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You forgot the important part.

Hey a bath. That's a thought!

I'll second this. Our son could be screaming bloody murder but the second I hold him like a football he calms down. Give it a try.

Love the Most Interesting Baby in the World pose he's got going there.

Harvard Pilgrim (Mass.) covered a 3 month rental on a hospital grade pump and after that we can trade it in for a home model also fully covered. The hospital grade pump goes for $2000.

His first poop caught us by surprise. It was 3 very loud rapid blasts out of nowhere. Like make 3 LOUD raspberry noises with your mouth and that's what it sounded like. We both busted out laughing much to her dismay after the c-section. No no don't make me laugh!! Lol I was telling my brother...

Damn I need to learn how to do that. Lol He had a fart the other day and his diaper was touching against my shirt. I felt the damn fart through the diaper and on my shirt.

Sorry to hear about your little guys problems noodle. Poor guy Our little guy responded great to the photo therapy and I could see a difference this morning. Plan is to take him home later today.

Bili level started at 20.8 and the first follow up after being in the tanning bed after 2 hours is now 19.2. So it's moving in the right direction now.

argh gotta take the little guy to the hospital to be admitted due to higher than they'd like bilirubin levels. Of course Mom is freaking the hell out. I'm sure he'll be fine but she isn't handling it so well.

After this Daredevil series I am really fucking psyched for Ironfist. I thought the action is DD was incredible. Shit is going to be over the top in Ironfist.

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I've got all the leaves from fall to still rake up and I don't think I'll be getting to that any time soon. I'm in no rush to address the issue. I just needed to be pointed in the right direction for when I do get to it.

Thank you guys. Honestly I've never done anything to a lawn besides mow it so this is entirely new territory for me.

My little guy farted in my damn face earlier today.

Does lawn care count as gardening? We bought this place a couple years ago and the previous owners were an elderly couple. The yard hadn't been raked in years, forget any real care, from what I've been told by neighbors. When I raked up all the leaves after we moved in some of the grass was in...

Thank you for giving me an excuse to post this again.

Dude you don't even know. My little guy has fucking grown man farts. And when he shits? It's like a NASA rocket blasting off. It's like a 3 stage rocket. BRAAAP!!....BRAAAP!!!...BRAAAP!!! And when he just farts he is constantly sharting himself. There's always a little skidmark in there after he...

Congrats Noodle!

I was in the room when my wife received her spinal. She demanded it actually. She wouldn't have gotten it done without me there she said.

Hang in there Noodle you're in the home stretch now! And don't worry I dropped bombs like Platoon every time I used the bathroom in my wife's recovery room. For four days straight. Smelled like a third world country in there.

Good luck!

Ugh I feel your pain. Well somewhat. About an hour ago my 4 year old nephew jumped on my back while I was on the ground. Yeah I can't stand up straight now. lol

Well at 32/33 weeks they'd need a stay in the NICU for a bit so it's not TOO SOON. We have friends who had their twins at 28 weeks and they're both little rascals now at 2 years old and change. So don't let that frighten you too much.

Oh I know that but it was just nice to see something that looked like a smile. And he's only done it while sleeping so yeah he has no idea he's doing it. Good enough for me though.

Ok getting caught up again, still on page 34/36. Holy shit @seimone. Instead of pouring out some of your 40 did you skeet skeet into the air as a 1 gun salute for her?

Wow. Seeing your little guy smile for the first time is really indescribable.

And it has begun. Yes that is exactly what it looks like. I swear he saved up ALL of his piss until we went to give him his first sponge bath and he let it all go onto me as my wife was wiping his back down. Thanks Bubba love you too!

Never used one. Never heard of it before. I think I need it in my life though. That is so fricken cool.

Well his tweet didn't help either.

My wife was 9 lbs as well.

For what it's worth I was only 4 pounds and change when I was born full term. Now I'm a fat slob. That part might not be reassuring though.

Can you really blame him for this rant? Fucking bush league set! or something.

Officially going home today. My wife has a friend who works in a NICU so I think we might have her swing by today. That would definitely calm my wife's nerves about taking this squishy guy home today.

So I guess I've graduated to this thread now. Late last night our little guy took a massive dump while I was holding him. Like audibly loud shart. Put him in the basinet to change him then realized I forgot to grab some wipes and a fresh diaper. Thank friggin god I didn't take that diaper off...

That definitely wasn't there when I tried the mods.

Whoa man I don't know if I'd go that far and anger the God. I think SCREW YOU JOEBOO should be safe.

I am super excited to take him home and absofuckinglutely dreading it all at the same time. Lol

Protip: USE THE NURSERY lol. Sent our boy to the nursery down the hall last night in between feedings so everyone could stay rested. Made a world of difference this morning. Everyone, especially the little guy, are doing so much better today. We figured it'd be best to stay well rested while we...

Thanks again everyone He was originally due April 29 but my wife had been having high bp issues and was diagnosed with pre eclampsia. During the non stress test yesterday she hit 178/71 and that was the final straw for our doctor. All the nurses are amazed that a 36 week old strtrd nursing...