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I have recurring dreams of a bathroom when I need to go piss during the night. It's always the same weird bathroom. Think normal stall height, but the toilets are jacked up to be flush with the top of the stall walls, always clogged and overflowing, and it's a huge bathroom, dozens of toilets...

Plenty of those fucks around UCF, and tons more in Jacksonville. I personally hate Florida, I've lived here like 20 years. I've been in Jacksonville, Daytona, Orlando, Ft Lauderdale, Miami, Tampa, and to me Florida is Florida, the same all over. Maybe the Keys are different, a better vibe maybe...

These people realize the bull gets eaten after the show, right? It's not like they just throw the body into a garbage bin. Sure, it's bloody, but so is MMA.

I usually end up out of breath, sweaty, and my dick smelling like cooch so I have to take a shower. I can jerk it and just wash up in the sink. Also, I have to somehow persuade a woman to sleep with me lol.

The urinal etiquette rule only applies if there are more than 2 urinals, and it's not a busy bathroom right? Otherwise, tough, I gotta piss.

only that one guy getting ice-picked

I was solely shopping for AWD cars, which rather limits my options when I was looking for a hatch with good cargo room, because I deliver medical equipment to peoples homes, and a lot of my deliveries are down dirt roads. I looked at a 2014 Audi Q5 the same day, pretty much the same setup, but...

It gets way better mileage than my Mazda3 did. Think it's rated at 29/36 epa estimate with the 2.0L boxer engine. Also, I was kinda trashing on the EyeSight a bit, lol. My last car had no frills whatsoever though, so keyless entry and push to start was all I was really looking for. Built in...