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  1. BrutulTM

    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    It is, but the market being what it is and sf's situation being what it is, it's hard to say they did the wrong thing. I'd rather see them go big and lose than what the Redskins have done trying to save a few bucks with Cousins.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Adam Carolla said once that when someone serves you beets they should give you a bracelet that says "Don't panic, you had beets" to wear until the next time you poop so you don't think you are dying.
  3. BrutulTM

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    At the risk of being gayer than AIDS, there was video on "Inside the NFL" tonight of the replay ref explaining to another official that while the ball was moving, it was under his arm the whole time and thus "in control". Consensus of the panel was that there's a good chance it would have been...
  4. BrutulTM

    Smokers / Grills

    I did order some grillgrates with it although I haven't tried them out yet. They may do some time in the Weber as well.
  5. BrutulTM

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I've been known to eat a jar of this stuff at a sitting. The cauliflower is outstanding.
  6. BrutulTM

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I had pulled pork sliders with coleslaw that I did in my new pellet smoker, Alton Brown method buffalo wings, pepper jack and cheddar queso made with sodium citrate in the style of modernist mac and cheese, and spinach dip in a bread bowl with lots of chunks of homemade NY Times recipe No-Knead...
  7. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    Fried spam is delicious. Anyone who says otherwise made up their mind before they tried it.
  8. BrutulTM

    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    Yeah, since the 9ers lost 5 games by 3 points or less with Hoyer it's not much of a stretch to say that Jimmy would have put them over the top on most if not all of those games and they could have finished 10-6 or 11-5 last year. That said, I'm trying to keep my expectations in check and hoping...
  9. BrutulTM

    Air vent covers, nonstandard size

    Here's a DIY option thanks to pinterest. How to Make Custom Air Vent Covers - Domestic Deadline
  10. BrutulTM

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    "more than make up for it"? I don't think so. It's just a nice way to say that their D isn't very good and it's being covered up by the offense.
  11. BrutulTM

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Yeah, I said during the game that win or lose no one was going to be criticizing the Eagles for playing too conservative like they did the Jags.
  12. BrutulTM

    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    The 49ers and Raiders flipping a coin for the 9th and 10th draft picks is bullshit. Therefore I am proposing that it be awarded based on a nude greco-roman wrestling match between John Lynch and Jon Gruden with no clock, victory by submission or knockout only.
  13. BrutulTM

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    "Bend don't break" has never made any sense to me. What's the difference between a "bend don't break" defense and a just plain good defense? Obviously they want to stop them where they're going to get good field position but people talk about the Pats defense as if it's some sort of strategy...
  14. BrutulTM

    Air vent covers, nonstandard size

    I'm guessing if you have a sheet metal fabrication shop in town they could build you whatever you need. Also if you google "Custom air vent cover" lots of stuff comes up but I don't have any experience with any of them.
  15. BrutulTM

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Agreed. I thought Jon Gruden was dead on in the Chief's game when he said something along the lines of "If they're going to analyze everything that happens on the football field in super slo-mo they're going to be wasting an awful lot of people's time". I usually defend Collinsworth, but I...
  16. BrutulTM

    Smokers / Grills

    The Yoder passed its first test and it was a tough one. I was really pretty skeptical when I put the pork butt in at 7AM because it was literally 20 below zero. I really didn't know if it was going to work and you really couldn't fault the smoker if it didn't because who in the fuck cooks...
  17. BrutulTM

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    It's not. Thread count and all the other stuff is just marketing bullshit. It's worse than mattresses. Some people like those sheets that feel like a t-shirt and if you do then good for you because they are crazy cheap but I like my sheets slick and cold. Fancy sheets are just sheets that...
  18. BrutulTM

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Sort of. I have an instant pot but I'm still smoking mine today. If you want pulled pork or ribs on a weeknight you can do it, but it's definitely not the same as real smoked pulled pork.
  19. BrutulTM

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    I don't know what I expected to see in this thread the night before the SB but it wasn't 20 posts of butthurt over fucking Terrell Owens. He definitely made sweet love to Jooka's Mom or girlfriend or possibly both at once.
  20. BrutulTM

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    I probably wouldn't have known Purple People Eaters if it wasn't brought up by the media during the recent Vikings playoff run. The rest were pretty trivial though.
  21. BrutulTM

    Smokers / Grills

    I will call them Pork2D2, Chicken3PO, and BeefBeef8
  22. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yeah, but ranch dressing is just mayo, buttermilk, and spices. What is artificial about that?
  23. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    What does this even mean?
  24. BrutulTM

    Smokers / Grills

    I also picked up a Thermoworks "Smoke" thermometer and a WiFi gateway for it so I can watch the temps on my phone from anywhere with internet access. Here's a graph from the burn in on the Yoder. Smoke 2-Channel Alarm Thermometer | ThermoWorks
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    Smokers / Grills

    Double post
  26. BrutulTM

    Smokers / Grills

    I pulled the trigger on a Yoder YS640 pellet grill and it arrived yesterday. Just finished putting it together and it's built like a tank. This is all @Kiroy's fault as I was unaware of this company and probably would have been happy with a Traeger before I knew these existed. Going to be...
  27. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    FTFY
  28. BrutulTM

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    I'd say if it's going to Fox they're happy with it. It has to be worth more on Fox than NFL Network.
  29. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    I had a bacon cheeseburger for breakfast because I had a hamburger patty in the fridge that needed to be used and I'm going to be gone for lunch and dinner today. Put some bacon on it to make it breakfasty.
  30. BrutulTM

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    I wonder if they just pissed Cousins off badly enough with the franchise tags and other nonsense that he wanted out and told them that the only way he was staying in DC is if they keep franchising him. Obviously he's going to have multiple options for next year.
  31. BrutulTM

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Who is 2-5 in the playoffs after 12 years in the league.
  32. BrutulTM

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    If he wins he is a confirmed time traveler.
  33. BrutulTM

    Gold Rush

    I wonder if this is actually a reasonable way to get gold or if they just thought it would make for good television. I think both Fred and Dustin are kind of dicks, but I'm glad they booted that PAB stepson. He was a typical 20 year old that knows more than the boss and I didn't really want to...
  34. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    Dangers of the drive thru. I once got a DQ mushroom and swiss burger where they left out the patty. It was just a bun with some mushrooms and sauce in the middle. Like you I didn't want to drive all the way back when I realized it so I just sat and ate my soggy bread in a rage. Seriously...