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  1. j00t

    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    Wait a minute, so you're saying that it doesn't make sense that the government wants oversight of sentient weapons of mass destruction and will use hyperbole to get that oversight?
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    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    Both cap and Tony's opinions were nuanced enough that they were both right, and both wrong. Tony was dead on when he said they need to be kept in check. They do. Cap was dead on when he said that they would be kept in check by people with political agendas. They would be. While I think zemos...
  3. j00t

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Nope, real character. And she's beaten the entire marvel universe.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    sure, but technically, so did hulk, yet he's always associated as being an avenger. different, i know. hulk was a founding member but left in like, the second issue? squirrel girl didn't join for quite some time though i don't remember how long she stayed. great lakes avengers has a special...
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    you forgot squirrel girl. it'll make 2 billion world wide.
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    i don't know her from anything else, so i just assumed her "annoyingness" was sansa, and not the actress herself.../shrug
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Here's the m night shamalayan twist where she's already got AIDS. she got it from her multiple side pieces. She's being all loving and physical because she trying to make sure HE gets AIDS too.
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    i think they still say that, it's just the "they" that changed. he's the first mutant character created by marvel, not the first chronological mutant.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    with any luck, they'll look like a new hope. time is a flat circle, yo
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    it's not an opinion that movie genres can be tied very closely to a specific period of time and then the audience gets burned out of that genre. musicals and westerns are two of the greatest examples. i think, overall marvel is doing a great job of stemming that tide by having each movie be a...
  11. j00t

    The Video Thread

    i love the voice at that point. he says "God" with such a total lack of anything but complete and utter irritation that he can't go more than 2mph. there's absolutely no sound of terror in his voice. that's the sound of a dude who's 5 minutes late to work and a police officer decided to pull him...
  12. j00t

    Deadpool (2016)

    it's great now, but it sets up a dangerous precedent for either giving actors too much say or not paying them when they should. i know ryan reynolds did a lot of those spots for free. they just sat in a studio when everyone was gone and filmed deadpool advertising. almost as a joke, but almost...
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    Ghostbusters (2016)

    the remakes of total recall and robocop got PLENTY of flack. it's just that no one really cared about total recall (the new one). they hardly did any advertising, from what i remember. and robocop had a lot of wishful thinking with michael keaton being in it. but those films got flack almost...
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    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    Yeah... I should really stop reading the forum after taking my ambien....
  15. j00t

    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    i don't even understand this statement.
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    Sure, you'd need an origin just to bring everyone up to speed. But you can do it without it taking up 2/3rds of the film. Take a page out of deadpool's playbook and show the origin through several flashbacks. Start them out as huge celebrities, then show the origin. Or you could show the origin...
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    Honestly, if and when marvel gets ff4 back, I think they'll do fine as long as they skip the origin story. Just start the movie off with them already being the first family of new York. In this day and age of superheroes, we don't need an hour of screen time devoted to "pre-nehative zone" ff4...
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    Favorite Porn Star?

    This begs the question... Since you guys love anal but hate interracial... Does a girl getting anal from a black dude cancel each other out or make it worse?
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    Batman: The Killing Joke (2016)

    it's good to hear conroy and hamil as batman and joker again. i'm really not a fan of the new animated voices they've been using.
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    Welcome Destron

    J49's wife??? For cereals????
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    Welcome Destron

    Who is destron?
  22. j00t

    Batman: The Killing Joke (2016)

    Wolverin: Origins had the same terrible art style. i wanted to enjoy that series so much but i just could not get past the art. what is it with giving such big stories to TERRIBLE artists?
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    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    there's a clip floating around (complete with vision in a cardigan sweater, lol) that shows cap and stark civil, but clearly emotionally explaining their sides. Cap's viewpoint is that whatever agency is in charge of them is going to have their own agenda. what happens when they send them...
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    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    That's flimsy. If I'm an assistant to some guy working on experimental particles and he insists on wearing a giant helmet but won't tell me why? Yeah, I'm not helping him anymore. And then I'm not doing ANYTHING on my own until I know what the helmet's for. Don't get me wrong, I really...
  25. j00t

    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    Because big characters have super strength. And small characters also have super strength
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    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    Problem with cross, is that he was clearly homicidal BEFORE he is even shown to have a working yellow jacket suit. On to our that, his arc was carbon copied from Obadiah stane. I mean, he wasn't a BAD villian... He was just a vehicle for Antman to be a hero against.
  27. j00t

    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    Outside of Loki, all of Marvel's villians have come up pretty short.
  28. j00t

    Favorite Porn Star?

    Aren't you gay? Isn't that some sort of confirmation bias?
  29. j00t

    Favorite Porn Star?

    i really don't get all the focus on anal. /shrug
  30. j00t

    Batman: The Killing Joke (2016)

    batman not killing works fine when we're talking about joker mostly just doing harassing type crimes. not even just joker but he stands out. but when you go from, joker filled the macy's day parade balloons with joker toxin! they're set to pop at 10am exactly and then everyone WILL LAUGH...
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    Batman: The Killing Joke (2016)

    That cover clearly shows batgirl as the victim. I think the idea was to show that being a victim and being a hero aren't mutually exclusive.
  32. j00t

    Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)

    Came here to post the same thing. I am disappoint
  33. j00t

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Ricey Hot Stuntaz?
  34. j00t

    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    I think some of it was the insane hype. Avengers 1 still had a healthy dose of skepticism because nothing like it had been done and worked. Then it came out and worked great. So avengers 2 comes out and everyone is expecting the same kind of results. It was a very enjoyable film. Had the same...
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    The biggest difference is there are ON SCREEN reasons in marvel movies if a character isn't a carbon copy of their comic book self. We have like, no real context for why Batman is old and bitter. I mean, we can assume since he's been doing this for 20 years. And there's the Robin suit... But we...