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My only responsibility to my wife on mothers day is to remind the daughter and offer help if she needs it. I do often get her flowers while I'm getting some for my mom but I purposely skip once in a while to keep it from being a responsibility.

I've never even heard of the in betweeners. I have no idea what he's on about but he seems really upset.

Are these custom lightsabers basically the same thing you can get at conventions? http://www.saberparts.com/ https://saberforge.com/ https://ultrasabers.com/ https://www.kyberlight.com/ Do any of them have laser pointers built in? That's the only way I'll probably ever buy another lightsaber.

I feel like I need to extend an olive branch to Ossoi. The american remake of Red Dwarf was goddawful. As much as I'd love me some more Red Dwarf, I'm glad that didn't get past the pilot.

Well they say you need 60% for herd immunity, so I guess the people who don't think we're there yet will need to see 60% in order to venture outside. Slowing the spread was a pipe dream and turned out to not be needed. It was developed by people who thought mild cases of kung flu were when...

On women, Henna or body paint are better.

I've been away from home for 3 weeks and I have 3 more weeks to go. The other day I realized I wasn't going to be home for Mother's day, so I ordered some flowers to be delivered to my mom. While there I searched for my wife's favorite flowers which those places never seem to have. They have...

Sucks to hear that. But Lucas gets no royalties. When he sold it to them, it was lock stock and barrel. His only special consideration was reportedly that they not let his outline for the final 3 movies get leaked before they make the movies. Then they just ignored his suggestions.

God help me now I'm listening to a podcast series about Tiger King. If we had a podcast section, I'd put it there. I can't tell if this was done before or after the netflix series was released. The guy who wrote it was doing research for years though. About halfway through it and so far it's...

Been meaning to get back to this. This is what I get half the time when I turn on captions in youtube. Unreadable.

I wanna see a meth head auction show. I just wanna watch them bidding in 5 cent increments on a light switch and getting into arguments when it gets to 50 cents because the owner was runnin it up. Then see them bid $4k on a matchbox general lee. Maybe have a remington bronze statue come...

Dammit. I could give them a full vial of semen pretty easily. But on the other hand, I'd RATHER have help collecting that one.

I don't want any business to fail on general principal, but I'd be a lot more saddened by this if every theater in my area hadn't gone to those suck ass leather chairs. If I wanted leather fucking seats, I'd buy them for my house. Shitty leather too, I can't even tell for sure it's not vinyl...

No way to order it and do it at home? Thanks.

Where can I buy them?

Well, it didn't count because of the holding, right? Of course it was forgotten.

Fifty - somethings are the ones with money though.

Did you see the show where Dan Harmon was raping a baby? He was also responsible for Rick and Morty. Did you ever see Lucas's first movie? TXHsomethingorother? That was supposedly pretty horrible too but somehow he managed to shit out Star Wars. Nobody hits a home run every time they step...

I did not know that. That was blind luck, I was expecting a real review. But well played. I still haven't seen the girl ghostbusters BTW so his involvement here doesn't mean much to me.

Guys. He can't recognize sarcasm even after it's pointed out to him. He is obviously the chosen one to evaluate all comedy everywhere. Lets ask him what he thinks of the new ghostbusters.

And you're a complete fucking moron if you think the US office is an actual realistic representation.

Dude. Do you think the US version of The Office is set in a UK office? Unless there's a Scranton, Pennsylvania in the UK ... no.

The US office was a very realistic representation of working in an office. The UK office was much more stuffy and scripted than a real office is.

I think burren is right. Looks like it's a still from a video where she was shaking her ass manually.

I'd need an illustration to be sure, but it sounds like you just have a weird fetish. Those poses look fine. Especially if you can see her chest, because that pose will make her tits poke out.

Oh shit you were dealing with THE PFY? You're lucky you survived. As I recall, he eventually learned all of the BOFH's tricks and offed him. The lad's a stone cold killer. Hope you didn't cop too much of an attitude with him, he might have setup a surprise for you...

What is the actual difference between knocking and tapping? Is it just the use of your knuckles vs fingertips? I don't think so because you can tap with your knuckles. But can you knock with your fingertips? So is it defined by loudness? If so, where's the line?

I guess in a way, brits are hipster americans. They were speaking english and dominating the world before it was cool.

They all look really good except the Cowboys and the Eagles. I wonder if the designer is a giants fan and just hates them.