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It's no wonder you're getting played by a 21 year old.

That's why you don't get married.

"Yo I used to date this chick who was crazy good in bed, too bad she wasn't marriage material because she used to swallow every time we fucked. I'd rather spend the rest of my life with this boring broad who never even let's me turn her around"

People who shame women because they enjoy sex and don't hide it are fucking stupid.

Waving hello with a mystic beam

It's possible she was just a fat slob and that's why she wasn't "interested" in dating. Maybe she lost weight recently and the first guy she dated had chump dick. She got any stretch marks? Doesn't really matter though, dating a virgin at that age would be... undesirable.

A 30 year old virgin... What?

We got a Black Friday deals thread again this year?

This is the way they said it works. But who knows. I've run like 500 M+ at this point and done the raids every week but it's been over a month since I've seen a legendary (have 3)

We did it boys World of Warcraft

4 Legendary "soft cap": Why Blizz? - MMO-Champion BlueTracker

It's a JJ Abrams show man. It's going to have some serious plotholes.

a_skeleton_02 is getting played like a fiddle by this 21 year old.

Get a billboard with your picture and a stupid catch phrase. Something really idiotic like "Get the Dream. Get Azakel's Team."

a_skeleton_02 is bush league.

Seems like a good idea to trust that a pink haired turbo dummie suddenly went on the pill just for you. Blow in her like 3 times a day if you ask me.

I've stopped simming altogether. I don't trust the output and even started beating my expected sim dps by a healthy margin on single target fights.

Feels good when you 2 chest an M11 with Bolstering + Fortified

Some of those guys probably make well over 6 figures from streaming/ad revenue/donations on their various channels. Kharoo :: WoWProgress - World of Warcraft Rankings Guess I'm autistic too.

Blizzard isn't going to be able to stop top guilds from clearing an entire raid zone during release week unless they change M+. Too easy to just chain run shit to gear the fuck out of yourself. I haven't gotten a single piece of mythic raid gear but I'm still 880 equipped.

Doesn't the base mailbox let you just right click an item to add it to the mail? If not TSM has a mail addon that's pretty dope. Postal is good too.

Ford is the only actual human left. He created the bots as company originally but has now grown to despise his loneliness. Making them smarter and smarter with his "narratives" in hopes that one of them can finally become intelligent enough to beat him.

Who are you kidding. The guy is a total chump. There is being tactful and thoughtful about a person's situation and then there's wasting everyone's time pussy footing around because you're afraid to just politely state your intentions. Because you're a chump.

Sure he doesn't.

I can't wait until it turns out that everyone is dead and this is just purgatory.

They definitely did something to Skittish. I *could* lose aggro every once in a while the first week we saw those affixes. This week I can't hold aggro basically at all and it doesn't seem to have anything to do with damage done. Mobs were aggroing the DPS in my group that hadn't even hit them...

What's wrong is that you need to concentrate on survivability more than a top guild's tank does. Those guilds have so much dps across the board and their healers are so geared/good that they can concentrate on dps. They can gear hybrid dps/defensive. They can use rage offensively more often...

Actually Guarm is a better indicator because you can't bearcat on that fight: Protection Warrior Heroic Guarm: Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft Protection Paladin Heroic Guarm: Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft Guardian Druid Heroic Guarm: Warcraft Logs - Combat...

Protection Warrior Mythic Ursoc: Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft Protection Paladin Mythic Ursoc: Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft Blood DK Mythic Ursoc: Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft Brewmaster Mythic Ursoc (lol): Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for...

It's very stressful trying to pull that kind of dps while tanking because it requires shifting between bear and cat to also keep up rake and rip. It can only be done on fights that have tank swapping as a result and if I fuck up I'm dead. If I wasn't bearcatting I'd probably be closer to 250k dps.

My legs demand the luffa's. I'm only missing the Fire thrash relic but I really don't wanna run HoV. I've skipped it every week. I did 310k DPS on Ursoc last night.

Welcome to the club!

No need to justify yourself to me man. Live your life.

You miss her already huh?

Why? Not enough room on the "being a cunt" bus for 2?

You're not too bright my man. But keep up the good work. Those boots gonna catapult you from 23% to 98% for sure. The list of people who do way more dps than you on that fight is huge. Because you're bad.

Here's a list of the best parses for Heroic Ursoc: Warcraft Logs - Combat Analysis for Warcraft Lots of people have the boots. Lots don't and still beat you by over 100k dps. Some are even lower item level than you. I really do hope you get them.

I was just commenting on saying it doesn't feel like a job while simultaneously complaining because some people don't treat it likea job

No dude you're a grey parser because 100% of everyone who parses better than you in your ilvl bracket has those boots. You're right.

So kinda like a job. Where you have to log in at certain times and stay on and perform to a certain level and get tasked to do different things by your boss.