Herb butter -
1 stick unsalted butter
1 tbsp sea salt
1/3 cup rosemary
1/3 cup thyme
mash that shit together, then roll it into a log with parchment paper. Refrigerate it for 2 hours and then baste the hell out of chicken and stuff.
The next time you see an OC looney at walmart or something... if you're daring just creep up on him and gently whisper into his ear...
"do you see why this isnt a good idea fella?"