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  1. Xarpolis

    Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)

    Spider-Man: Homeroom Ninja
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    Scenes from movies you didn't like that stuck with you

    When I was young, my parents loved to watch shitty 80's movies. There's some good, some bad. However, ever now and then, a scene from a movie you don't enjoy really sticks with you. In my case, that movie is "The Bodyguard". Whitney Houston & Kevin Costner. She's a superstar and he's her...
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    Scenes from movies you didn't like that stuck with you

    Title: 8MM Tagline: You can't prepare for where the truth will take you. Genre: Thriller, Crime, Mystery Director: Joel Schumacher Cast: Nicolas Cage, Joaquin Phoenix, James Gandolfini, Chris Bauer, Anthony Heald, Peter Stormare, Catherine Keener, Norman Reedus, Amy Morton, Jenny...
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    Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018)

    Thanks. That makes better sense.
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    The spider-man license consists of every character that is a primary source in the Spider-Man universe. So there's that.
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    I don't think that is a bad thing for Disney at all. And are they forced to release "X-Men movie" every so often, or are they able to use the characters and term X-Men in other movies to get around the requirement?
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    Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018)

    Question for people who have seen the movie. I used the restroom when:
  8. Xarpolis

    Men's Bar Soap for Showering

    Most animals can't masturbate. No wonder virtually all animal sex is no different than rape. The female is NEVER interested. Realistically, this should probably go in the "shower thoughts" thread.
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    Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018)

    I just got home from seeing this. All I can really say is wow. What an incredible ride. So much action. I enjoyed it thoroughly. Tom Cruise continues to dominate. And that newish (well, new as of last movie) chick isn't half bad either. They'll make a good couple because they're both...
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    Suits

    That's all it ever was. Harvey being some hot shot lawyer that for some reason results to swinging at people every time things get difficult for him. It's a bunch of nonsense. I did enjoy the very first episode where Mike's running drugs and he meets Harvey. The show has also had a lot of...
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    The Equalizer 2 (2018)

    (sometimes) I really wish there was a "black theater" out here. It's awesome that there isn't 99% of the time, but that 1% would be fun for specific movies.
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    Shazam! (2019)

    Ok, off the bat, I despise most of DC's properties. They try too hard and rush everything. That said, this movie looks great. They aren't taking themselves seriously at all. It looks fantastic. Deadpool meets Superman is the vibe I get. Assuming the next trailer isn't a steaming pile of...
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    Summer 2018 Anime

    I know, but his harem is growing. He's going to get the forsaken leader chick as his next side piece. Still a cuck, but whatever. I like the show.
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    Summer 2018 Anime

    This demon lord show is awesome. Today he used "white nova". It's this tiny little ball of fluff that slowly falls to earth, then fucking decimates everything. I loved it.
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    Ready Player One (2018)

    Updated. $29.99 now.
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    The Magicians

    That was a great commercial. And Eliot saying "Please play with me" the whole thing because of the god that took over his body was enjoyable.
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    Men's Bar Soap for Showering

    So I'm about half way through my bar of Grandpa's Charcoal. I gotta say, I'm really enjoying it. The volume of suds hasn't diminished at all. It does a really effective job of making me feel clean. The smell is extremely faint. I barely notice it at all, but that's alright. One thing I...
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    Summer 2018 Anime

    I finally got around to watching the first episode of Grand Blue. It's really fucking strange. Not at all what I expected, based off of the picture and quick description. I'll see if the "underwater" shit is any good for episode 2, but it's probably going to be a hard pass.
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    Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

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    Summer 2018 Anime

    I've got something even better than the KonoSuba movie. It's horribly NWS though, so only click here if you're not at work.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    It really depends if you kick her ankle after you nut in her eye or not. If you do, you're now involved with the Angry Pirate. In all honesty, I'm just posting that so that I can link this horrible nerd goodness. It's a video on pornhub about some hot cosplay chick getting fucked while...
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    Men's Fashion

    I just did a google search. That isn't my style at all. You would know best. I've been letting my facial hair go for a few days at a time before I shave again. It's just a lazy thing. I don't like having a beard anymore. It's too hot for that out here.
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    Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

    That's a shocker.
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    The Equalizer 2 (2018)

    My honest opinion is that EQ1 was a much better movie than EQ2. There was a lot of plot there just for the sake of being there. He was a Lyft driver, and that kinda came into play in the beginning to show that he helps people. But aside from that, it was a straight action movie. It was...
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    Ready Player One (2018)

    Best Buy actually delivered the 4k steelbook of this to my house today. A few days ahead of schedule. Nice!
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    The Equalizer 2 (2018)

    I guess we all forgot this was a thing. I completely forgot until Lyft emailed me today and said it was out Friday. Well, I'm at the theater now to see it. I'll red did a non spoiler review after it's over.
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    South Park

    Oh yeah, I do remember that season. Where she finally breaks up with Cartman and he loses his shit and threatens to kill himself. Such a bitch. Then she gets fat and stuff. Thanks for the reminder.
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    Pets

    Haha, I just checked my notifications. I forgot writing that exact post, so I re-read it and started to tear up again. So yeah, feels man. Feels. Kids are awesome, though.
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    Deadpool 2 (2018)

    Yes, he did talk about cultural appropriation. But it's a comedy and Reynolds tries to keep it VERY current. They went and re-edited a little bit of his audio right before it was released, just so he could mention a few more current news events for shits and giggles. The movie isn't trying to...
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    South Park

    Did I somehow miss a season? Wasn't the last episode shortly after Trump won, and the season had Hillary as the mastermind behind everything (I guess they expected her to take the W?)
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    Summer 2018 Anime

    Chills in a good way? I dig the new setup for Deku.
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    Thinking outside of the Box

    My goal isn't to change my personality. I like who I am. I just want to look at problems that I encounter a little differently. Trying to do everything the conventional way isn't always the best solution. I'm not saying that in a stupid way, either. IE - If you had money problems, the...
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    Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)

    Bravo!
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    Thinking outside of the Box

    So being able to Think outside of the box is a really good trait in business. However, I've always been a very safe thinker. I stay within the lines. I'm smart, but not creative. At least not any longer. When I was a kid I used to be, but that was crushed out of me years ago. Are any of...
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    Men's Bar Soap for Showering

    So on Sunday night, I used the last of my Pine Tar bar of Grandpa's soap. It lasted a surprisingly long time. Wow, I got almost a month out of the bar of pine tar. That's crazy. I used it for the first time on June 13th. The bar was officially gone as of July 8th. God damn that's some long...
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    Spawn

    I wonder who the fat cop will be. And twitch is very... springy hair. His wife's hot, at least.
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    Summer 2018 Anime

    Well, from the SAO trailer... Don't read that if you don't want a more in depth review of what you've seen. And it probably won't make sense unless you have some understanding of what happens in the books.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Ask them to sub the sesame seed bun in place of that artisan shit. I much prefer it that way.
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    Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)

    The best part about the quantom realm scenes is they included water bears. I learned about this (a little) when my daughter was watching an episode of Octonauts.
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    Summer 2018 Anime

    I saw the Zombie show. It didn't really do anything for me, but then again I've never liked any of the previous zombie shows. Zombie & her maid (also a zombie). They kill people and can take their shapes. Who cares. Banana Fish - Some drug that causes people to go crazy. Then you get into...