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She wants you back. You should let her suck you off.

No you don't. You love porn. And you love acting like all the women who aren't interested in your disgusting fat ass isn't because you're a disgusting fat ass, but because you weren't treating them like the sluts they are.

I have a bridge for sale.

That's the best wake up call there is. I wonder if hotels in Vegas offer wake up calls like that.

You guys know what rhetoric is right? I've said it before but Dumar is the ultimate rhetoric troll. He speaks only in rhetoric and does it really poorly. At least, I hope he's a troll. Otherwise he might actually be autistic like everyone else here is claiming. Rhetoric: language designed...

All the places around here have an overstock of it as well. It's lining the shelves.

You're right... you are boring. Have her write your profile for sure.

What the fuck is this loose skin debate? How does that even fucking happen? I went from 280 to 172 and I have no loose skin at all.

Yes Hoss, it would have fooled all of us. You are the chosen one. Now... which pill will you choose?

That's your problem there my man. Nobody in this story is a whore. Unless you paid her. You paid her didn't you? Damn...

Yea dude, you're a prude. You think anal is a special gift only you have ever received and get tired after 2 days of normal, healthy adult sex. You're talking about this event as it if it was some life altering occurrence that only the most experienced veterans can achieve after years of...

Are you saying fucking a woman in the ass is the pinnacle of alpha dominance assertion? Wow you fucked 4 times in 2 days? You animal. Wait... that made you sore? I thought you were a sex god? No wonder you have trouble with women. Bitching and moaning about fucking twice a day over the...

Are you saying fucking a woman in the ass is the pinnacle of alpha dominance assertion? Wow you fucked 4 times in 2 days? You animal. Wait... that made you sore? I thought you were a sex god? No wonder you have trouble with women. Bitching and moaning about fucking twice a day over the...

Dumar, you'll never be able to argue with me in any meaningful fashion because you don't understand men like me. A lot of what you've seen I've also seen. A lot of what you hold as true I've known to be true. The difference is I don't accept it as a truth for the entirety of humanity because...

Funny story. Tuco gave me this avatar because of a style comment I made in the men's fashion thread. Turns out my avatar is actually a woman. A transexual woman who has so much swagger you'd never question it. I roll with it out of respect. But goddamn, why all da fine white hoes givin those...

You'll never find me arguing the points I made in the post you quoted. People (both men and women) DO treat attractive, healthy individuals differently. This is unequivocally true. It's a fact of life. The difference is that I've understood human nature since I was a teenager and never...

I got picked for jury duty once. But it was grand jury duty. If you ever get called in for grand jury selection don't try to weasel your way out of it. That shit is entertaining and you aren't in a courtroom. You're just deciding what goes to trial and what doesn't. And it's fantastic.

Yes, they do replays. But they also put all the videos on Youtube so you can watch them whenever you want. And they even put the links on the lolesports site. Riot hasn't created the most popular game on the planet for no reason.

Never post your picture on rerolled if it exists somewhere else on the internet. There are far too many miserable people here. And misery loves company.

That was very well put.

Good so you were in zone 3, when clearly we are talking about zone 1 here... Your definition of casual fucking sucks because you're an athlete who trains. You in zone 3 on a bike (which you race) is the equivalent of someone like ubiquitrips in zone fucking 5 as far as calories burned is concerned.

You need to chill the fuck out Phaz. Your blood pressure must be through the goddamn roof. You are every bit as insecure as he is. The way you deal with frauds and cowards is to stride past them in quiet confidence. And every once in a while you acknowledge them when they've become too...

There isn't a single exercise on earth you can do "casually" for an hour and burn 1k calories.

"Hey I can post a picture of my good looking friend or some rando from Russia too". See how that works? You guys are fucking stupid with this whole "I MUST SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE" shit. You'll never be satisfied and it doesn't matter either way. Dumar is a moron or troll regardless of what he...

Welcome to life. Guess what, I'm not an iron chef but I still sure as shit comment on what I think about food.

But you'd be perfectly OK with his opinions if he looked like Brad Pitt? "Have the balls to show us what you look like". I'm not posting current pictures of myself to this freakish cesspool of lurkers. Who the fuck knows what some of the people like Fedor and J49 would do with my picture.

You're a pretty weird dude Phaz. Is there some sort of noble honor in posting pictures of yourself on the internet to backup your opinions? "I know what that guy looks like so his opinions hold more weight". I still don't understand what kind of point you were making with your ice cream.

Are you unfamiliar with rhetorical questions and lambasting techniques? The point is to make him feel stupid for even considering doing it. It ain't worth it Ubi. Just lay off the bulletproof coffee for a couple weeks. Ya know?

Is that Iocane powder?

Oh really? Things blew up? It's pretty pathetic someone from RR went to POF to narc. But it's equally as pathetic that you needed strangers on the internet to approve of your lifestyle and think you were cool so badly that you felt the need to post pictures of women you've slept with. You're...

That's just high stakes dating bros. Go home with a bitch or sleep under a bridge. Survival instincts. PS that shit ain't real. That dude was smokin some primo imported cigarettes. Shit's like $18/pack in NYC

What exactly does casually and gingerly riding an exercise bike get Ubiquitrips? He's doing cardio, he's not lifting. He can't lift. So what exactly is riding a an exercise bike at a pace that will probably burn ~300 calories an hour getting him? What's the fucking point? Why risk it? Just...

I know people who do stupid things too.

I would take a break completely and let it heal fully. Why risk re-injuring yourself? It really does suck having to break the routine and then get back into all over again but it's better than making the injury worse or constantly re-injuring yourself and never being able to get back to it...

This doesn't mean they aren't talking about your restaurant. Instead of saying "rude woman who took my order behind the counter" they just say "waitress". Unless you don't have women working at your restaurant at all.

That wasn't a selfie. Let's be clear here.

Well that's the crux of the issue right? It only appeals to men who don't have the resolve or mental fortitude to deal with bad experiences from their past in a constructive, meaningful way. Instead of looking at themselves they want to lay blame elsewhere to explain the outcomes of their own...

Like an alpha African bulldozes his mom.

Your friends didn't do everything right. They aren't the angelic perfect male you're making them sound like I'm sure. As a rebuttal every single married couple in my group of friends have very strong, very fulfilling, very happy marriages. All with children of their own. Most have been...

There is nothing soft about this rustle. Go ride a bike you goddamn vegan!!!