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In a league where horsecollar tackles are illegal, and facemasking is illegal, how the fuck is it legal to grab someone under the helmet and drag them down?

Yeah she looks like shit in that costume. I didn't even notice her man jaw before. Now I can't avoid seeing it even in the regular pics. Also, the jowels but at least those are only in the cowel. She has cowel jowels. And finally, her smile is garbage. Lets hope that's caused by the mask too.

I had sirius for a couple years. I never made it to sports talk. I found the pron channel pretty quick and rarely found a reason to change it. When I did, I went to comedy channels.

Covid 19 is not a weight gain goal.

Having been privy to the bosses side of that transaction, I can explain. It's because they've been wanting to get rid of you for some time and the boss was too much of a non confrontational pussy to do it. How much notice did you give? About 2 months?

She's not going to fuck you CBS

midichlorians You Godless heathen. Oh shit, I thought that was stallone. They made another dredd? Was it any good?

Now do knitting. Find a video from some woman who gave up knitting because the knitting circle was mean to her.

Do you realize that it's your cheap ass not paying for porn that brought us thots? The market had to evolve because of you. It got hyper focused on the types of guys who would pay and it turns out they're a bunch of fucking losers who just want a girl to talk to them. If you'd kept paying for...

My usage is pretty close to that. I only used it for research papers in college. So however many of those I had to write. I learned to type on a typewriter in typing class because in my HS that was considered a computer class. It was actually useful. The funny thing is that the next year...

How old is the daughter? Do you have a chance at a mother/daughter daily double?

I know microfiche was used in a lot of movies. Anytime a reporter or lawyer was shown researching they'd be at the library pouring through them. Like, I bet Erin brockovitch used them.

I got ya bro. I sent a solidarity on your behalf.

Yup and it'll probably never work again ... or will it? Yes. But as soon as they touch it, it can be recovered by the kicking team. Otherwise it has to go 10 yards. So if you don't think it will make it 10 yards, it's better to not touch it. That was the beauty of that kick. It didn't...

I don't mean to be disrespectful but I hope they don't forget the rope of a thousand knots in the coffin.

Make up your mind. Is she from the WWE or is this her first acting role? What if maybe he knew about the jedi but was being derogatory because mandos hate them so much.

I just want everyone to know I was getting drunk tonight before I heard the news. This is not a celebration.

Someone remind me what put him into a coma 3 years ago. I can't remember where the dreaming started.

What about her nips and clit? Are they pierced too? The one time I was having drinks with a much younger girl who was boring me to death, I finally stopped her and asked if she wanted to fuck. That's when she told me she was a lesbian. At first I was pissed that she was letting me buy her...

We've complained about that before. It's only a problem for me me on mobile and now I just zoom in before clicking. Actually with threads like that, I make sure I click out to the right on "pics". That way if I miss I just get gnomedolf's profile. But for threads with short titles I zoom all...

Oh I thought he meant he was going to fuck the dude's wife.

My wife lost all of her magic cards in a house fire probably 15-20 years ago. Our daughter got into magic through her friends a few years back and my wife tried to get back into it. But I think she is still pissed about losing the cards. She doesn't even know what they were worth but she...

Holy shit. A $30k MTG collection? Did you take a picture of it? I can't imagine how many cards that must have been.

It's not silly. I'll be mad at both, but I don't care about him. Do you even know what it's like to be jealous?

It's possible, but right now I love her too much to do that. It would depend on how quickly I stop loving her after she cheats on me.