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  1. j00t

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    "Donkey mom is terrible and is an active danger to the kids when she is with them. But I haven't taken the initiative to start custody hearings because these apps aren't going to create themselves! When I set my mind to it, I get shit done."
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Broseph... if my kids mom was an eighth as terrible of a mom as you keep trying to point out that trex is, she'd NEVER see my kids. Ever. You wanting her to be a mom isn't some altruistic "I want the kids to have their mom around" nonsense. You just want someone else to have your kids
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Option 5. Both parties are military grade stupid.
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    The best part of this thread is how trex and tyen are on opposite sides of the merchant's scales of foh hatred and they just keep teetering back and forth. The entire forum will dogpile on her (ugh. That sounds so gross). Then tyen will jump in with some more garbage and we're all like, listen...
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    I went through a really bitter divorce a few years back so some of this is just par for the course... But then there's stuff like, you have to pay me to watch my own kids.
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    "My lawyer says I don't have to."
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    I mean, not for nothing but AA membership doesnt require sobriety. It requires a desire for sobriety. You are a piece of Goddamn dog shit for making me defend trex.
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    In no world is sleeping with trex ever regarded as "best part"
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Trex how long you been working the steps? I don't mean how long you been going to AA, I mean how long have been actively working the steps with a sponsor? And PLEASE oh please tell us you are 13 stepping with your new man
  10. j00t

    WTF Story Thread?

    Yeah, injuries are weird man... joker' s pencil trick is actually more of a survivable injury than a tiny .22 that nicks an artery
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    Deadpool 2 (2018)

    Yes, I'm aware of what was meant. My point is that a list actors have no excuse either
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    Deadpool 2 (2018)

    hollywood D list actors? try A list actors. ryan reynolds is one of the world's most recognizable actors right now and he is KILLING it with PR. on top of that, he's got TERRIBLE anxiety. he's recently talked about how vicious it is and how EVERYTIME he goes in for an interview he's sweating...
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    WTF Story Thread?

    a few years back there was a video of some guy shooting his lawyer or something? i can't remember who or why the shooting happened... anyway, it happened on camera and the lawyer took like 5 bullets to the chest and didn't even react. i mean, he reacted to the gun, but not to the actual injury...
  14. j00t

    Rambo V

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    Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

    that's battleworld.
  16. j00t

    Marvel Universe stuff

    cap is my favorite superhero, so i've assumed i was just biased, but i love cap 1. the way they handled pre-serum steve was just spot on. when he jumps on the grenade, when he unties the flagpole... just perfect steve rogers. you don't need super powers to be a hero.
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    when thor 2 came out, the forum was mostly pretty positive about it. i distinctly remember everyone talking about it like it was a good space adventure.
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    Thor 1 and 2 and cap 1 get a lot of flack but I think we mostly liked them at the time... destroyer obviously was pretty wasted and maleketh was one dimensional, sure. I think those movies being rated lower isn't that they were trash, it's that the mcu has matured so greatly that outside of the...
  19. j00t

    The Predator (2018)

    olivia munn as a science teacher isn't so unrealistic. at my high school, we had a science teacher that asked on a test "what is the closest star to earth?" and when everyone put "the sun" she marked it wrong because "the sun isn't a star. the sun is the sun. Alpha Centauri is the closest star."...
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    i bought the torrent that i can exhange for different resolution whenever i want. does that help?
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    Black Panther (2018)

    i know i already responded to this but i thought of a better response. "everyone knows that the female's lineage doesn't mean anything."
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    Black Panther (2018)

    yeah i'd agree with you on RLM. they are kind of an oddity in that they CLEARLY know the mechanics of filmmaking and storytelling, so they have a fairly respectable sense of criticism in that regard. however, they are SOOOOO into B movies that they can't help themselves to put huge sections of B...
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    Black Panther (2018)

    yeah, but here's the problem with that. he spends the whole movie combining wakandan heritage with ALL BLACK PEOPLE. he repeatedly said "our people are out there fighting and dying" YOUR people? what on earth makes them YOUR people? i was really happy about t'challa saying "I am not the king of...
  24. j00t

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    why are we redacting a pornstar's name?
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    Black Panther (2018)

    okay. so i finally watched this.... i enjoyed most of the movie. i have no issues with wakanda whatsoever. however. this movie presents kind of an unsettling dichotomy. i really like michael b jordan so i couldn't figure out why everytime he showed up it just took me out of the movie... ugh...
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    Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

    i don't remember who said, but someone just pointed out the fundamental problem with doubling resources and it's not creating mass en masse. it's that the people who are going through their resources faster than they can be repleted will just double their consumption if they are given twice the...
  27. j00t

    God of War (2018)

    i didn't mention that just due to minor, possible spoilers, but yes. especially that. i think it was done in a very brilliant way. when he starts getting douchy, the go to feeling should have been disdain and frustration. it's interesting because THAT section of atreus as a d-bag was basically...
  28. j00t

    Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

    uh. thanos is crazy. he's a sociopath to the very core. "Thanos the Mad Titan." he's very much a villian, but i think what you're doing is not so much describing a good villian, and more describing a good antagonist. thanos is a GREAT antagonist because there's clear reasoning for his villainy...
  29. j00t

    Conan Exiles

    that dude being unable to hold his camera still makes the video completely unwatchable. this is conan exiles, not conan parkinson's
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    God of War (2018)

    they do a great job of mirroring YOUR feelings of the boy being around to kratos' feelings of the boy being around. the game starts out and you just kind of feel obligated to take the kid. you're annoyed because you just kind of assume he's going to be useless and talk a lot. then once you...
  31. j00t

    God of War (2018)

    Double post from a mobile
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    God of War (2018)

    Guests are usually fine, because they are INTO the game, even if it's just for that moment.
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    Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

    It's difficult because the avengers are so far beyond the scope of humanity that it's incredibly difficult to demonstrate any kind of real world benefit without utterly changing the natural course of the world to such a degree that it becomes unrecognizable. Tony solved the renewable, clean...
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    God of War (2018)

    as i said in my post, i LOVE clueless gamer, conan not understanding video games but being put in the driver seat for games like hitman or tomb raider were just hilarious. i don't particular have any feelings on bill hader one way or the other and it's not nerdraging about god of war being made...
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    Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

    Reality gem?
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    Sigourney weaver in alien or Sigourney weaver in galaxy quest?
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    Am I the only one who is meh about brie larson? I think she's just average in all categories including her acting
  38. j00t

    Sports Entertainment

    i think, without realizing it, you just answered everything you asked. roman keeps getting a reaction, therefor, he keeps doing what gets him reactions. WWE is cool with having people boo and chant because you have other guys that people will cheer for no matter what they are doing. ronda...
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    God of War (2018)

    i love clueless gamer but this one just bothered me. i'm not upset about it because they blasphemed a game i LOVE... i was upset because conan and bill hader have no room to nerd shame. conan does it and it's self-depricating, but for some reason the two of them together were just... the jokes...
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    God of War (2018)

    they started this game in 2013, but a HUGE part of that was brainstorming what they were doing. they probably spent at least a year creating the new storyline that could last up for 4-5 more games. then probably another year just brainstorming how they wanted the game to look and play. now that...