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Schumer's show had funny bits (probably because there were several writers), her stand up was always "LOL MY VAGINA", but I think she was her funniest when she interviewed people on her show. Like she was actually pretty funny and witty when talking to people but none of that shit translates...

Hm, do I get it for Xbone and never have to worry about cheaters or get it for PC and increase the amount of people I can play with but watch CHINAQQ318484617 wallhack me every 3rd crucible match? Questions, questions.

Just had the "new" greek gyros. It's the exact same as their gyros from a few months ago. You guys are slipping.

I wonder if when David says the stars told him they loved him it was either A: Prof X talking to him or B: his mother is an alien psychic. I'm leaning towards B now.

... you think those are expensive actors? What? How many of you cane rattlers screamed "SJW" at the screen of your retirement home when you saw Crispy was gay with an adopted black son? I felt a sea of triggers hit me like the explosion of Alderan and Obi Wan.

But it's a great way to get minor parasites!

You all should brace yourself for the coming of the Baja Blast Boyz (TM)!

I full Utnayan'd and bought the game because my 2's partner caved first. Still 0 wins for me, but I only play 2's and most of the time cause of death is fights we never got to fight back in or the circle. I think it's the 3rd circle or so that seems to be miscalculated. Summit calls it the...

I'm pretty sure both Logan and 23 have special ligaments normal people don't have that allows their claws to push out.

David's sister said she could call her fiance from a payphone or send him an email..... ...what the fuck. This isn't the late 70's? The ol' fashion misdirect.

Back from Vegas. Didn't get murdered and barely missed Pig Mask robbery. Nice. Aria breafkast/lunch buffet was good, but not super amazing. Not a lot of selection. The Wynne brunch buffet on the weekend was amazing. Well worth the 56 dollars or whatever I had to pay to VIP in front of the...

Looks good. Tom climbing up on the screen to try and look at that naked lady already made me laffle pretty hard. And Crow is trying to stand underneath and look up.

They're stored in her shins like wolverine's claws are stored in his forearm. Now does she have to point her foot straight while using them? I guess. Or maybe they're just putting them in from that angle because it's easier for make believe doctors to do that? Either way, she definitely...

So it looks like: Lucio unchanged, Ana gun nerfed to 60 from 80 but everything else the same, and Winston has his beta shield CD now. Looks pretty good.

I agree with this assessment. They're the same idea implemented in different ways. If their dev team keeps pace on adjustments they've been making it'll easily pass H1 in reliability and popularity fairly soon though.

Here's some of Summit's win videos you were referring to: dubz with shroud - @summit1g and bush baby dubz with shroud - @summit1g Edit: Here's my 2's stats so far this weekend. Awesome they have this data, H1 doesn't track shit outside of solo which I don't even play anymore. You can glean...

Yes. You spend forever looking through houses for a 4x/8x and painkillers and then you're running to the safe zone, watching your back constantly until you're lucky and hear a fight or are unlucky and are dead. Even more of this game is running and looting than it is in H1. H1 allows you to...

Manos Hands of Fate. Also whichever movie had those weird alien bodysnatchers that were claymation or whatever (was probably Bodysnatchers). Mitchell grabbing a 6 pack with his toes during sex is a cinematic highlight.

I too, was watching Summit. You're talking about Summit. Summit has like 3 days played of this game and infinity hours of Arma BR (which this was based off) and DayZ mods and shit. This is what he does. This is like watching Lebron James play against a highschool basketball team and go "oh...

Let me elaborate: (There's collision in the game between players so I walked up to him until I couldn't get closer, so I definitely wasn't whiffing)

H1 has the AR15, and the AK47. The AK47 is not reliable and the AR15 is basically the only weapon worth using outside of shotgun for close quarters (less than 20 feet) and the magnum for destroying people long range and cars (both getting nerfed on PTR right now). The problem with this game IS...

Her eating cereal and watching the security camera was the highlight of the movie for me. Her just like nonchalantly waiting for them to come in so she can wreck them, but just munching on her raisin bran first.

Just had the chick parm from Rally's (Checkers). Chicken sandwich, some moz sticks, some provolone, and marinara on top. Pretty good. Super filling. Could've used a tad more marinara. Rally's is indeed a hood staple, but for like 10 bucks you can get 6 different items that are all super...

Been in beta last few months, haven't launched it until today. It's very... loose right now. Looting can be a pain compared to H1 in terms of power balance. Several games I couldn't find a rifle/helmet after 5-10 minutes and then died to some one completely geared. Mouse feels like it keeps...

I hope they get to do made for TV movies too. I could imagine them slaying with a Lifetime original movie.

Honestly graphics don't bother me about games. Never have. Storyline and dialogue matters moreso than graphics, but gameplay matters the most. I have no idea how good the gameplay is because everyone is throwing a shitfit over duck-legs and derpface and not actually getting to the "game"...

60 = 3000 It's just (S1 Rank/ 2) x 100. So 60 is Diamond, 70 is Master, 80 GM, etc.

God gave us fingers for a reason. Just don't wear white when you go.

Unfortunately living in Indiana I can indeed say certain corn does taste different. But then again I eat it on the cob with very little butter and no salt. Most corn is good, but sometimes the farmer market sweet corn shit is unbelievably good. It definitely shows why corn syrup is a sugar...

X24 didn't health like Logan did. That's why they had to juice and rest him. He's not regenerating half his head. He's dead.

Shadow King lives in Astral Plane. He can't manifest himself (in this show at least) in the real world. He possesses powerful psychics like David who can Astral project him into the real world. Basically he's using David as a gateway as well as using him for powers he may not possess himself...

I love it. Him railing off all those names and throwing in people like Lena Dunham and Doug Henny with Einsten and Galileo. Great. I think the writers are slowly encroaching MacGruber type humor which I fucking LOVE.

Perfect roll for life/resists. Niiiiiceuu

Coining the phrase "John Chicke" right now.

Filet O Fish has to be the easiest fast food item to replicate. Van de Kamp's fish filets + Kraft singles + tartar + any bun. Done. Fucking delicious.

That's not too far off the traditional Spectre build with Flame Sentinel's. I'm a SRS/Spec/Zombie CI build right now with Montegul's grasp and 4 spectres/4 (soon to be 5) bigass zombies. The Flame Sentinel's just murder everything and if there's any targets with a large hp pool, the zombies...

I kind of hoped Magneto would show up at the end to remove it from his body and then mentor the new mutants.

From the 3 worst trolls. We're short Column's return and the ghost of Woolygimp to unite the Retard Power Stones.

Man, I loved Dar Adal. Sucks they're doing this. At least Saul still rules.

That's how I feel about your trolling.