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  1. j00t

    Lightyear (2022)

    Youre making the assumption that Andy lives on earth.
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    Lightyear (2022)

    I was gonna say this. This movie is about the real life buzz that inspired the cartoon. Also who actually cares
  3. j00t

    Another Life

    i haven;t watched any of this show. i had a backlog going when season 1 came out and it was pretty clear from everyone's comments here that i should stay away... but everyone's comments NOW make me feel like it's pretty awesome. crazy eye'd anti-picard starbuck? sign me up
  4. j00t

    Uncharted (2022)

    tom holland is just too baby-faced for this. i like the guy, but basically being introduced to the world at large as a high school student means that he can't play mature looking characters for quite a while. on top of that, sully being played by mark wahlberg gives off this odd feeling that...
  5. j00t

    The Batman

    it's a very retro muscle looking car, which i love. i don't like it as the batmobile though.
  6. j00t

    The Batman

    1989 batmobile is pretty great... BUT honestly it's a no contest.
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    The Video Thread

  8. j00t

    Free Guy (2020)

    I uh.... Yeah, no you're right. Dude just apparated into stardom. I don't mind him, but I don't think he's necessarily good enough to be cast in all these tentpole movies. Maybe he carries himself like a star, but because he ISNT one, he doesn't come with the huge pricetag...
  9. j00t

    Free Guy (2020)

    hot take: ready player one (the movie at least) was hot garbage. it was easter egg: the movie. it was literally just, let's cram as many recognizable ip's in this so that people will be too busy clapping at their nostalgia feels to pay attention to how awful everything else is. the two biggest...
  10. j00t

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    10 years from now we shouldn't have ANY mainstream media.
  11. j00t

    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    uhm, actually... there was a game (i'm blanking on it right now) a few decades back where one of the nazgul was a woman. it's "semi-canonical" because the tolkien estate had direct oversight on. the stance the estate took was that they would allow anything as long as it didn't contradict any...
  12. j00t

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    i was born and raised in kenosha. i lived there until i was 17 and again for a few years in my late 20's. that was... ahem... several years ago, and obviously things change, but i still have friends who live there and that is definitely not how i would describe kenosha. that IS how i would...
  13. j00t

    The Katie Katro Thread

    I think Katie only does reporting on violent crimes. I'm worried that you're only going to be able to get an erection if someone is getting violently murdered in front of you
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    The D&D thread

    In reference to high level content at low levels, i.e. Avernus, it's a catch-22. It's exceedingly rare for players to naturally get to lvl 16+ games. Because of that, wotc doesn't want to put the time and resources into a high level module that no one will get to. There are a lot of reasons...
  15. j00t

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Was there ever a point where you considered leaving your wife for one of them?
  16. j00t

    The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

    good lord i would LOVE to know exactly what it was that hugo weaving did, and by extension, exactly how petty mr wachowski is
  17. j00t

    The Guilty (2021)

    I'm not a HUGE fan of Jake Gyllenhaal, though I don't mind him. That being said it's a testament to his skill that he's acting by himself almost the whole movie. He does a great job in this
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    The Katie Katro Thread

    what if i put shoes on and sort of puff up my hair a little?
  19. j00t

    J49: An Erotic Life

    heh... i forgot about his wife being so short. we should do a "this is your life" with j49 for our next FOH video.
  20. j00t

    What If...?

    i don't think strange new the full plan per se, he was definitely thinking on a different level than the rest of the group, but i don't think he fully understood what was going to happen. he seems like everything clicks for him right at that exact moment.
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    What If...?

    i misunderstood what had happened, i THOUGHT strange just ate the infinity stone that was loose which got me hype AF even if it wouldn't have made any sense. but then i rewatched it and realized what he did which felt less impactful, despite it still be an ultra chad moment. but yeah. i would...
  22. j00t

    The Katie Katro Thread

    But I don't wanna be a manlet
  23. j00t

    The Katie Katro Thread

    Im not sure what gave you that idea, but I'm 6'.
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    The Video Thread

    that is... the oddest timing on that video. like it ACTUALLY starts at :20, and then at :32 it loops perfectly back to :00...
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    The Katie Katro Thread

    alright. fine. i think you're a weirdo, foler and i find this to be an awfully upsetting obsession but if it helps another foh brother out, i'll begrudgingly be your wingman and take the bullet on the right.
  26. j00t

    Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    I'm late to this but I thought it was a great ending. Maybe I was worried so much about the show ending in a woke nightmare and since it didn't it was a triumph. The heist itself was sort of bleh, but it was the backdrop of these characters saying goodbye in ways that make sense without...
  27. j00t

    J49: An Erotic Life

    i think the discrepancy hes talking about is that its in one picture but not the other
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    so uh... who's the one taking pictures of your wife and sending them to you?
  29. j00t

    The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

    Well, I was postulating based on the theory of benevolent machines which we never got. So you're right in that he was probably just behaving according to programmed parameters.
  30. j00t

    Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous

    i've had camera issues with pretty much any map that has sharp changes in verticality which sort of makes sense in places like drezen since there's buildings that mess with the camera's "placement" but then there are cliffside maps where the camera just spazes out despite there being nothing...
  31. j00t

    What If...?

    outside their own timeline, not multiverse. it's probably an overly pedantic distinction; so much so that it might not even matter... but the TVA is snipping timelines within it's own universe. otherwise what would the watcher even be doing? and there is only a single Uatu the Watcher (though...
  32. j00t

    What If...?

    well... i sort of think about that like a police lock up. yes, sure police lock ups are... locked up, whereas the infinity stones in the TVA were just in a secretary's drawer, though i'm pretty sure that was both a visual gag and a way for loki to lose interest in them and search for something...
  33. j00t

    What If...?

    There are/were some theories that the quantum realm isn't affected by the stones. And so since the TVA is also in some odd realm outside of the time continuum, that may explain why the stones were just paper weights there.
  34. j00t

    The Katie Katro Thread

    yeah, i don't know why he likes you, either.
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    Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous

    to be fair, a good chunk of those complaints aren't owlcat. they are paizo. owlcat is just using paizo's pathfinder rules. i really like pathfinder's setting but i REALLY don't like how focused on min/maxing the rules are. it's designed from the ground up by and for min/maxer's and autists. the...
  36. j00t

    The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

    i was talking less the "matrix in a matrix" part and more that the machines are actually the good guys trying to wrangle and protect the stupid humans who can't stop destroying everything even when they know what it's doing to their living environment.
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    The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

    whoa that's odd... there's a term between comedians where someone steals a joke without intentionally stealing a joke. they just hear something somewhere without remembering but it sticks in their subconscious until it pops out and they think it's an original thought... i guess i just did that?
  38. j00t

    The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

    Can you link it or something? I thought I read this whole thread and I'm just too heart broken to read through it all again
  39. j00t

    The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

    Id actually be fully on board if what we know about the matrix is purposely wrong. WW3 blotted out the sun, so it was man against man, not man vs robots. Man created the robots to work together and create the matrix as a techno cryo sleep with man charging the machines to watch over them until...
  40. j00t

    The Rookie

    yeah, that's kind of my hope. it really seemed like the showrunner was trying to work with him and then got pissed that he just bailed anyway. i mean it's one thing to be like, listen, i'm just not feeling it and i'm gonna be leaving, but i don't want to screw anyone over so let's work together...