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  1. Phazael

    The Orville

    Dude drinks like a fish and is a high functioning alcoholic by all accounts, so your seeing drunk face and the long terms effect of boozing. Though he threw his hat in with the SJWs a bit, I will give this a go as I have been reasonably entertained by anything he as done and like his highbrow...
  2. Phazael

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Once you get the better axes and armor, Fran starts rivaling the other DPS people. The random nature of Axes and lifting of the 10k damage cap make it a great option against high defense enemies and the one area where Fran dominates is the Vitality stat. That stat pumps axe and hammer damage...
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    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    WM/BM is fairly terrible, due to the lack of swiftness and HP ranks in their boards. You end up with a slow casting piece of tissue paper. I strongly suggest pairing white mage up with either Samurai or Ninja/Hunter (Makes a ridiculously good tank) to get the most out of the class. Black...
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    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    The exceptions to that are Fran makes a decent Gun or Axe class person and Vaan makes a top tier wizard. But generally, the whole woman nuke, man smack thing applies. Really, though, pairing a fast class with a slow class (total access to swiftness levels) is the main thing you need to concern...
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    Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)

    The chick was ok, but barely. The dude was just fucking terrible on levels I have not seen outside of a made for sci-fi channel flick. Her trying to make banter with him makes her seem even worse. Like if you took the roguish guy and the lesbot 3000 from Dark Matter and put them in the roles...
  6. Phazael

    Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018)

    Where they screwed up was Idris's character rescuing her was when she was supposedly like three or something. But its not really worth discussing, since there is so much else to mock about that movie. Like I said, I will likely go see the second one, but if its another 2 hours of fighing in...
  7. Phazael

    Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018)

    If you sat down and did the math on the ages of the rang rang girl and the main "I am Christian Bale Batman" dude, he is like 30 something and she is at most 16. I want to say it was a fuckup on the writer's part, but it is heavily anime inspired, so........
  8. Phazael

    RIP Chester Bennington

    Bellamy is a ridiculously gifted singer who is able to belt out opera level quality vocals live. Urie is pretty solid, too (theres an amazing live cover of Bohemian Rhapsody on YouTube), though there music is not my personal favorite. The vocals on Knights of Cydonia alone are better than...
  9. Phazael

    Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)

    Yeah it was all mostly pale skinned smooth things (which SJWs took issue with, lol) for the most part. Believable hair is harder to reproduce with CGI, but the pearl aliens did look cool.
  10. Phazael

    RIP Chester Bennington

    Also Queen was about as apolitical as any band ever. They played a show in South Africa at the height of apartheid ffs. They had one song about gun control and another one about indians, but that was it. Pretty much every other mainstream band has had an opinion, though, since the 80s. And...
  11. Phazael

    RIP Chester Bennington

    If you expect me to feel insecure about my taste in music from someone who idolizes Creed, you are in for some disappointment. Also, why no love for Prong?
  12. Phazael

    RIP Chester Bennington

    Go back and listen to Queen 2 (1973) and Kind of Magic (essentially the Highlander soundtrack from 1985) , then get back to me. Christ the drummer from Queen had better pipes than Chester, ffs. Also, Katmandu and like every Muse song ever pretty much shred that assertion. Shit if screaming in...
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    RIP Chester Bennington

    Ministry has the best two songs of that group (One Fix, Jesus Built my Hotrod), but as much as one might hate Vedder's politics, Ten, Yield, and Backspacer were phenomenal albums that dominated the charts and two of those came after they basically told the entire music industry establishment to...
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    RIP Chester Bennington

    Freddie Mercury did it better, for longer, with aids on top. Bob Seeger started twenty years before this twat and still has pipes to belt out Katmandu. Daltry, Plant, Lemmy, Hagar, Bonn Scott and Paul Rogers all had careers longer that that Anhero was alive, too. He wasn't even the best of...
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    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    The Bomb King is meant to remind you to use quickenings to bypass certain mechanics (a key thing for certain harder bosses/hunts), but if you just want to plain power him down, its pretty trivial to have 80-100 attack weapons by that point, just remember to slot in gear that pumps STR at the...
  16. Phazael

    RIP Chester Bennington

  17. Phazael

    Fahrenheit 451 (2018)

    The book is a classic. No way this works. It will be the liberal version of Atlas Shrugged the movie.
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    Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)

    @Vaclav Hardly. The entire soundtrack (outside of Space Oddity and the orchestral stuff) was modern R&B hip-hop crap (like even a rap version of Staying Alive, instead of the original), as a two second google search will show. And its funny you mention the Kool Aid man scene, because it...
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    Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018)

    You mean the pedo relationship? Seriously, of all the shit to be authentic Japanese about, I could have lived without the Pedo crap. First movie was terrible, outside of Pearman and Day. I expect this one to be worse, but will still spend money on it because I am borderline gay for Karl Urban.
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    Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)

    Only if you mean Mass Effect Andromeda..... @Angerz My wife and I completely agree about the sub titles at the beginning. It ruined what was one of the better sequences of the film, but I guess if your sound track is crammed with rap music and you have Rhianna in it, your target audience is...
  21. Phazael

    Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)

    I really wanted to like this movie, and for a few minutes I had hope. The opening sequence that explains the universe and sets the back story was extremely well done and had an epic sci-fi fantasy feel to it. Then the main actor showed up..... The dude is a cross between Dracula fake Texan...
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    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Not to mention if you spend all of about an hour abusing trial mode you will have all passives maxed and several items of note ahead of time. Plus the class system and limited board from it pretty much mean you are going to max out everything on it prior to Archadia, even if you are not trying...
  23. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah trying to get my wife to get her funbags checked out since she is closing in on 50 and never goes. She hates doctors more than I do, which is saying something, but as a native Californian with a huge natural set of cans and ginger complexion, she is fairly high risk for that kind of shit.
  24. Phazael

    Doctor Who

    I would not go that far, but it was way more interesting as a love interest than Rose. Fuck that whore, seriously. The only time I remotely liked her was in the 50th anniversary when she was not playing Rose, but the Moment. Its hard to establish a real concrete storyline on that because they...
  25. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    For someone as shallow as you sound, absolutely not. You said it yourself, kind of. If she really is a ten, she is used to not having to fix her crazy because people will just put up with it to fuck her. That's great fling material, but in no way relationship material.
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    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    I get why people did not like 8, though I personally liked the story. The good news is if you skip the optional bullshit and do a little grinding on Hell Island, you can blow right through the game fairly quickly. Its only a long game if you try to nab all of the optional shit or fuck around...
  27. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    @Mist re:DAI I liked the party based RPG and felt the core story was descent enough. My biggest complaint was not being able to get my scissors on with the obvious lesbian, Cassandra. Its sort of a less refined version of FF12 in a lot of ways and gearing up and hunting the dragons sucked me...
  28. Phazael

    Doctor Who

    Dude do you actually watch the show? The Capaldi Xmas episode pretty much cemented their relationship.
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    Doctor Who

    Remember that BBC is heavily invested in the SJW shit (as anyone who has watched their shows the last couple years already knows) and pushing it for all they are worth. I have long said that a Hellen Mirren type would make a good female Doctor, and that sort of looks like what we got. But the...
  30. Phazael

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Yeah 15 is the first main series game that I passed on. 13 was the ME:A of the series for me.
  31. Phazael

    Dark Souls 2

    Only if you extinct the halls before him and have summons. Solo and having to fight to him? Completely different story. LOL @horsefuck valley. I could have accepted everything else about that area, except for the restricted visibility. I fucking hate it when games go "LOL Helen Keller...
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    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Machinist is probably the worst class in the game, but its still workable when paired with something flexible but slow. Basically, you want to pair fast class with slow class as much as possible and then maybe make sure every character has access to both ranged and mele ability to some degree...
  33. Phazael

    War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)

    Yeah its actually a loose remake of theach original fourth film in many ways, which was really dark for the time. As I said, not an action movie. As for the humans fighting each other, that's pretty much a given, end of civilian or not. Just ask Katrina survivors. And it's a staple of nearly...
  34. Phazael

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    I liked ff12 a lot. As an old guild leader, it was like playing an mmo without the drama and retards.
  35. Phazael

    War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)

    Perhaps a nice Michael Bay film might be more to your liking?
  36. Phazael

    Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

    The movie forum needs an Edgelord rating.....
  37. Phazael

    War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)

    Liked it a lot. It did not do the obvious, in most cases. Also, good nods to the originals all over the place. Its not an action movie, but a nihilistic post apoc movie.
  38. Phazael

    Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

    This wasn't an origin story. And Lithose already addressed the spider sense thing. MCU is flattening power levels on its characters to make better stories. Full on spider sense Spider-Man is fairly OP.
  39. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Its not a farce when it helps bridge a communications divide, but I have never heard of it ever fixing anything else.
  40. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Unless Frostbyte wrote all the cringe worthy dialog about trannies and hired blue hair sound techs to be main character voice actors, it was not the main reason MEA sucked.