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  1. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    We have garbage pick up every week. I have yet to put out enough that they don't pick it up or charge me extra. I've had 12 full garbage cans and an old dishwasher out. Took it all, no complaints. It's awesome. We only get recycling every other week. That sucks balls.
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    Home Improvement

    Man, I thought I liked you. Textured ceilings? I just can't stand textured ceilings. All patches will always be at least slightly visible. I scraped all the texture of all the ceilings in my entire house. Lotsa work, but worth it for those nice, smooth ceilings that are easier to paint and...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I was wondering if some part of it was from China, but it appears to be made entirely in the US.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Anyone know why Kirkland Brand grape juice from Costco disappeared everywhere? No stores or warehouses have it? My kids love that shit.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Anyone know why Kirkland Brand grape juice from Costco disappeared?
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    Getting Q With Elle Ron DushQ

    I knew something was different.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Had a Popeye's three piece for lunch. Pretty good chicken, fries were pretty good too, but what a shady ass place that is. I hate going there. Can't understand a word anyone is saying because they all mumble and everyone looks stoned.
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    Parent Thread

    I bet she's made with cottage cheese.
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    Retard Dumping Ground

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    2019-2020 NHL Season Thread: Uber Missed the Blues Victory Parade Edition

    Whelp, Toronto's new goalie lost in overtime. An improvement?
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    Retard Dumping Ground

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    2019-2020 NHL Season Thread: Uber Missed the Blues Victory Parade Edition

    Yes. This is true. Can you imagine that team with solid goal tending and defense? Why can't they get that to happen?
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    Stop telling me shit I don't want to hear! grumble grumble. I may love the automatic transmission. I do drive through Chicago a lot, and the clutch foot gets mighty tired...
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    Mist's Misery Meadows

    Go search for vibrating dongs on amazon and report back with your findings.
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    Mist's Misery Meadows

    Why don't I think of such things?
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    Mist's Misery Meadows

    That's exactly what held me back from looking it up. Explain that one to the kids when they use our Amazon account.
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    College Football 2019 - 2020 Season

    Don't talk crazy.
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    Mist's Misery Meadows

    She could criticize it afterward and still feel good. It might be a win-win.
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    Mist's Misery Meadows

    Someone start a gofundme for a sybian for Mist.
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    Hondas are reliable, but the cost to repair is SO much higher than Ford or GMC. If I get a truck, it's going to be a domestic.
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    College Football 2019 - 2020 Season

    I'm worried about the Irish this year. They lost their three top receivers, Claypool hurts the most, and there don't seem to be any receivers waiting in the wings. I'm glad Book is back for another season, but it could be a rough year on the offense side of the ball.
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    2019-2020 NHL Season Thread: Uber Missed the Blues Victory Parade Edition

    Yeah, Calgary especially is a huge disappointment this year.
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    Mist's Misery Meadows

    How many vibrators do you own?
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    I'm with @Xadion on this. I love having a truck, but the f150s are just so huge. It won't fit in my garage, I don't think. I just don't need a truck that big. My little Ranger is perfect for my needs. It has been rock solid, giving me no trouble. I tow way over capacity, as long as you're...
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    Who died? (Celebrity Deaths)

    This is pretty awesome. What a way to be honoured. https://www.wishtv.com/news/local-news/john-andretti-takes-final-lap-at-ims-before-being-laid-to-rest/