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I haven't gone to Sonic even once since they opened stores in CT 3 years ago. It's one of the most expensive fast food places and has some of the worst food of them all.

I don't have any room for gym equipment or else I would. I live in a second floor apartment as well so that's just not going to happen

The act of cheating, the sexual part of it, to me isn't all that abhorring at all. It's understandable that many, maybe even most of us can't be faithfully monogamous forever and remain happy. But when you feel like a relationship has run its course you should at least be honest with the...

That's what I get for defending him.

Because you can't predict when the world will finally be ready for your Vision.

BUT I'M THIRSTY NOW CAD!

I really need to start bringing a water bottle with me. It's so annoying when I step off something for a second to go to the fountain, come back, and someone is unracking my weights.

It is a marker. I do that. Not to hold it while I go to another machine though... just when I grab some water since for whatever reason I never bring a water bottle with me to the gym.

So what's the scoop with this show? Does it suck? How come nobody is talking about it?

There was a season 2? Holy shit they actually greenlit that shit for a season 3... which airs this month. Da Fuq?

I don't know what you guys are complaining about. They just revealed a sweet new defense system. Defense is now called Armor, Dodge is now called Deflection, and Projectile Deflection is now called Dodge. It's pretty groundbreaking.

Trying to censor this thread because you don't like certain opinions is SJW horseshit. And nobody in our ranks should stand for such blue haired faggotry.

Niels is probably the most underrated ADC ever. The guy is supremely talented at positioning and when it comes to late game and dishing out damage while not putting yourself in danger... he's one of the best in the world.

Keg isn't trolling. He's giving his honest opinion. But men on their way to a second divorce can't handle the enlightenment of happy single men in this thread. EDIT: Though I do think only cowardly men who have no fortitude or resolve would make fools of their wives by cheating before...

Pumpkin flavored shit is basically The Matrix in real life. There is no pumpkin. It's butternut squash, because ignorance is bliss.

Yea, send her my way would ya?

And you might get small snake looking worms with your food at Wendy's

Bros, is there a trolling shit test? I smell a troll.

Based on the information I have... The Amazon

Who's better in bed. Amazon or your wife?

I get sleep paralysis about once a month. Shit is fucked up!

I hope you just showed her your raw dick and said "It's finally happened. You've turned into your mother"

"You gotta lick it before I stick it" isn't an old chinese proverb for nothin

Admit it. You've been drunk for the past 15 years.

Her old toothbrush is getting fat and lazy, she's looking to upgrade.

Do both of you really not know how the body works? You can't just shove it in there ASAP with no foreplay whatsoever. It doesn't matter how old she is it's gonna be dry at first and cause chaffing. You married folks are clueless sometimes I tell ya what...

That's like... Plan F man.

Just preparing in case she said "I'm pregnant and I'm keeping it!"

Got a message from the 21 year old this morning saying she went and got the morning after pill yesterday.

Yea I like that approach too "You thought you were the first bad bitch I ever dated?"

Nah, they're used to disappointment. Try dumping a hot broad sometime. It's hell on earth.

I only have one weiner dirk... I assure you

You know what they say. If her face isn't super, wait what? All I want is the pooper.

That's all I go for. Makes scoring way easier.

I was pretty drunk so I can't say for sure how good my timing was. I mean... I wasn't Noodle drunk... but I was pretty drunk

It always is. I actually put up a half-hearted fight (she basically forced herself into my hotel room after the wedding) but the dick wants what the dick wants sometimes.

I suggested it but I can't make her do anything. I was on Long Island at a wedding so I don't live anywhere near her or really know her. Just hoping she's not completely stupid... but she is 21...

I raw dogged a 21 year old who isn't on birth control this weekend. Invariably one of the dumber things I've done in my life and with a girl who is way younger than I've ever let myself be stupid with before. I don't think I've touched a woman who was younger than 25 in the last 5-6 years. I...