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  1. Phazael

    Zarna Garg: One in a Billion (2023)

    Maria Bamford was the last female comedian I thought was actually funny and that was seeing her almost 15 years ago. Before that? I struggle to come up with even one set I saw that I found genuinely funny. Maybe some of Judy Tanuda's material or Rosanne Barr, but that was limited doses and...
  2. Phazael

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    Sorry @Denamian my team tried to blow that game, but the Chargers were not about to let anyone out Charger them.
  3. Phazael

    AssHat 2023 Final Round!! Do it!

    All you have to do is notice something and he shows up like its the Hebrew Bat Signal.
  4. Phazael

    AssHat 2023 Final Round!! Do it!

    Wormie. Sorry comrade, but even if you are a Jew you are not going to beat the second coming of George Soros, the man who turned the entire community around here into Stormfront single handedly. @Mario Speedwagon must feel humbled at how well verbal IQ walking Schlomo stereotype has done the...
  5. Phazael

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    This. That shit started in the fucking 70s and got recycled like the newer generations due with every movie these days. And Richard Gere was the dude I first ever heard get the hamster up the ass rumor attributed to them. The players change, but the game always stays the same.
  6. Phazael

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    Speaking as a console peasant, on PS5 there are noticeable slowdowns during combat in larger number count fights, especially in the open in Lower City. There are some weird bugs with riding moving platforms and rafts. And of course the party member follow pathing is complete fucking aids...
  7. Phazael

    AssHat 2023 Final Four! Vote Now!

    Got to say this is one of the best final four lineups I can ever recall for this "award". This board has been on fire this year with the autism, retardation, and trolling. A true return to form. Araysar - Foler will forever be the Jim Kelly Bills, chocking deep in the playoffs (insert log...
  8. Phazael

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    This was, without a doubt, one of the most hilarious games I can ever recall watching. The reactions of the Manning Bros just added to the clown show that was the ending of that game. Bills fans are the Cowboys fans of the AFC and the salt flowing out of Buffalo after this is not...
  9. Phazael

    Dragon Age: Why We Can't Have Nice Things

    When this was announced and they stated who would be working on it, I thought at the time that this was going to end up being the Andromeda of the Dragon Age franchise. Everything I have heard since reinforces that belief, especially all the pussy hurt their leadership had over how good BG3 is.
  10. Phazael

    2023 AssHat Voting round 4!

    Arysar - Toughest choice, but no one derails threads like Araysar. Foler - Easy call here. Kirun - Still my dark horse pick to win it all. Wormie - Stormfront should pay him for how good he is at making people hate the tribe.
  11. Phazael

    2023 AssHat Voting round 3

  12. Phazael

    2023 AssHat Voting round 3

    Some serious heavy god tier asshats are getting bumped this round with this matchup list. Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Before this year, Brosyar was already among the most prolific and successful trolls on this board. This year with the Ukraine war to motivate him he really upped his game...
  13. Phazael

    AssHat 2023 Voting round 2!!

    Now that the pretenders are out of the way..... Araysar vs. Dicktrickle - Brosyar moves on based on his top tier trolling in multiple threads. Lightning Lord Rue vs. frenzied wombat - Frenzied let himself get sucked in by the Araysar trolling and sank to wormie levels over the Israel stuff...
  14. Phazael

    The Fall Guy (2024)

    Lee Majors was also in the somewhat prophetic Last Chase, a very underrated movie. Dude was legendary in his prime and even got a bit part in Vice City as a biker crime boss. I like Gosling for some of what he has done, but Majors was a fucking institution.
  15. Phazael

    Warhammer 40k

    Tyrran was mentioned in the old second edition books. Space Hulk introduced Gene Stealers to the game universe first and they are a vanguard organism meant to infiltrate and sample a developed world and signal the local hive fleets for when its time to come in. They are basically an extra...
  16. Phazael

    Dark Souls 1, 2, and 3...

    Yeah that weapon exists in nearly every souls game. If you are pure STR, it is arguably one of the best when fully upgraded, too.
  17. Phazael

    Dark Souls 1, 2, and 3...

    In the case of DS 2, there are rooms with pillars and initially you are barred from entering the portals there.
  18. Phazael

    Dark Souls 1, 2, and 3...

    Yeah if you are not going classic sword and board, Adaptability is extremely important in DS2. One thing that sets DS2 apart from other games in the series is that it has a larger number of optional bosses scattered around. The game is also much more linear after the first part of it, though...
  19. Phazael

    Dark Souls 1, 2, and 3...

    Depends greatly on what your build setup is. Also there are three boss soul venders in the game, so sitting on them for a while if you are playing without spoilers is a good idea. If you are doing the Unga Bunga thing, the sword from the Last Giant is pretty damn good until later on. The...
  20. Phazael

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    Hey he came in with an honest question on a deceptively complex topic. There are lots of reasons to bust Tuco's balls, but this was a legitimate inquiry.
  21. Phazael

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    Yes. You are denying the enemy one of its potential actions per turn, changing it in your favor.
  22. Phazael

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    Naw its a good topic of discussion, actually. I think its just getting muddied in the translation a bit. Lets start over a second here, going with the monk example and comparing them to another basic character the fighter. At level one, the Monk is already out in front of the Fighter in terms...
  23. Phazael

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    Its a fairly well established concept in gaming, especially board gaming. I am not sure what the disconnect here is, unless you are pulling an Aryasar or something.
  24. Phazael

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    Lethality and Effectiveness of actions is a concern, but Action Economy is specifically about quantity. As I said, its a pretty major concept in gaming outside of video games (board games its huge, particularly in worker placement games). 5e is really tailor made to be a video game. I thought...
  25. Phazael

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    How many. Action Economy is a specific game concept in turn based games about having more turns/actions relative to someone else. In BG3, its about finding methods to fully utilize all of the action resources and increase their availability. Monks, as one example, are very strong in action...
  26. Phazael

    Star Trek: Strange New Worlds

    I actually do not have too much of an issue with the Uhura portrayal in SNW, since she is pretty consistently an emotional basket case that Spock tends to blow out of the water. Chapel is the one that got retconned into some sort of savant girl boss, but the actress is easy on the eyes and not...
  27. Phazael

    Star Trek: Strange New Worlds

    Star Trek wokeness was subtle. STD and whatever that fucking cartoon is tossed out all subtlety. Verdict is still out on Strange New Worlds, but aside from the musical episode, its been pretty descent. DS9 is the best Trek, followed closely by OG (especially the even numbered movies)...
  28. Phazael

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    Wtf is that thing singing the anthem?
  29. Phazael

    Star Trek: Infinite

    There was already a game like this about a decade ago. Was alright, but not special aside from the factions having some unique win conditions (Feds could win through peace, Romulans with an ally, ect).
  30. Phazael

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    This was pretty much my exact experience and the exact feelings of my wife and I. The biggest tragedy here is knowing the potential that was wasted.
  31. Phazael

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    This bowling, and cheese.
  32. Phazael

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    LOL I figured rogers would get hurt behind that offensive line but I thought he would last more than one series. All that hype and money down the fucking drainl ol.
  33. Phazael

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    Yet more heartbreak for chargers fans, it looks like.
  34. Phazael

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    Having launched both games, I can say Vikings and bears are objectively terrible. And probably belong in the discussion for worst team in the league.
  35. Phazael

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    I bet the bears fans are happy. They spend all that money on defense just to get blown out. Even worse by the guy who used to hold Roger's Clipboard..