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I did two seasons on the Sainty Speedworks top-fuel team as a mechanic. They were the only team on the roster to run a 3-valve cylinder head (Everyone else was running 2-valve Keith Black heads. Stan Sainty CNC machined his own engines - blocks, cranks, heads, the lot. We would dismantle and...

Best. Maiden. Album.

I just had to go look it up, didn't I?

Not just a woman, that's Lucy Fucking Lawless That woman was born in a saddle and cut her first teeth on a sword. She might be 7 years older than me, but I fuckin' would . . . no hesitation at all. She's rip me in half, but worth it.

Top Row L-R: Would, wouldnt, would wouldnt. Bottom Row: Wouldn't, Would, Would, Wouldn't/

What? was the only decent soft drink I found in Cali when I was there a few years ago. Tasted a bit like Aussie version of 7-up, but sweeter . . I added a little soda water and it was great.

If I may say . . . . Unf. I still would.

Is there an opposite to Butterface? I was all 'wow' and then scrolled further and got a facefull of clowntits.

I used to have an ex-WW2 BMW motorcycle just like that one - even still had the mounts for the sidecar, and when we started to strip the tins for painting, we found some of the original sand paint from it's time in North Africa. To be fair though, by the time it got to me it was more like the...

Awww, that's cute. Come to Australia. Town not far from me called Watanobbi has been consistently voted the funniest name.

Speaking of golden globes.

The Crocodile at a park up the road from me had a few teeth removed yesterday - thought some of you yanks might like to see what one of our little reptiles looks like.... By the way, 4.75m is 15 & 1/2 feet.... Capturing Australia's Crankiest Crocodile for Teeth Extraction! | Elvis the...

Fail - no Vegemite

Whatever makes my willy happy man, whatever . .

I"ll save you the effort Riley Guava (@rileyguava) • Instagram photos and videos Also - UNF . . . as in the noise I made when her face appeared....

Bjork is absolutely fine.... Still would....

I hope to hell you Yanks voted . . . whichever way, and whoever for - BE FUCKING HEARD.

She still looks spectacular for 70 fucking years old ...

The things we hate most though? Cockroaches . . . Easters NSW is basically alive with them . .and they aren't your cute little American or European ones . . these cunts can get as big as your hand. Walk any Sydney street at night to be greeted with these bastards boldly wandering around, not...

I live here in OZ, NSW Central Coast to be vaguely exact..... We have the sorts of spiders here that will kill you in 15 minutes..... Female Sydney Funnel Web if you care .... but not a SINGLE PERSON HAS DIED SINCE 1980. A local to me, Eric Worrell, started 'milking' spiders at his tourist...

Gillian Barnes . . . Yes please.

I rejected the premise when it made me choose between Natalie and Linda . . .

Stupid double post.

Goddamn i could go some Tenshin Ramen right now . . .

We don't even have Vauxhall here in Oz. Anyway, it's a Volkswagen Golf . . .

You really can fit a metric fuckton into these little things. Mine is an '08 Mk5, last of the Mk5s apart from some minor mods (About 300hp - intake, exhaust, injectors, boost, tune) it's as it left the factory - never even changed the wheels.

I managed to fit a 1.9m tall cupboard into my Golf GTI 2-Door, with the boot (Trunk?) closed and drive it over 2 hours home. it was a little squishy in there . . . .

Oddly, as an Aussie, this was one of the only companies I didnt have trouble signing up for - none of the others would accept my International Mastercard / Visa or PayPal..... We wanted to go with Mint, but . . . . they wouldnt take my money - weird way to do business, and almost ZERO way to...

What the fuck is a "Transplant Neighbour"? These are real Neighbours.....

something, something, spooning, something....