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  1. Khane

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She's completely right on C my man. Kids get attached to people easily and if they end up getting attached to one of these crazies and then the two of you breakup, and you keep repeating that cycle, it will create a lot of confusion for them in their formative years. They'll come to expect...
  2. Khane

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Onoes really brings us together as a family
  3. Khane

    Weight Loss Thread

    Don't forget your carrying a somewhat heavy bag, putting it down, swinging a club a few times, picking it back up and essentially hiking with it because golf course terrain is rarely flat (well, at shitty public courses it is, but that's for plebs) Walking a golf course is a very good way to...
  4. Khane

    Weight Loss Thread

    I don't know where I heard this, and it might be way off but I think it's pretty close since I am an avid golfer. A normal 18 hole round of golf where you walk all 18 will burn between 1200 and 1500 calories for "normal" sized men.
  5. Khane

    The Fast Food Thread

    Wait, you even want me to figure out which flavor is my favorite? Bro I can't even figure out what brand is my favorite.
  6. Khane

    The Fast Food Thread

    Now I'm sitting here trying to think of what my favorite chip is. I can't do it, I love so many.
  7. Khane

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I got double whammied. Beaten at my own game.
  8. Khane

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's amazing that you guys can't tell I'm joking... I hope there are a few lurkers sitting there reading all of that and laughing thinking "How do they not realize he's joking? This guy won't even date teachers or secretaries but they think he wants c-section scars?" It's from an old Tracy...
  9. Khane

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    There are no typos.
  10. Khane

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My current list: 1) Must have C-section scars 2) Don't steal my stuff
  11. Khane

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Which makes them turbo bitches for not picking me. Fucking skanks.
  12. Khane

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm not into threesomes. And if she isn't into ass play then obviously she's crazy.
  13. Khane

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Show me one. I'll be waiting!
  14. Khane

    Home buying thread

    How does one do that when nobody answers the phone when we call with a question? Better yet how does one do that when we call the loan officer and they say "Still waiting to hear back from the escrow company, can't do anything until we get the paperwork back from them". You really do think...
  15. Khane

    Home buying thread

    I can't tell if you're delusional, trolling, or traumatized from a bad experience with an irate customer.
  16. Khane

    Home buying thread

    All he said was he tried to call all morning and nobody ever answered and nobody returned his calls. So he went down there. He didn't say anything about demanding anything, that's you projecting. You and I will obviously never see eye to eye on this.
  17. Khane

    Home buying thread

    Yes wormie, you are correct. People in general cherish being ignored. Especially when they have a problem or a question that needs answering. You don't even realize you're exacerbating the issue. The fact that you are running a successful business with that attitude speaks volumes to how fucked...
  18. Khane

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'd say it has more to do with how bitter people become when something they were hoping might be forever turns into shit and ends. I don't think it's as much "This person was always crazy and you just ignored it" as "This situation is making this person lash out and act crazy" Immature is...
  19. Khane

    Home buying thread

    You're lack of understanding of human nature and how a business is supposed to operate (e.g., answering the phone) is the only thing showing here.
  20. Khane

    Home buying thread

    I'm not sure where you get "temper-tantrum" and "acting like a douche" from him simply driving down to an office to get an answer because they literally were not answering the phone: Answer the fucking phone like a normal business operated by decent, reasonable human beings. Elurin and customers...
  21. Khane

    Home buying thread

    Well, when I read that post I don't read it as Elurin calling the escrow company, I read it as Eluring calling the loan officer asking about the escrow status. Mainly because how would he have even gotten the escrow company number? If people do call you and start complaining in an agitated tone...
  22. Khane

    Home buying thread

    Well maybe I missed it in context but that seems like an entirely new argument you're making now. One person goes down the chain a bit to get answers and that's what your focusing on? I thought we were talking about how terrible the entire process is, and how so many people have such rotten...
  23. Khane

    Home buying thread

    You are completely disconnected from reality. It's ridiculous how sorry you feel for yourself and your colleagues. And you still are entirely missing the point. The person we as the homebuyer have contact with is in charge of making sure all those things get sorted out. When that person...
  24. Khane

    Veep

    The first season was every bit as good as Silicon Valley. It fell off in my opinion in season 2 and I stopped watching it. Maybe I should catch up.
  25. Khane

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Major bugs passing through to production environments after having been signed off on by QA is not a developer problem. It's very clearly a QA problem. Otherwise what's the point of even having QA staff?
  26. Khane

    What tickles your pickle

    McCheese, even if they did offer it, why would you ever order a plain quarter pounder?
  27. Khane

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    So you can have breakfast sausage but not ham? Hrmm....
  28. Khane

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You just don't have a very good sarcasm detector. But women really aren't as fun to hang out with if you like doing anything athletic. That's just physiology at work.
  29. Khane

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Of course women don't leave until they find a new man. Women are boring as shit. I bet every single guy in this thread would never hang out with women again if they were celibate. Women don't even like hanging out with other women for more than a few hours at a time.
  30. Khane

    Home buying thread

    Yes, there are underwriters, title search companies, attorneys, etc etc etc. The loan officer is in charge of managing all that shit for you, it's why you're paying them, and they are the ones who delayed shit by losing my documents, asking me to re-submit, waiting until the 11th hour etc etc...
  31. Khane

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    It would be weird if you weren't.
  32. Khane

    Home buying thread

    Wow.... you really think your industry is infallible don't you? More like b) don't be a douche and have your closing moved back and your rate locks expire, then get charged by the shitheads who caused your rate lock issues so they can extend said rate lock. I've bought and then refinanced...
  33. Khane

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    My phone's camera sucks. Best I could do:
  34. Khane

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Just made some short ribs bros. Seared then braised. Garlic, tomato paste, Cabernet reduction, beef broth. Garnished with pan fried pancetta and mushrooms. Side: roasted brussel sprouts with more pancetta, tossed in a balsamic reduction.
  35. Khane

    Home buying thread

    You seem to be discounting the fact that the people in question here who are complaining are close to their deadlines and aren't hearing anything back. Meaning if they don't call and complain there is a good chance their rate lock will expire which just lengthens the process. The loan...
  36. Khane

    Home buying thread

    Wormie is the only one here who thinks he's a special snowflake. He doesn't seem to realize that people will want to be able to get a person on the phone when making the single biggest purchase they will probably make in their entire lives. One that can drastically change the outcome of their...
  37. Khane

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    Yea it was Real 3D here, and it was terrible. Made everything look like CGI
  38. Khane

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    I wish I wasn't forced to watch this in 3D since no theatres around here were showing it in 2D. The 3D was not very well done, definitely detracted from the experience.
  39. Khane

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I really wish Tyrion would have made it to Daenarys sooner that way her storyline would have been at least a little interesting this season.
  40. Khane

    The X-Files

    She's still a babe too, which helps.