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You better hold that shit until after this wing is finished.

I've never had their green sauce so meh. Nothing will ever sting me more than when they got rid of the baja sauce though.

I've never drank anything but black coffee so it's just what I drink. I dated a girl who owned her own coffee catering business for a while and that made me appreciate good coffee, but I still have no issue going to McDonald's and getting a large, hot black. Dunkin Donuts is kind of burnt and...

These analogies are even worse than usual.

We've already established many, many times that this is incorrect. Marriage is you finding "The two out of three".

Fess up Lindz. Is he your guild leader?

What color is the toy and how big is it?

I thought you said your wife had the "obey" stricken from your vows?

Well the NK can teleport. It wouldn't be fair if nobody else could.

Onoes is in love and doesn't like anal. He has nothing to offer this thread.

You must be a lot different out in the real world than you are on the internet. Because there's no fucking way you have that many friends otherwise.

The woman WAS Eve. a_skeleton_03 is big on the bible.

You know 3 marriages that had a dude who got turned on by his wife sleeping with someone else? How many married couples do you know? Must be a lot, statistically speaking.

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Lust is an emotion too bros.

No it's not. It's called the devil's work.

Oh shit. Lindz has Cuckholm Syndrome!

I bet none of these cuck prudes think this is a problematic fantasy.

Woulda been up there. I still think the lendarios masturbation story beats it by a hair.

Good save, you animal

That's hardcore.

Yea you probably shouldn't even try because you have no idea how you'll feel afterwards. I also recommend never trying peanuts, masturbation, memory foam or ketchup on a hot dog.

Why does she have to do your laundry? The triangle of the perfect woman. Hot and loving, does your laundry, likes you banging other women. Pick any 2.

How dare you speak of broccoli that way. Broccoli makes some people happy.

Why not just eat broccoli for the rest of your life?

I don't really disagree with that but that's mostly because I think marriage is a sham no matter what. But I feel like it's easier to be married and discreetly sleep around than it is to have children out of wedlock from a social standpoint in this country.

I think there be something wrong with me because lately all pizza tastes the same and I can no longer decide which burrito chain I prefer.

Or monogamy isn't a requirement for a happy, healthy relationship for some people.

For those just tuning in: Lindz' husband gets turned on by the idea of his wife sleeping with someone else.

I'm sure all kinds of homosexuals download torrents.

Coffee is only about 5 calories if you drink it black, so it's not the coffee that's the issue. It's all the milk/creamers/sugar/other crap people put in the coffee.

Nah, first episode is up. At least on HBO GO anyway.

Both. Me: "How come you tense up and move away during sex" Her: "I'm not sure. I think it's because I just get really sensitive when I get close but I can't quite put my finger on it" Me: "Allow me"

What are the laws in your state? In CT it's legally required to have a realtor as a buyer.

Sex has gotten better with that woman I am seeing. Turns out she just gets really excited very easily when she's on top and she had a hard time controlling herself. And the other issues are because she tenses up when she's close to climax and she has a very shallow "g-spot". So she's moving away...

I agree, something like a mental disorder would be too obvious and kind of lame.

Could be something less hamfisted than that like multiple personality disorder. Pakistani Jekyll and Hyde in NYC.

No Tears for Fears in this list yet?

Lots of really great stuff in this episode. Probably the best of the season.