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  1. Aamry

    Those Asians

    Dude has two chicks fighting over him, must be packing some serious asian heat.
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    The Debate is Over...Literally!

    I'm an over the top guy myself.
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    RIP, Terry Pratchett

    To be fair, I only read his books last year. I'm 30, just never knew about him. Loved his writing.
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    First World Problems

    I have a few customers who own them. The Model S. I haven't heard anything negative about them except what's been mentioned elsewhere on this board. The Roadster is still my favorite, but I guess they don't offer it anymore?
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    Planet Fitness loves trannys

    I go to Bailey's Powerhouse Gym. I do believe they are local to Jacksonville, but they are all quite nice. All the muscleheads in there are super friendly too.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    No, I live in Jacksonville, that's why this shit rustled my jimmies. If I lived in the Gaza strip I assume it would be rote by now.
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    The average flaccid penis is 3.61", the average erect penis is 5.16"

    Completely flaccid I'm lucky to show bulge at all, maybe 2.5 inches. It's like a turtle in it's shell when it's cold out. Fully erect I'm around 6", good enough for the girls I go with.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Car fire on the bridge on the way home, so I was detoured 15 miles out of my way. Car fire on the detour, so I was stuck is traffic for an additional 20 minutes as they tapered a 3 lane highway down to 1 lane.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    It's White/Gold to me. But as it says in the vice article, we all perceive the world differently.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I bet she wants playable female characters in WWII video games as well.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Post no trespassing signs. Bear Traps.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Occasionally my co-worker and I will stop in at Burger King for breakfast, and every single damn time he gets pissed off that they don't have Honey. They never fucking have honey, they don't offer it for fucks sake, he just never gets it through his head.
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    First World Problems

    Isn't that more of a Jimmy rustle than a first world problem? I live in a lower income neighborhood, so I end up stuck behind people using WIC or foodstamps or whatever.
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    Your Own Photography

    Great shots, but funky looking Jeep, looks like an Isuzu Tracker
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    My new Dating Pool

    90% sure she's from Czech or Ukraine or something, since I think Woodman started her career. Not Miami. Be fascinating if someone lived down there to find out though.
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    Social Attitude Test

    Political Values Progressivism 60 Socialism 6.25 Tenderness 31.25 Your test scores indicate that you are a tough-minded cultural centrist; this is the political profile one might associate with a jaded materialist. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have an...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Please go back to posting hot trannies
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    Favorite T-shirts

    I find I get short shirts, but I'm tall and fairly average build. XL's are wider and fit my shoulders better, but don't seem any longer than a Large, and balloon at my waist.
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    The Rerolled Tits thread

    Feel free to post your wifestitsthough Johnny.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    We know this for a fact? Blue whales might be fucking geniuses, but can't talk about it with non-whales.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Question Johnny: Do you tell any of these cum-guzzling whores that say they love you, that you love them in return?
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    Happy MLK Day

    It's too bad he died prior to being able to enjoy his own holiday.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Guilty until proven innocent nowadays.
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    First World Problems

    If I owned a Ferrari I'd be getting that shit detailed for sure, not scrubbing it with that shitty foaming brush.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Shell Fuel Perks? how much money do you spend at that store? It's $50 per $.05 off per gallon where I'm at.
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    Path of Exile

    RIP at 56 with my Incinerate Templar on Bloodlines, so sad, my highest hardcore character yet. Damn ledge Totem boss.
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    Grim Fandango Remastered

    I've never personally been disappointed with a DoubleFine game. They can be weird, but Grim Fandango fits their M.O.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    You just go. Right of Weight, lol
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    "You know, when it feels like your mind is trapped in a bottle? Jees Matil" My co-worker says flustrated. That's a good ideal. I can go on and on.
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    My new Dating Pool

    You have the plainest fucking house, if that is in fact your house. You let them shoot up at your house as well?
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    First World Problems

    Percocet? It takes like an hour for me to crank one out on those.
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    First World Problems

    Being in construction, I've seen people bring their dogs into Lowes and Home Depot all the time, all acting like it isn't a retail store.
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    First World Problems

    Had to Hoss it up, sitting on the porcelain?
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    My current partners vag is like niagra, but when we do anal I still need to use a little KY to get started. Maybe she has a dry sphincter.
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    The Video Thread

    Is this a scene from Prometheus 2?
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    THE Drunk Thread

    I guess I either need to move to Kuwait, or start drinking more.
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    Looks great Erik. Love bikes.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    1. It's Donald Glover, who is awesome. 2. He is correcting the person using the phone for video so it's landscape instead of portrait.
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    My new Dating Pool

    In his defense, Destiny is an excellent stripper/whore name.
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    Path of Exile

    Thanks for the tip. I've never even seen a Tornado Shot, so I'm working with an Ice Shot/Poison Arrow right now.