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It doesn't have to though. It just doesn't have to shit all over it in the process. Nothing in The Clone Wars or Star Wars Rebels lives up to that either but all the same there are tons of great stories, arcs, expansive uses of imagination...heart. This doesn't have any real heart, it's all...

and please spare me the bullshit about how there are tons of real Star Wars fans out there that disliked The Empire Strikes Back, I was old enough to see that at the Theater. The Vader revelation was mind blowing back then. You weren't even sure he was telling the truth until Jedi. What...

Someone, somewhere, mentioned they thought the Force Awakens was like A New Hope and half of Empire, then Last Jedi was half of Empire and all of Return of the Jedi. This film had too many acts, even the people that LIKED this film question the inclusion of the Canto Bight arc. Snoke fight and...

Nah sorry bro, this movie is still bad.

Well, the retards have spoken, Empire is a shitty movie because rose colored glasses.

wut, just click no or open incognito. Here is a taste

Something that gets me is why when they have a chance to cast a new main character for the franchise are they all human? Rose, whoever Benicio Del Toro was supposed to be, Holdo. Why no Twi'leks or Togrutas? Why can't we get some Ventress and Ahsoka up in this bitch? What a bunch of...

Guys, we have it all wrong! It’s still a white, male dominated galaxy

Yeah, like I said, all this stuff will be interesting in the prequels to the sequels. Just like the OT, write the endings before you go back and fill in all the details! No cheap tricks here! Yousa thinkin Ima jokin?

What's next is they'll probably do the 30 years in between via animated episodes or something to fill in all the gaps. Which I'm actually ok with, but that doesn't excuse this franchise mocking its fans with this garbage. Sucks, Luke looked like a believable bad ass at the end of the movie...

Episode IX - Damage Control And no, JJ is a fucking hack that ruined Star Trek and then shit on Star Wars as well. He'll have some terrible idea like a Starkiller base that will ruin the next film as well. I do not doubt he'll try to throw some change ups into what he was left with though...

I'm quite sure JJ is gonna come back for 9 and throw a bunch of curveballs about a lot of this shit and be like "hurr you weren't expecting everything you hated to become things you love, now wash my balls nerds!"

Just a long line of terrible fucking choices in this trash.

The Last Jedi is feminist SJW garbage. Kathleen Kennedy and Disney is to blame for this shit. Now it's literally our generation of nerds REEEEEEEING lol, it's a well played troll. You win. I wonder how Donald Trump would write Star Wars. #MSWGA (also, did Rey rape Luke? No means no always...

So many things to facepalm about this film. I'm sorry, but I could overlook quite a bit of bullshit but put all of it together and I just can't. Instead I invite you to watch a real classic. Flesh For Fantasy on a Commodore 64. Also, I feel like if Han Solo was sacrificing himself it would...

Han Solo, the coolest rogue in the galaxy, becomes a single father loser that gets killed by his shit head son. Direct results of having a child and completely fucking it up are the death and destruction of everything he's ever fought for. How satisfying!

So you have no problem with the way Han's character has been treated?

Man it's strange reading a respected poster with a Gene Hackman avatar saying they like something that assassinated Luke's character while agreeing they didn't leave enough questions to be answered in 9. At this point I'm feeling like JJ's film will be "just kidding!" Now we'll have Clones of...

Wait for screener imo. Don't give these assholes any more money. What's next, they gonna recast a younger Han Solo and do an entire movie shitting on him?

Luke with a green milk mustache?

No one even cares anymore is the problem.

I really feel like the entire storyline set up from Force Awakens shits on the OT's heroes. This movie just cements it in hard. Like fuck you guys, all your imaginations that were set on fire by this stuff in the 80s ended up with all these guys living terrible fucking lives and making the...

Seems like Kathleen Kennedy is the person we need to be blaming. But hey, they're making money. I guess Mark Hamill is wiser than fucking Luke Skywalker at this point.

Does JJ get a pass for ruining Han Solo? lol. Force Awakens was shit too, just in retrospect not as shit as this turd.

The real magic force that surrounds this movie is all the people talking about all the problems with this movie and then still coming to the conclusion that it wasn't bad. (and believe me because of the heart strings and star wars effects I walked out of the movie debating the same things in my...

I hope the lesson Rey learns from what's happened since the OT is that getting involved will only make things far worse 30 years from now so there is no point in fighting fate. Episode 9 opens with her killing herself with a lightsaber in despair.

Stop trolling, you're bad at it.

I don't even hate broom kid. I see what they're going for, it's just, an unfulfilling journey.

If you can't even be honest about the OT's place in cinematic history then your opinion about Star Wars means fucking jack shit.

Yes, eat a dick you piece of shit.

How does any of that excuse this trash? So Lucas once upon a time made good decisions and accepted input on his creation, got lazy after, but still made better shit than this fucking garbage after the fact. I don't know how anyone can think about the problems with these 2 films separately...

Luke Skywalker, with the help of Han Solo and others, destroyed the original Death Star, confronted Vader and lived to fight on while learning important lessons, rescued his friends from Jabba, and destroyed the Empire by turning his irredeemable Father back to the light at the final moment...

@kegkilla showing up is like Luke Skywalker showing up. First thing that happens is he gets shit on.

Yousa insulting Jar Jar.

Luke was definitely the highlight of the movie, the problem was the story.

Yeah, now we're going to need more prequels for these movies so they can flesh out characters like this. I can't wait.

That's frightening.