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  1. Phazael

    'Superman' star Margot Kidder dead at 69

    One of a long series of 80s brunette stars who went completely batshit for some reason. Still, sad to see her pass.
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Blame Keg and Scratch. Everyone is tightening up their assholes out of fear of losing this place, not realizing that doing so in effect fulfills that fear.
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Put me in the skeptical but buying it for now camp. On the one hand, these two are unrepentant trollers who have nothing better to do with their time. On the other hand, they are both such townie pieces of shit that it is completely believable. If this is fake, they are probably laughing...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Still does not explain what happened to her ass. Cpt Marvel should not have a more manly ass than Spider-Man.
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    Westworld

    Are their any tits on this show yet?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I am kind of like you (german upbringing) in the one and done category, plus I cannot imagine a better fit for me than my wife (who is also my best friend). I am a fat bastard and no lawyer, so fishing for gold diggers is not an option, but I have to think that it is unfulfilling unless getting...
  7. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah if that's the case, then she was probably not comfortable enough to have him pop in. She still over-reacted in a "my uncle once touched me in my no no place" kind of way and that (combined with sending nudes) is another crazy red flag, but Voyce is probably in the wrong in that scenario...
  8. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No idea how long you have been married, but I am guessing its similar to me. The nature of the game has changed so much in just the last few years and when you are older, finding an available women without tons of baggage is impossible. Even if the nature of the game itself had not changed...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    a_skeleton_03 is probably right, but I do think there is merit to the argument that Cad has it so well that he does not have a reasonable grasp of the current state of dating. I have friends playing the field and it is fucking terrifying. The internet ramped up the easy hookup options over...
  10. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think you over-reacted, but she set off some odd red flags there so you are likely better off. I get not wanting to admit fault, but a simple "I am sorry I didn't communicate more clearly about this." might have worked better to salvage your pride and calm her down. But it sure seems like...
  11. Phazael

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    I actually like the actor that they picked to play Han, having seen him in other things (Hail Caesar in particular) where he was good. But he definitely is miscast in this role. I am not sold on the Lando choice, either, but I stuggle to think of anyone who might be a better fit in that part...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He needs to contact the bank asap and freeze the account. Then he needs to lawyer up, pronto. The sooner he tags this as fraudulent, the faster he can get answers and the better case he can make when the inevitable happens and she turns up in some other ex-jarheads studio apartment burning...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This. Cad is probably trying to gin up some more business for his industry. Or he has never had to defend himself in the court of public opinion from a psycho woman.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Cad, you are a smart pragmatic guy. How does that USUALLY pan out? How is a hidden camera going to be portrayed by her bulldyke feminist lawyer in court? All she has to do is paint a picture of either being controlled with the surveillance or imply entrapment (if hidden cameras are even legal...
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    What are your top 5 funniest movies?

    Snatch Animal House 1941 Tropic Thunder Hot Fuzz No particular order, but those are my five that consistently make me laugh no matter how many times I see them. Honorable mention to Big Lebowski.
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    RIP R. Lee Ermey

    The man was awesome on many levels and generated a lot of good press and respect for the USMC. They just don't make men like that anymore. Rest in Peace, Mr. Ermey.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Youare a lawyer. What happens when he retaliates in that situation? Legaly and in court.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Seriously, unless there is a weapon in her hands, there is NEVER a reason to ever even threaten a woman with physical violence. It makes you less than a man and gives her the moral high horse on every fight and dispute that ever follows. Seriously, Lend, I talk a lot of shit at you but if...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Isnt that more or less mandatory for even a forehead kiss in Canada these days?
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    Ready Player One (2018)

    Half in the Bag review is pretty spot on, for the most part. I personally, did not care about the abundance of CGI. My main issue was that the real world was not bad enough to justify all of humanity checking out on RL for the oasis, let alone the hellscape the book presented. Well, that and...
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    Ready Player One (2018)

    PS- I actually like Stanley Kubrick and his works a great deal, but watching Spielberg try to ape him on screen lately irritates me for reasons I cannot entirely grasp.
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    Ready Player One (2018)

    On further reflection, I like it less than I did when I walked out. I went in looking forward to some 80s noir and future dystopian world, but left with the same kind of disappointment I had after I left The Last Jedi. If I had to point to two things, I would say the inept world building and...
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    Ready Player One (2018)

    Saw it this afternoon with the wife who read the book all I knew about it going in was the horrible Wil Wheaton audiobook we listen to well we were on the way to Texas when we moved here. Not knowing the story I put it as one of Spielberg's worst movies. He should just resurrect Kubriaks cock...
  24. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not sure if you have had a live in woman long enough to know this, but a lot of women insist on the lower sitting seat being down while the lid is up at all times so they can take a shit late at night in the dark. Its amazing how much the act of lifting a lid at 3am infuriates women. And I am...
  25. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife likes to leave odd utensils and bowls from things she snacks on all over the fucking place and it drives me insane. So I started just running the dishwasher every morning and doing a general pickup and its been pretty cathartic for my OCD. I still have no fucking clue how she burns...
  26. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think you would be shocked at how progressive and equal my marriage is, we just don't pretend that we are somehow immune to basic biology and millions of years of inherited evolutionary behavior. I am guilty of plenty of male bullshit that my wife lets slide, because its not important and I...
  27. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Stereotypes and generalizations are popular because they are generally true. I agree they are not the end of assessing the individual, but they are a good starting point. I am curious to hear your theory on the origins of Noodle's argument with the Mrs, and possible solutions. Or do you just...
  28. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    From an evolutionary standpoint, women are more material and insecure, so they see all resources as theirs and that kind of bitching is just a re-affirming of that control. Some women are more conscious of it than others, but a traditional woman from the kind of background Mrs Noodle is from...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Married to a Latino woman? Yeah, I am with Noodle on this. He needs to pick his battles and not even engage on stupid shit. Chances are she is feeling shitty about herself and looking for a fight so she can project the blame on him. My wife does this shit occasionally, but she usually...
  30. Phazael

    Titans guide to picking a good woman.

    Seriously, why the hell did this get Rickshawed?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Some of that comes with age, but its nice when you don't have to do the whole princess dance and just be actually helpful in a relationship. Way back when I was dating, the whole bullshit gesture thing is what I hated the most. Nowadays, when I get my wife flowers it fucking means something...
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    Titans guide to picking a good woman.

    If there is a black dildo in her collection, that's a pretty solid indicator that the pussy has some wear on it. If its bigger than her arm and is stored with a jar of lube, that snapper probably has almost zero tread on it.
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    Titans guide to picking a good woman.

    Yeah that's what I meant by a humblebrag. Thing is I actually agree with a lot of what he is saying, when he is not regurgitating puritanical bullshit about sex, but a guy who has banged only ten women or less thinking he is good in bed.... based on what evidence exactly? Feedback from the...
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    Titans guide to picking a good woman.

    See, here is where you kind of take a turn for the puritan (and also sneak in a humble brag). I would contend that building a marriage with sex as one of its primary pillars is doomed to failure, no matter HOW many dicks she rode. I actually think Khane has the right idea here, at the basic...
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    Titans guide to picking a good woman.

    Agree for the most part, but I think I have a hard time accepting #1 as an absolute. Statistics are there, though. I think the sex partners thing comes down to the kind of people involved. Smart, rational, confident people who do not put sex near the top of their priority lists probably will...
  36. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I bet the whole banging other chicks after she had kids had zero to do with her checking out on the relationship..... This is going to come off as harsh, but she probably was dead inside and too nice to say anything until your shift change made her resentment of the thing something she could no...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That disjointed notation wounds my soul. I hope that's a troll job, but its likely not. Oblig Vanessa related pic:
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Maybe, maybe not. Favre threw picks all over the fucking place and, durability and superbowl rings aside (he actually has more appearances and more playoff wins) is worse than Rogers in every statistical measurable way. But he was a shit ton more fun to watch, because he could just randomly...