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Bros, wasn't this movie supposed to be about how he was a normal, effective human being when shooting people but a total weirdo when he wasn't? Because I was all "I'd have a beer with this dude" when he was deployed but all "The fuck is wrong with this guy?" when he was at home. Until the end...

This entire post is a troll right?

Women definitely hate guys who can lift big heavy things. As evidenced by how hard it is for professional athletes to get laid. Getting to the point where you can bench press 250 or squat 315 will not make you look like a mongoloid. You will look perfectly normal and healthy.

This isn't going to turn into a serious derail is it? We need some train racism.

I'm just gonna drop this here for anyone who wants to go to beer week in SF and lives close any of the airports in NYC: http://www.theflightdeal.com/2015/01...#ixzz3PTfDTPk9 $64 round trip from NY to SF if you fly on a Tuesday, Wednesday or Saturday. Why are JetBlue and SF beer week...

I'm just gonna drop this here for anyone who wants to go to beer week in SF and lives close any of the airports in NYC: http://www.theflightdeal.com/2015/01...#ixzz3PTfDTPk9 $64 round trip from NY to SF if you fly on a Tuesday, Wednesday or Saturday. Why are JetBlue and SF beer week...

4 years ago I woulda said West Coast is shit for beer because I hated hoppy beer. I acclimated myself because I was missing out and now I love it. Can't get enough hops. So I agree now.

I need hot women who stuff insects into their holes to stave off infection. What am I gonna do now?

Midwest doesn't need to be part of the discussion. They have pretty much all the best breweries. Founder's, Bell's, Odell. Damn son.

Doesn't look good on women either.

I'm smart enough to not give a shit about the politcal underpinnings of something made by Hollywood blow hards. I just enjoy it (or hate it) for what it is. A movie.

Bros. The Wire was dope. BB was dope. Can't we just live in great tv show solidarity?

Tupac ain't got shit on Biggie!

I can't link it at work but if you want some seriously good rock just listen to pretty much anything by J Roddy Walston and the Business But start with "Don't Break the Needle"

As I understand it west coast is king for hop forward beers and the reason is the best hops are grown in the Pacific Northwest so it's much cheaper for west coast breweries to make excellent hoppy beers for much cheaper than east coast breweries. But honestly if you ask me east coast breweries...

Yeah Breaking Bad certainly is an exception, however I wish it was the rule.

Comcast rustling the shit out of my jimmies right now bros. Signed up for a deal for $95/mo, got a bill for $123, called to dispute last month and was told "yep I see you were supposed to get that deal". Got my bill this month, still no deal or refund, called to dispute again "I see no notes and...

This is why I do not recommend ever buying a residential rental property in lower income areas or really old houses. Higher end residential properties, in my opinion, are far more profitable for a variety of reasons. The biggest being renters tend to be people who have the money to afford their...

It's not a propaganda piece. It's a fucking movie.

That isn't fat bro. It's hibernating muscle.

The man has a point ya know.

Because the only thing we care about is what a woman looks like. No need to hold them to any standard other than that.

This movie was way more artsy than I thought it would be. Did not enjoy.

Bros, it's a movie. You wanna talk about why, being a movie, you weren't entertained? Cool. You want to act like a turd and talk about how there is some kind of hidden message we should all be outraged about? Go fuck yourself. It was a pretty good movie I thought.

You guys must be expecting to make a huge profit on that first house if you're only putting $18k down but expect to have a second property within a year based solely on profits from the first property. And your friends are probably seriously underestimating costs associated with maintenance on...

Well... he's gonna need to solve at least some of them with his wallet. Friggin' broads right fellas?

We all need healers sometimes.

Onoes don't worry bro. You'll never be my marriage and divorce whipping post. Well, not for a little while at least. Until my next failed relationship when I need to come here and lash out at someone.

I'd definitely be worried about her being aloof after one day. You should keep texting her asking her what's wrong and how you can fix it. Tell her you'll try to be a better man for her. That should work.

Best? Who knows. But as far as the best at conveying the feeling of the show. X-Files definitely wins.

That's why those stupid standing jumps are stupid.

I said the same thing when my cousin had his engagement party in July of 2013... for a wedding date of October 2015. Him and his fiancee have a lot of nerve having an engagement party and essentially asking for gifts for a wedding date over two years away. A lot can happen in two years.

What is his wife doing while he's doing that?

There is one plausible part of the story. Science has shown that Jenny and Carly are totally cheating whore names. Top 10... maybe even top 5 behind Danielle and Veronica probably.

Well... I suppose you're right but... come on now. Don't use your phone. Use a new email your SO doesn't know about. Why MUST you use a phone? But yes you guys are right. People are stupid and sex has a way of making us even dumber than we usually are.

Most people give their SO full access to their phone and then go ahead and still use it while cheating? Our education system is failing us... Tad was right. Bring back the slide rule!

Yeah I didn't realize quite how much meat it was. I'll just have to use it to seduce women. That should work right?

I bolded that part because she would have to be one supreme retard to use her phone, that her husband has access to, to correspond with her boy toy.

Yes, that story is very obviously fake. I made it exactly this far before I realized it was a sham: My wife (Jenny) and I have been married for 8 years. We met when we were 22 and we had both just graduated from university. It's been great so far, we haven't had a huge argument where we've...