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i can't even fathom living a life where i am THAT easily offended. GIS for "easily offended"

listen, i know what a sword is, i see them often, i even own a few. but if i saw a t-rex running at me with a sword in one hand, i'd be just as terrified if he was swinging that or trying to eat me.

i meant it as a guy who showed up, made some rapid fire funny movies within a handful of years and then disappeared. he's also loud, talks to fast, and annoying. if chris tucker made a new movie right now, would his name actually draw in any money? other than novelty?

when i saw the cast i was really pretty worried about it. kevin hart is basically the current version of chris tucker. and we all know how his career ended up. jack black is REAAAAALLLY hit or miss. i like him, except for when he goes even a quarter jack black. then he's too much. rock is always...

You mean like how football players get injured knees and then become pro wrestlers? I mean I know wrestling is scripted but their knees have to work still. I also have no reason to doubt that Russian ballerina school is more grueling and restrictive than special forces. Those people are insane

black girl is definitely a stable part of the family. she's not from another crashed space ship or anything. the first trailer shows her getting on the ship in dry dock with the rest of the family. the second trailer has her spouting the line about it being an unwritten rule that robinson's...

whoooooooooooooa wtf...

That's one of the hardest parts of dming, especially a high level party. Magic items are cool but those heritage items probably trivialize a TON of encounters. The fighter didn't take slow, you said but that spell by itself is overpowered. My current group just hit 14 and the dm said he's...

i used to work in the school district here (upstate ny) in one of the... less well off schools... i was in the middle school and we were catching kids getting blow jobs in the hallway. on a regular basis. it was really bizarre.

I know a few kids that might feel guilty enough that they look for SOMETHING to absolve themselves and go through their parents to do it. Also, it's entirely possible that the parents put 2 and 2 together and talked to their son. That could easily have led to the kid calling out his teacher to...

I kept thinking the same thing with murdered girl. I was REALLY lost with that subplot until close to the end

i was out to lunch the day it launched. i'm SUPER glad i was, because i was sitting on my phone while the person i was with was in the bathroom. i was like OH SNAP CHRONO TRIGGER!!!! if i was home i would have just straight up bought it. but because i wasn't, i read up more and saw how terrible...

i just... okay listen, she's hot and when i was 14 banging a hot teacher was a huge fantasy... but i'm an adult now and the last thing i want to do is hang out with a 14 year old... i can't even fathom finding an annoying, self-entitled, immature 14 year old attractive. one of the best things...

i hate to say this... but this is like... ralph meets the emoji movie...

i don't know how much of it is casting, per se... i think anyone of the dc characters could be synonymous with their actor (aquaman is a big one here) but the direction is so... awful. i said it when BvS came out but batfleck is a PERFECT thomas wayne batman. absolutely perfect. unfortunately...

With reigns, all I can think is that Vince has been planning this for years. Just a big long con between reigns and lesnar. Vince THROWING money at lesnar just to throw him under the bus with reigns. The crowd has loved lesnar but suplex city has gotten old and stale and he's just kept it up...

I'm sure everyone would love to start out their contract with a wrestlemania match. But that would be an absurd starting point for anyone who isn't a publicity stunt. Everything about Ronda is special treatment. Listen, I hope she does well and turns into angle 2.0 but if it took a...

HHH: "you said you wanted no special treatment, correct ronda?" Ronda: "I don't want to be treated any differently than anyone else." HHH: "Well, you won't get ANY special treatment. Here's your very first wrestling match. at wrestlemania." uh. wtf.

Yes sir, right away sir. May I get you a warm towel and some pretzels?

Good point, I don't think anything specifically said whether or not she was HIS teacher. I, and probably a few others, assumed she was just on probability. She was only at the school a few months, I think so if she wasnt his teacher it begs the question how they even met.

Be rich enough to have a financial adviser handle all of your money

I think Harrison would have been FINE keeping his role a secret. It would have meant he wouldn't have to go in all those press tours that he clearly hates. Higher ups though... They know ford brings people to the theatre so no way they would have allowed that

No it's nothing like that. The race of the Robinson family has NOTHING to do with the character. Sanford and son, race was a huge part of how they related to the world. This is the equivalent of a Gilligans island remake having Maryanne being black.

Yeah take the age issue aside. There's all kinds of ethical issues with this.

well, i understand why they did some of that stuff. i mean, what do you think paris hilton would do with this tech? what would the kardashians? with only one scene it identified her screwed up the bancrofts kids were. bored, sociopathic and filthy filthy rich? yeah i'd do some weird, depraved...

it was great, had a silly grin the whole time watching it. if you don't like the soup, there's absolutely no reason to watch this.

I'm assuming that was done differently in the books. It had some really interesting implications, though. Same with lizzie's parents being in male bodies. How attached are you to the body vs the soul? But it also implied that resleeving, even on a temporary basis is much more common than than...

The ultimate payoff of the show, and maybe moreso in the book, is that meths become less and less human and more and more sociopathic the longer they live. Kovacs hints that pretty strongly in the beginning but I think just flat out saying that would have been a better option. It would have made...

I just finished the show, ultimately I enjoyed it, I thought there were some really brilliant, but underrated moments. Ortega bringing her grandma back in the body of a tatted up thug was awesome. I just loved that whole concept. I think the ending was consistent with who the bancrofts were...

I think if the movie wasn't forced into the cloverfield world, with some minor tweaking it could have been pretty solid. The writing, I think, was a little too dependent on science magic, and today's audience just won't buy any of that nonsense.

very soon deadpool is going to hit a ceiling on being awesome. i mean, i think so anyway. reynolds keeps nailing it out of the park so i'm assuming the law of averages is going to come down real hard on him.

People say that, but I really think it would be exponentially problematic for the experience of the game. The entire premise is that you are ALONE and LOST. The IDEA of multi-player is cool, but I think it would make the game less... Memorable

i clearly read too quickly, as i didn't see you said that. but it also begs the question, if YOU knew it, why'd you give any credence to that bonkers theory?

Based on the evidence the court is presented with, i have no choice but to have your claims summarily thrown out, good day sir. Edit: also yen says the virgin stuff is bs as well

because it's from a black guy? geez.

anyone have a spare empornium invite laying around?

Its in the same spot, just its hard to see because it blends in REALLY well. Unless of course we are talking about two separate spots

it's nice, there are several ways to proceed energy wise. i have never put anything but marblemelons in the bioreactor. as for you nickel conundrum... i'll let you know that you don't NEED the prawn suit to get what you need, though it does help. at the time, i just had my seamoth at max...

It was okay ok but i think book of life was a much better movie