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Aren't you? And yeah, I hope his kid is OK too. Unfortunately, I can't think of anything not serious that might be described as a collapsed lung.

Wait a minute, I just read that martin is the only offensive rookie to even be selected to the pro bowl. Is that right? No Odell Beckham, and he's probably going to win ROY?

Yeah, if there was any justice for the men in the trenches, Martin should win OROY. It's clear he's had a bigger impact on his team and the game than any other rookie, including Beckham. If Beckham had done what he did all year long it would be a different story, but he didn't. Martin was...

Are they at the same hospital? Please tell me it's the same hospital.

A Piece of Christmas lore. (I thought I posted it last year, but I can't find it) It was a rough year for Santa. The number of believers had been falling for the past 10 years. This caused all kinds of economic hardships and strife at the North Pole. The elves had been on strike most of...

Yes this. Or any other Christmas themed porn. Bad santa is #1 as far as mainstream movies go.

Christmas day and I'm stuck on a platform with 180 strangers. Everyone suddenly feels free to engage me and wish me merry christmas. For an introvert like me, it's like nails on a chalkboard. I was OK with having to work today, but I have never been around so many people on Christmas, so I...

Fucking Direct TV doesn't even have this on the schedule tomorrow.

So your butt was sore for days from 'falling down the stairs'. Sounds legit. At least you remember some stairs.

Is he naked under that translucent raincoat? I think I just got raped by bill cosby.

That's not how football works. 100 road games would be over 13 seasons.

Yeah I'm sure they were. After all, his picture is up in the asian post office with a specific warning that he might blind you IRL if given the chance. Wat the fuck are you even talking about?

I didn't realize the quality of teams was that far apart. Teams we've played at home have a 50.8% winning percentage, and teams we've played on the road have a 40%. Even so, that's not enough to explain the difference.

Ride along was not any good. Soul plane is another good example. I guess he's really good as long as he's not the only one being funny. So he should be fine in this movie.

Bullshit, I make it to a game every year, and this year has been no different. It's not the fans. There's probably something different about their routine that gets them more focused on the road. If Jarret was a good coach, he'd figure out what it is. Furry is understating it though...

LOL drinking games. I never understood why you'd play a game where the object was to avoid drinking. Anyway, out of curiosity, did you fall down the stairs that night while you were drunk?

This forum has bad reactions to the truth.

So $10,400 a year? Or do you only do it like 50 weeks out of the year? And what about the $14k we were talking about. Do you sometimes spend your hooker money on non hooker activities? What is this? Is this you admitting you are gay when you're drunk? Some of us have. It was in the GWBYHT...

Couldn't find one where she was going through her purse.

Pablos, did you find a place to hunt? My advice would have been to ask around at work. The public areas are good, but can be crowded, so i wouldn't spend too much time in them. Aside from that, if you can afford them, day leases are a good way to get your feet wet.

Deep down, the cowboys probably don't want home field advantage this year. If we could get the bye week and still play on the road, our chances would be better.

Same here, except that I'm pretty sure Will can carry kevin. I saw Grudge match recently, and Deniro and Stallone did a fine job of watering him down. Will should have no problem.

This is only playing in canada right now, right?

How the hell can you say Jason Sudekis' character isn't an idiot? In the first one he smugly proclaimed he had fucked the crazy out of Rachel.

Can you burn the insulation off of cat 5?

Is 14k what you spend on hookers per year johnny? Also, holy shit Joe cocker was ugly. Did he have some kind of disorder? It looked like he was having problems in that video.

Probably a service dog. That damn blind person, how dare he not pick up the dogshit? I like pulp in my OJ, an I have no probalem with eathing oranges other than going through the trouble of peeling them, and the fact that they go bad a lot sooner than OJ If it turns out I shit like europeans, I...

What newbs. You don't name your password file "password". They should use "New Text Document (2).txt" like I do. I laughed pretty hard once I noticed it.

One girl I dated told me she didn't need lube to do anal. We never actually did it, but it's relevant that she believed she did not require it. In her case, she was a squirter, and everything down there would get sopping wet just while she was sucking my dick. That's why we never got around...

My favorite part of that video was the end where they called the girl a reporter.

The long reset time before you can give nets again is the killer right now. I don't know how long it lasts, but I've been trying to neg tuco for like 6 months.

Blazin sounds like he thinks giving her an xbox is worse than giving her $1000. I don't console game, but I remember xboxes being quite a bit cheaper. Or was this at a time when they were rare?

Arrow is a canadien show, isn't it? Maybe those canucks are worse with geography than I am.

That article brought up another good point I didn't know about. It said the bone is only good for wet cooking. I was thinking about it, and the only time I wet cook meat, or like wet cooked meat, is in stew. That's probably a big part of the reason I hate bones. Anyway, back to the point...

Wasn't the original release date christmas day? Maybe the day after. Either way, the first time i saw it, I thought they must be trying to bury the movie, because who the hell is going to the movies on Christmas? If this is all a marketing ploy, I expect them to move the date back a week or 2...

Hey Johnny, have you ever met a hooker you didn't fall for? Any one night stands?

You realize this article backed up everything I said, it just tried to use positive words to make that disgusting connective tissue sound good. Right? In my basic anatomy class, they taught that tendons are what connects bones to muscle. Joints would have ligaments. What else would you call...

This is what I was talking about. There should be a better screen cap somewhere, but I can't find it. Looks like starling city is a little northwest of New York. I mean, your map makes a lot more sense.

LOL I'd like to see the logic behind a bone being left in a little longer somehow equals higher quality. Willing to ignore completely how it fucks up even cooking to hear this. You're saying the existence of the bone makes the quality of the meat itself better. Maybe you just think tendons...

You do realize this is a documentary, right? Speaking of how real it is, where the fuck is starling city? I was thinking somewhere on the west coast since they took a boat straight from starling city harbor to china. But they flashed a map up there this episode, and it looked more like it...