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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    opposite experience here. typically guys who talk/act like brobags are brobags. if there's anyone you don't want to fight it's a dumbass brobag
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    bro wtf? you're basically saying all disabilities have the same limitations.. in one fell comment.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    This is the exact truth. My buddy's family owns a company that repairs and sells these games & others. The claw is simply set to actually firmly grip things like 1/35.
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Clowney aint clownin around https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/Buo4VtdCUAAnbQp.mp4
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    oh ya no quoting needed. i bare my shame
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    let's go ahead and eliminate some scrubs actually - mathematically of course. Those who will not make the playoffs: 1. Cardinals 2. Rams 3. Bears 4. Vikings 5. Lions 6. Falcons 7. Bucs 8. Giants 9. Cowboys 10. Redskins 11. Steelers 12. Browns 13. Texans 14. Jags 15. Titans 16...
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    ahhhhh fuck me. fuck everything.
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    I typically call things I disagree with irrelevant too. I'm with you there.
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Yet here you are wasting 5-10 minutes of your time telling us that you refuse to read a news article because it will waste 5-10 minutes of your time. You okay bud?
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    lol? FiveThirtyEight
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Those of us who read national news? Read the fucking article.
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    or you could read it for the actual written content. +2.4 point diff. prior to spygate +2.4 after spygate thanks for coming Regime edit: also as if going to 2 since spygate doesn't exonerate him/them alone. puhlease. Ohhh.. so SPYGATE was the glue that stuck the ball to Tyree's...
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Welp that about destroys the "Spygate" argument from Patriot haters So in a nutshell you have sand in your vagina if you ever say anything about it again.
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    that.... is true. and bewildering
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Both? Not gonna happen. the Cardinals and Rams are almost guaranteed 4 losses between the 2 games w/ the Seahawks & 49ers.... and it's not like they're going to go 10-0 outside of the division.
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    not at all edit: ohhh but the refs mics are choppy
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    The Beer Thread

    on this glorious day i am enjoying.... jack & coke
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Also, time for a foozball season avatar i reckon
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    there are a lot of equally good teams this year. San Fran, Denver, Seattle, Patriots. In order I'd guess at their chance %s being - 10, 12, 13, 9... thats almost half of the possible outcomes contained there for 4/32 teams. Divide the remaining 56% among other good teams and it's no wonder...
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    only thing cooler than 80s zebra pants were 70s cross colors
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    John Elway ranks his personal list of top QBs It's a video, so spoiler: 1. Staubach 2. Marino 3. Jim Kelly 4. Joe Montana 5. Peyton Manning 6. Tom Brady
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    NBA 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Lebron lost a LOT of weight
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Other than Texas you'd think California would be mega-stadium mecca
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    feeling really really good about the Pats D this year.. Wilfork is back Mayo is back Revis Browner Jones Ninkovich McCourty... We'll see if paper meets reality.
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    it all started when darth belichick swooped in and took Ballard off waivers.
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Stephen A Smith, Patriots hater, supports domestic abuse and loses his job forever
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Going down to Pats training camp on saturday. Going to: 1. Buy a Revis jersey 2. Eat at Five-Guys 3. Get my Revis jersey signed
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Daniel Tosh has a good quote - "How about the phrase "Never hit a woman" ............... it sounds like a challenge. What if you just came home from work and she's drowned 2 of your kids, and shes going for the third. Can you pop the bitch then?"
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    so difficult that even hitting it a 1/3 of the time identifies that superior athletic people are capable of doing a lot more than the typical NFL punter. Tell me why we cant find a guy with the build of most NFL backers that can kick a fucking ball? Really, this is such an exclusive, rare...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    thats my buddy from high school. Ron Tellier. We called him Ro-Tel for short.
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    okay well the single most difficult thing in sports is hitting a fastball, so yea once again if good hitters can choose their spot then we should at least expect a great to perfect kick every time edit: hell even golf is 1000x more difficult. If tiger is putting balls on the green on his 2nd...
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    I don't know why they even allow the opponent to return the ball. I mean if professional baseball players can choose where to hit the ball, im pretty sure we should expect professional punters to be able to pretty much coffin kick like.... 100% of the time, every time.
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Coach Kevin Kelley of the Pulaski Bruins says don't punt
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Switching from times new roman to garamond can save the gov 400 million dollars
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    The Fast Food Thread

    interesting this was posted so recently. my wife bought some 100 calorie packs of cheezits and they are noticeably different than usual
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    Project 1999 - Making Norrath Great Again

    not a chance