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  1. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Do you realize that it's your cheap ass not paying for porn that brought us thots? The market had to evolve because of you. It got hyper focused on the types of guys who would pay and it turns out they're a bunch of fucking losers who just want a girl to talk to them. If you'd kept paying for...
  2. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    My usage is pretty close to that. I only used it for research papers in college. So however many of those I had to write. I learned to type on a typewriter in typing class because in my HS that was considered a computer class. It was actually useful. The funny thing is that the next year...
  3. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How old is the daughter? Do you have a chance at a mother/daughter daily double?
  4. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I know microfiche was used in a lot of movies. Anytime a reporter or lawyer was shown researching they'd be at the library pouring through them. Like, I bet Erin brockovitch used them.
  5. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    I got ya bro. I sent a solidarity on your behalf.
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    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Yup and it'll probably never work again ... or will it? Yes. But as soon as they touch it, it can be recovered by the kicking team. Otherwise it has to go 10 yards. So if you don't think it will make it 10 yards, it's better to not touch it. That was the beauty of that kick. It didn't...
  7. Hoss

    R.I.P Ruth Bader Ginsberg

    I don't mean to be disrespectful but I hope they don't forget the rope of a thousand knots in the coffin.
  8. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Make up your mind. Is she from the WWE or is this her first acting role? What if maybe he knew about the jedi but was being derogatory because mandos hate them so much.
  9. Hoss

    R.I.P Ruth Bader Ginsberg

    I just want everyone to know I was getting drunk tonight before I heard the news. This is not a celebration.
  10. Hoss

    Archer

    Someone remind me what put him into a coma 3 years ago. I can't remember where the dreaming started.
  11. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What about her nips and clit? Are they pierced too? The one time I was having drinks with a much younger girl who was boring me to death, I finally stopped her and asked if she wanted to fuck. That's when she told me she was a lesbian. At first I was pissed that she was letting me buy her...
  12. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    We've complained about that before. It's only a problem for me me on mobile and now I just zoom in before clicking. Actually with threads like that, I make sure I click out to the right on "pics". That way if I miss I just get gnomedolf's profile. But for threads with short titles I zoom all...
  13. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh I thought he meant he was going to fuck the dude's wife.
  14. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife lost all of her magic cards in a house fire probably 15-20 years ago. Our daughter got into magic through her friends a few years back and my wife tried to get back into it. But I think she is still pissed about losing the cards. She doesn't even know what they were worth but she...
  15. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Holy shit. A $30k MTG collection? Did you take a picture of it? I can't imagine how many cards that must have been.
  16. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's not silly. I'll be mad at both, but I don't care about him. Do you even know what it's like to be jealous?
  17. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's possible, but right now I love her too much to do that. It would depend on how quickly I stop loving her after she cheats on me.
  18. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Here's what you need to be scared of. When the recent ex who you're still talking to finds out you're fucking the neighbor lady. The only question is who will she go after? You, her, or both of you? Did these girls see you with the hot crazy ex? There might be some pre-selection going on.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'd shoot the guy with my wife's favorite gun at a minimum. Can't say beyond that, but I'm pretty certain that would happen.
  20. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Well, we've seen his face like twice on the show, I think? It's not like they can't easily replace him without skipping a beat. What are we going to do, bitch that mando doesn't walk the same anymore?
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    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Sorry that was Gallup. I thought it was CeeDee finding that extra gear that the DB didn't have. Still not PI and gallup still needs to do that with a relaxed arm so he doesn't get any more bullshit calls.
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    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    There was no shove, just his arm extending as he ran away. You have a right to put your body into position to catch the ball and make your moves. If the guy hadn't done a flop there would be no call. The NFL needs to figure out a way to stop that flopping bullshit before it gets popular. If...
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    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    This is what I was worried about with McCarthy. I've never thought he was a good coach. I was hoping that maybe he only sucked at the coaching duties that Jerrah would be performing. But nope. You can't say that cost us the game because there was a lot of time left, but it was like he had no...
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Not a school teacher, but a teacher at Dance Obsessions. A dance school for kids. This place looks like one of the schools "cuties" is based on. So, I'm gunna go sit in the corner and practice my shocked face while y'all look at the yelp pictures...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Because of chinese bat aids and people working from home, all expenses and shit like that have to be done electronically now and it's a cluster fuck. Right now electronically means printing them out, signing them, scanning them and then emailing. After that it gets emailed to like 4 more...