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Non-iron shirts are hardly wrinkle free. In fact, I'd be willing to guess that a large number of the "noticeably wrinkled, but not terribly so" shirts that I see are, in fact, marked as non-iron on the tag. Sure, they won't look like a complete mess, but they won't be nearly as crisp as a...

He'll always be astrocreep to me. I can't be bothered to move my finger the extra half-inch from the 'o' to the '0' above it when I type his name.

I hope that the number of fucked up families, molestations, and rapes being reported here is skewed due to the fact that people who come from largely normal families aren't jumping in to post "Everything was fine and dandy, nothing to report." again and again.

I was always the quieter, thoughtful kid as well. Unfortunately in my case it turned out that I really was just stupid, slow, and uncreative.

So she's a prostitute. Oh wait, no, she's just a typical whore.

Pretty much. I mean, it's all a matter of perspective, isn't it? That's the whole premise behind "first world problems", after all. My entire life has been full of first world problems. That said, I just thought of something that fits this thread: When I was 7 or 8 years old my grandfather...

I think it goes back to black face. Basically, if you darken your skin color for a costume you're immediately doing black face.

For real, this is what I love about Arrow. Any other show would have saved the Brother Blood reveal for the end of the season, choosing to show him again and again with his mask on even though everyone knew immediately who it was. I thought this was a great episode.

So racist, Noodleface. So racist. Anyway, this reminds me of a story. When I was in high school there was a kid in my class named "Eric". On the first day of class the teacher was asking everyone's names as she went down the roster, and when she got to him he said his name, "Eric", only it...

Anyone watching these shows and thinking about stuff like "motivation" and "functions" is doing it wrong. Both Arrow and Agents of SHIELD are practically the definition of mindless American entertainment. They're hardly different from the other 90% of programming on the 4 major networks. Just...

Moral of the story? Don't give to charity. How long was it between the mix up and when you noticed? I'm sure you could call Goodwill and explain what happened.

This has unexpectedly become the most uplifting thread on Rerolled for me. Everything I ever thought was "bad" about my life is damn peachy compared to the shit being posted here. My parents are happily married, I have a loving and supportive network of extended family, well-adjusted and...

I love when students complain about their grades, because it gives me the opportunity to bitch slap them with their numerous failures, shitty assignments, and absences which resulted in the grade.

Animated jubilee was hot.

Probably anything and everything he saw. I gained 30 pounds in about 2 weeks a few years ago. I had been living overseas and was sitting at about 185 when flew back to the USA for a 2-week vacation. I hadn't had anything other than potatoes, cabbage, and horse meat for over a year, so I went...

You know that stuff is fashionable because each mannequin's hip is jutting out to one side. Some of that stuff looks way too tight to be comfortable. I don't wear baggy clothes or anything, but I like a little bit of leeway just for comfort. In the second post, the black button-down just...

My dad told me that when I was 2 or 3 years old and I thought I was playing Frogger on Atari with him and my brother, I wasn't actually playing. He would put the plug of my controller under the machine so I thought it was plugged in. No wonder I had such a difficult time controlling the damn...

When I make my own corndogs I just buy one of those batter packs of honey-cornbread, mix the batter, and dip the hot dogs in it. I'm sure Alton Brown's recipe is great, but doing it this way tastes pretty damn awesome too.

I'd push it, but not before careful examination of my surroundings to see if there was any sort of trap or other nefarious result. Do you prefer chicken stuffed with peppers or peppers stuffed with chicken?

They need to keep the names simple so Astrocreep can follow along.

While a kimono might be good, I thinkthe package(tm) is usually a better option. Learn2TGWBYHT

Corndogs in general aren't as popular as they should be, given how incredibly delicious they are. That actually goes for all hotdogs/sausages. You'd think there would be just as many hotdog/sausage fast food options as hamburger, but for some reason this isn't the case. I blame the phallic shape.

My knowledge of this plot was always based on the animated series, in which Bishop goes back in time to prevent Gambit (aka Mystique) from killing the senator. I never knew it differed from the comic. I think Bishop looks stupid here, however.

Yeah, I agree with everything you said. You're spot on about my boss. I could go through the trouble of getting involved with twitter, facebook, linkedin, etc., but honestly, I care so little about this job and company that I'm just doing what my boss wants. He wants me to distribute press...

I was on the edge of my seat during the Chalky/Purnsley fight. Holy shit that was intense. I'm really not happy about the developments with Eli. They've already done the "brother against brother" thing and I was really enjoying the two working together. Not to mention blackmailing someone...

It rustles my jimmies that everything is so god damned expensive. Someone find me a job in bumfuck Montana. I'll do pretty much anything as long as I don't have to castrate sheep with my teeth.

Thanks for the information, everyone. The purpose is just to get our name out there, yes. My boss is under the impression that if we pay a lot of money to distribute press releases then they will magically appear in relevant magazines, trade journals, and websites. The problem is that we are...

I don't watch in HD so all I see are pixels.

I just learned there is a NEW 3-cheese stuffed crust pizza. All other fast food has officially been invalidated.

NJ isn't greater than anywhere in anything except shitty smells and guidos. Armpit of America.

That's the difference between this thread and the weight lifting thread in the Sports forum. This thread is for peoplebeforethey break themselves, and that thread is for peopleafterthey've become physically broken shells of their former selves. I generally agree about pushing your strength...

I just polished off my 2 burrito lunch and it was everything I dreamed of and more. I had been excited for it all week and it lived up to expectations. I didn't even need to bring a friend! It's been a really long time since I've been to Chipotle. I forgot how tasty it is, although I still...

Nope. I can't say I've ever disliked any movie so much that I walked out of the theater. In fact, I can only think of one movie that I absolutely could not stand finishing even when I only watched it on DVD. I'm generally a very easy-to-please person, I guess. What is the single biggest...

I will concede that being drunk will elevate almost any pizza to heavenly status.

That doesn't sound very appealing because the nacho flavor doesn't go well with pizza. However, a "Doritos Locos Taco" style of pizza roll would be amazing; pizza rolls stuffed not with pizza, but with nacho cheese and Dorito dust. I just jizzed myself. Jimmies unrustled. Thank you for the...

Amen, brother. It rustles my jimmies that I can't find a family size bag of Spicy Nacho Doritos. When I eat Doritos, I eat the fuck out of them and a regular bag isn't big enough to satiate me, so I'm forced to buy 2 bags if I want Spicy Nacho instead of regular.

The company I work for is pretty small, but we're starting to grow and win some awards and get recognized by various industry magazine/journals. I've been tasked with figuring out how to get our press releases distributed so they show up on relevant websites and publications. I've done a few and...

Well, to be fair, Ossoi has an enormous head so it makes sense that he's arrogant.

The plan is to bring in Flash for a short story arc and then have him branch out into a spin off show next season. I imagine they'll bring him in to help Arrow deal with some sort of super powered villain towards the end of the season, and then Flash will go off to Central City and leave...