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Well this isn't for basic workout technique or knowledge. It's for essentially physical therapy with weights because every time I've done PT in the past it's been really low intensity and there are so many clients there they say "OK go do your stretches and then do your band work, I'll see you...

Signed up for a new gym yesterday after having been out of a routine for almost a year and a half. I had rotator cuff surgery 6 years ago on my left shoulder and can feel the scar tissue limiting movement and causing issues again and in February of 2013 separated my right shoulder. So I decided...

Maybe, but you'd be funding a hoverboard company

I wouldn't know how to love without them.

I can make my hands tremble and squeal. I can also make fart noises with them.

Or you're just a beta bucks sucker and she's gettin the real D on the side from an ex NFL player. He's also African American. Live with that.

I don't get it, why would people back that kickstarter? $100 bucks for a 5 minute ride? $10k just for the hoverboard? Can only ride at the one park they plan on opening with the funding money? Need to make reservations a month in advance? It would be cool if you could ride it anywhere and the...

Oh, right. Yes. Got it.

You're taking Gavinrad seriously?

AIM? What? You dudes are seriously stuck in 1999

Trolling? You really think we're trolling? Kyndread is like the repressed nerd who goes out on one date with a chick and when she let's him know she's not interested he gets drunk and blows up her phone calling her a cunt. Only to "apologize" once he sobers up and try to win her back through...

I tried to warn you

Well, on this front she had a point. If you don't argue when someone says "I think we should break up" it means you agree.

He's not Nathan For You (is it really that hard to type out those two words?). I was just making a remark about how they very slightly resemble each other.

heh... vanilla avarICE

Acorn Squash Bisque!

I thought Mulaney already had a show called Nathan For You?

This is the wrong forum to try to play a sympathy card. Especially considering how full of shit everyone here already thinks you are.

Except concerning matters of raw denim

Someone here called you? I'm not buying it.

Not really expensive to repo considering it's just two valves that connect the water heater to your plumbing. One for cold water in, one for hot water out. Turn off the water feeding it, drain it, detach the lines. Well, detach the fuel lines too. But that's the same easy process.

No on the beans in chili. Beans ruin the entire dish.

Sriracha is meh on its own. But if you make an aioli with it or something similar, it's fuckin awesome.

That's a really terrible situation Ameraves. I feel for you. Your wife sounds like a very good person too though. To be honest I don't know if I would have been able to stick around after such a dramatic life altering event. It sounds like she tried to change her perspective through therapy but...

Are they not doing 3rd place matches this year at worlds? Only top 2 teams get payed out?

Why does Brad keep saying stupid shit like "lean and mean"? Is he confusing Leroy Jenkins with Leroy Brown? Brad should do a dunk booth tour. I'd pay good money to dunk that turd. Upwards of 20 bucks.

The best pizza rolls ever were the short lived hot pocket pizza rolls

Back off topic. I'm a landlord in CT, I make money on my property even though I live in one of the apartments (my property taxes are $7200/yr). Then again, this is a rental property (like that idiot Brad's). You are just trying to rent out a single family home, which almost never pays for...

That's google adsense. WTF have you been searching for lately?

Don't front Sutekh. Everyone knows about Grindr.

He's selling a rental property to pay the bills? Did he buy a rental property that is losing money month after month? He can't even landlord right?

To each his own!

If we are talking probability and overall cash spent on insurance vs car repair it's fairly reasonable to not have insurance. Having to drum up a new car payment isn't all that big a deal if you're decent with your money. However, when you start talking about injury it makes absolutely no sense...

Haha, why do you keep calling it collusion insurance? Now that I think about it, collusion insurance would be a homerun idea.

Ahh yes, the linty naval cavity

This is what happens when you and your children never leave the house and the only outside human interaction you have is with the PeaPod driver when he drops off your pallette of pizza rolls and salisbury steak hungry man frozen dinners.

A fat girls butt always looks hungry. It craves a true feast.

I've banged probably 5-6 fat chicks. Only one was bad at giving head, which made her essentially worthless as a human being.

Oh stop acting like you all haven't fucked a fat chick. I've fucked my fair share of fat chicks. Sometimes you're drunk or it's been a while and you just want a wet hole. Hell, sometimes the fat chicks are pretty sexy. And you know a fat chick loves suckin dick, and they're great at it too...

Keep that white knight shit outta this thread. Onoes, cough up the story already.