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Let's be honest. For Hop heads there is no bad time of year for beer in the USA. IPA's are such a prevalent, mainstream style here you can always find good, hoppy beer. And most of them aren't seasonal releases. Whereas maltheads are screwed until fall/winter. And a large majority of the good...

I just quit smoking cigarettes. Everything is rustling my jimmies right about now. Been about a week.

1) She looked nothing like Pam from Archer. Even though her and her friends looked a little "high maintenance" she was fit and attractive. 2) He explicitly said she was shit in bed. Pam is a freak.

You have absolutely 0 understanding of what Cad was saying in that quote.

I don't see how it's an issue. They need to get divorced. It's an utter failure of a marriage. So since you're getting divorced anyway, just get the paternity test. I don't think she can legally refuse can she?

3 Sentence rule applies.

Not when you realize their jobs can literally mean life or death.

I hope you didn't take that picture off a public website that has all her other information (like her facebook page). These nerds are gonna reverse image lookup hax that shit, find out her facebook profile, then stir up drama. Why do you guys insist on posting pictures of the women you've...

Except, you aren't right, you child. Literally, you're a man child. The two of you just need to go your separate ways, and once you decide to do that you can both start to become better human beings not holding each other back. Also, get a paternity test.

You've got some things you need to work through Lendarios. Your wife sounds like an awful person to try to be in a relationship with. And so do you. Both of you need to grow up.

Ooof. Good luck in life Lendarios.

Nice work. Keep it up.

Heh, I don't. But you haven't painted a very good picture of your relationship.

Yea, but your relationship isn't an abyss of vitriol and seething hatred.

Then let them take their chances elsewhere. OKCupid has a section that says "On a typical friday night I'm..." and the answer I have always had in that section is "Playing video games, practicing for Saturday night or making out with you in an abandoned parking lot like high schoolers". Seemed...

Ever think that maybe she didn't want your brother and his girlfriend living close to you because she was fucking other dudes while you were gone and didn't want to have to go elsewhere?

This is a problem Xequ. If you are actually so ashamed of your hobbies you won't talk about them with women you either need to find new hobbies, or find different women. Some of you guys are starting to upset me. I feel bad for you and I hate pity. I think it's a useless human emotion. The...

Eh, he needs to get a paternity test. Good chance he actually really is being cuckolded based on previous stories and information.

Just started watching this because S1 is on Netflix. This show by all accounts is bad. Glaring plot holes, fairly annoying side stories and minor characters. Tons of cliches and tropes, treating the audience like we're stupid. But I like it. It's just fun to watch. It's mindless...

This isn't his first time in this thread. This has been a long time coming. Marriage should have ended before it even began from all accounts if we can believe what we've been told.

No, the two of them clearly need to get divorced if everything he is telling us is true. And while she is not stable or reasonable, he doesn't sound very reasonable either. That doesn't change the fact that his counselor is an idiot who gave him some of the worst advice I've ever heard.

You should find a counselor that isn't a moron. No really, your counselor is a moron who has absolutely no business offering counseling if that's the type of advice they dole out. Adults do not compromise by saying "Well you got this, so I get this, tough noogies if you don't like it"

Agraza is misguided and doesn't understand this "psychological research" he is speaking of. You on the other hand sound like a social invalid. Be yourself is quite easy to understand. You may act in slightly different manners depending on your surroundings and present company but you are...

I like the way you describe your marriage and your relationship with your wife. It's like watching toddlers fight over toys in a sandbox.

Jesus Christ dude. No. Just no. We don't all change to suit our situation. We might be more animated at a social gathering than we are at work but we are still ourselves in both scenarios. Using tact and knowing how to act appropriately isn't "changing ourselves"

You gotta be fucking stupid to think "be yourself" is nebulous.

It's actually very good advice for men who aren't social cripples. It's just not good advice for you.

It was an abysmal failure for obvious reasons.

The year after I graduated high school every school within my district switched from tracking to that ridiculous "no child left behind" grouping. Basically exactly as you stated. Teaching every kid, regardless of any educational factors, together in homogenized curriculums and classrooms. There...

Turns out I have an allergy to sodium lauryl sulfate which causes a rabid outbreak of canker sores in my mouth. I found this out after I kept getting them suddenly and had no idea what was causing them or why they wouldn't go away. I've always used Colgate toothpaste, not sure why, just always...

The point of RP is, and always will be, to satisfy the basic human desire of explaining things that are inexplicable. It's no different than any religion. People find comfort in knowing their plight in life has a "meaning" and any "no fault of your own" explanation will do. Antarius is a...

Someone needs to open a grocery chain that specializes in stoner food in Colorado. And then also have a smoke shop within that rolls and sells joints and let's you smoke inside. That's a goddamn gold mine.

Lendarios is the dude who is married to a woman who trained to become a medical doctor but then "couldn't find" (a.k.a. refused to find) work. She trained overseas and now that she's home she doesn't put out, hates his mother, and is (by his account) basically just a frosty bitch. I don't know...

I have absolutely no idea what this analogy means. Are you likening this to trying to explain to a teetotaler how to act appropriately after they've become intoxicated, because they've never experienced it and have no idea?

The point is Eomer makes enough money to not have to make those sacrifices. I'm not the one missing the point here. I can't believe this is even an argument. I'm really bored at work right now.

I don't know if it's the same for snowblowers as it is for lawn tractors but I'd assume the engines are similar. That said the John Deere 100 series lawn tractors (the shitty ones they sell at home depot) use a Briggs and Stratton engine and it has literally 1/3 or less the life span of the John...

That's a yellowpillDraegan.

Who said Eomer does one and not the other? You assume it's a choice of one or the other. Bad assumption. Your friends probably cannot afford to do both. Eomer can and does (by his own accounts)

This is funny. Comparing dropping $1000 for an hour of entertainment to multiple weeks worth of entertainment spending.

So what happened? Wifey was sweet as pie to mom when she was still just the girlfriend, then as soon as she got the rock she turned into turbo bitch? I think you dun goofed bro. Got yourself a shitty situation. I have no advice. Godspeed.