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Dude, if making out strains you that much you need to learn how to relax!

Or you can just learn how to not strain the muscle I was talking about. It has nothing to do with not being "finished". Masturbating won't solve the problem. You can still get "blue balls" even if you cum.

Hulk and Madame Hydra are really the only two waves you need to worry about. Madame Hydra because at higher waves the civs die really really fast and the elite mobs spawn very quickly too. Hulk just because he can one shot almost any hero in the game at higher waves. Thing and Ms. Marvel built...

Edging shouldn't give you blue balls. Edging utilizes the squeeze technique. I'm pretty sure blue balls are a result of over-active pelvic floor muscles. Essentially you're doing male kegels without even knowing it when you get really excited and if you clench and release those muscles too often...

That's just a man who doesn't trust himself living a normal life and probably also likes to use it as a passive aggressive form of feeling superior. "I could fix this broken glass, but then I'd just be one of the sheeple". Get outta this thread with that shit. We talk about psychotic nurses...

She's feeding you a bunch of bullshit she thinks you want to hear. Because every man wants a bangmaid right?

Ritley. Do a /who Ritley.

I just ate almost an entire family size box of cheez-its. It was glorious. There is cheez-it shrapnel everywhere.

Because they can click your name in the chat window. Trust me, if you just randomly /who people who aren't on your friends list and you have no access to (don't see their name in any chat channels) it really does happen. They may have fixed it recently but I doubt it.

I'm actually fucking with you though Onoes. I can't even keep up the trolling charade like that. It's just so mean spirited. Just don't be the nice guy that's so nice it becomes obnoxious.

You're cool with getting blue balled by a chick you were almost certain was going to fuck you since: 1) You met her on Tinder 2) She drove hours to meet you (for the first time ever) 3) She invited you to stay with her You're such a doormat dude. It's not about pressuring or convincing...

Put whoever you are looking for on your friend list. When you try to /whisper people who aren't in your friends list and aren't in the same zone you are in it will tell you "Player not found"

What?

You just proved my point. She wants to see how you'll react.

A woman asking questions like "Do you think I'm that kind of girl" or proclaiming "Don't get your hopes up" is a subconscious invitation. She is inviting you to take control of the situation. It's a way of finding out what kind of man you are. And 9 times out of 10 they want you to make them...

This is the worst story. Tell us Onoes, now that you've cuddled all night with your one true love do you have that "Can't Hardly Wait" feeling? Do you think "She's all that" and more? Or do you think after a while it'll fizzle out and she'll reveal the "10 things I hate about you"? Next time...

They are overpriced, but they actually do put some decent stuff in there. The problem is you are going to pay a lot more for clothes that are already pricey. One trunk from trunk club will have like 2 shirts, a pair of jeans, a pair of shoes, some shorts and a belt and if you wanted to keep the...

In the process of having "the porn talk" with the woman who pees on me.

He's got a good point this time Tucbro. And your argument sucks. Comparing consensual sex between two people looking for a relationship with each other to prostitution.

For a "chance" for something to happen and just staying in someone else's (probably) shit bed with nothing but cuddling? Yea, I'm gonna go home and get a good night's sleep and not have to worry about it. As Wombat said... I'm too old for that shit.

Except having to wake up early to go back to your place to shower and get dressed for work the next morning. Women are really fuckin' weird sometimes. About a year and a half ago I had gone out a few times with a nurse (pertinent for obvious reasons). We're back at my apartment and we start...

Sounds to me like she is just one of those "hot and cold" type of people. One minute they act very distant and uninterested and the next they are all up in your shit, with no warning. It's practically bi-polar. Just wait for the "I'm sorry, I overreacted, I guess I just got a little nervous...

I remember my first time on Match.com too.

You should get her a card and a dildo. That way if she doesn't like the card she can go fuck herself.

I'm pretty sure that since the beginning of time women have never really given a shit about the flowers themselves, but rather the fact that everyone is seeing them receive them. Nowadays it should be less of a problem in fact, because she can just take a picture and brag on facebook to make all...

Sending the flowers to her job is too much of a hassle is it?

Terrible advice Noodle. Julian, make sure you "accidentally" text the crazy nurse with the location you'll be at "So we're meeting at Hula Hanks at 6:30 right? Can't wait to meet you!". Then follow it up with a "Sorry, wrong person".

This is exactly what you need to do if you want your shoes to last and look good.

I too want to experience a dark goddess. Godspeed Julian!

Just watched a really good documentary about Bing Russell (Kurt Russell's father) and the last independently owned and operated baseball that existed which he owned. It's called The Battered Bastards of Baseball and it was a pretty cool story about something I had no idea about.

For beginner clubs it really, really doesn't matter. Just buy a cheap full set (you can a full set with bag for like 100-150 bucks total) and play to see if you both enjoy it.

That really is way, way too much. There are 7500 fucking points to get. That's 165 billion exp needed. That's an unattainable carrot for 98% of the player base.

I can't imagine they won't revert this.

Are you a scientist? Or some sort of wizard?

I am at 600 as well for the same exact reasons. And I play much more than your normal average joe. There is an unemployed guy in my SG that plays pretty much 15 hours a day and he only has like 1700.

Get outta here with that "business days" shit Goatface! This is an MMO forum!

Didn't it release June 4th?

Yea it probably does seem that way but it's actually the exact opposite. I still go out with women I am fairly certain I'm not going to be into just to give it a chance and because you can't judge a book by its cover. In all honesty my previous relationship kind of ruined things for me...

I'm confident it'll get reverted. I'll just level some more heros to 60 in the interim.

Iridium bars and regular XP/SIF/RIF bars are treated as the same buff. So you if you eat an iriidium and then an XP bar you will get 150% XP for an hour instead of 2 separate hour long 100% boosts.