. Color me impressed. It had some kind of seasoning on it that gave it a great flavor.

Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile. The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do." He said "You...

I got dragged to this movie by my girlfriend's family. It turned out to be a decent movie. The artwork is phenomenal.

I have a Surface Pro 3 for a work laptop, so I haven't owned a personal one in a while, but I've usually owned MacBooks. My main device at home these days is a 12.9" iPad Pro. I does just about everything I want it to do except PC gaming. So, I picked up the new 15" MacBook Pro the other day (I...

A guy sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of chili. The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl". He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?" The other guy says, "No...

A woman gets cheated on by her husband. Devastated, she doesn't know how to continue to live her life. She heard that there's a very wise monk who lives up in a mountain, and decide to go there to consult him. After few days of traveling, walking, climbing, she reach the top and meet the wise...

Didn't Dumbledore and Grindlewald have buttsex?

Went to McDonalds and tried the Grand Big Mac. As you might expect, it's just like a regular Big Mac, only bigger around. Beef patties are same thickness as original Big Mac.

Got the Bacon King again (with added onion this time). Damn tasty.

Apple now sells refurb 9.7" pro's.

The maintenance tech scenes were very cringe worthy. They really lowered the quality of the show with those stupid guys.

I tried the Bacon King and loved it. The bacon was actually very crispy, which makes all the difference. Will eat again.

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Nice....costume.

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I ate the Arby's pork belly sandwich today. It was better than I expected. It definitely has a strong smokey taste to it. It was good, but I think I'd try the brisket one before having the pork belly again.

Chipotle bowl is the only way to go. My unscientific tests show that you get more food and you can mix all the stuff together. I also order a tortilla on the side.

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I did the buffet at KFC the other day. Pro tip: They put the crappier pieces of chicken on the buffet, but you can ask for what you want and they will give it to you. I ask for a breast piece while I'm ordering.

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