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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    No. Unless you want to take your cat to urgent care.
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    Parent Thread

    Wait until you have teenage girls. 3 of them living in the same house at the same time.
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    When your wife says...

    Right. She is having anxiety about leaving her friend base. You are demanding you simply move closer to family. Your family, not hers. She won't have any peer group upon arrival, whereas you'll have one instantly. What could possibly be the source of her anxiety in that situation?
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    When your wife says...

    I can't possibly understand why she would be upset when you're being so reasonable. Seriously, uprooting a family across the county, making a unilateral decision, and not listening to her input seems problematic.
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    When your wife says...

    We have a heated underpad in our bed. 2 zones. Her's set to blast, mine set to off (refrigerate if I could.) Doen't help in the summer, but it's great in the winter.
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    Parent Thread

    Need pictures of your girl's pregnant titties for proof, Scream.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Be prepared for overload of grease.
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    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    Him or her?
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    The Great Outdoors

    Thanks man, solid advice all around. I like your stove/pots set up, too.
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    The Great Outdoors

    That looks amazing.
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    Screamfeeder's Joint

    We all have access to the same information you do here. Thanks for sharing.
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    The Great Outdoors

    Please pick me for the tent give away. I have so many kids. :) I have one of those stoves, too. The issue I have with it is that you have to carry separate cookware with it. That adds bulk, enough that I think the Jetboil size is a wash. It's big, but not so big. And you don't have to carry...
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    The Great Outdoors

    We (me and my family) hike/camp a lot. I spend at least one overnight with each of my kids hiking somewhere fun. We also do it as a family. We've been all over the country and world. When we camp we do not enjoy the car camping thing. We love hiking for a couple hours to a remote site where we...
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    2019-2020 NHL Season Thread: Uber Missed the Blues Victory Parade Edition

    Dallas sucked balls tonight. They couldn't put anything together. Vegas was tight with their passing leading to scoring. I guess anything is possible in this series.
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    Home Improvement

    Why not upgrade to Cat6?
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    When your wife says...

    My wife used to start sentences with "You couldn't possibly...." and then list something she wanted done. It's a really shitty way to phrase something. Assume the worst, state it that way, and use that to manipulate someone into doing what you want. "You couldn't possibly be the one to pick up...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I might use that for my next zoom. It's pretty good. Here's another good one.
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    Weather

    It's 78 and pleasant here. Not to rub it in or anything.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Change "cause" with "cost." It's a trite staying for simple minded Christians. The funny is that the person is simple minded enough not to know it's wrong.
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    Tips on being a cheap piece of shit

    I have. I'm the eternal optimist that if someone bitches about their situation, they want to hear solutions for how to fix it. You forgot to mention that Mist is a self-sadist.
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    Tips on being a cheap piece of shit

    No, fulfill your hours, then put the work aside. If it's still there, waiting for you when you go back, then do it then. On your days off you should be doing things that give you joy, refresh you, and aren't work related. Go for a walk in a park. Visit with friends. Get dinner in a fancy place...
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    Tips on being a cheap piece of shit

    Next time you get to 40 hours go to your supervisor's office and ask if he'd like you to keep working for overtime pay, or if you should go home with the work undone.
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    Tips on being a cheap piece of shit

    You have to enjoy life to enjoy time off. I don't believe your (very good) plan would work for her.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    2019-2020 NHL Season Thread: Uber Missed the Blues Victory Parade Edition

    Dallas looked sharp. Their goalie was amazing seeing the puck through traffic.
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