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Not that it matters, but I did say half a week, so I guess the retarded thing is your reading comprehension? I understand, though, since you were probably in a hurry to get to the part of the post involving you giving Brady a happy ending.

I was a relentless a_skeleton_03 basher on the prior boards. Taking on this responsibility gets him some slack. He is not imposing his political views on the board or letting two attention whores take giant shits all over the place. A minor lapse in judgement from time to time is not a big...

Abstaining. No way Moon Bat should have ever lost. The dude is the New England Asterisks of Asshattery.

Abstaining. No way Moon Bat should have ever lost. The dude is the New England Asterisks of Asshattery.

Grinding down the field is different than parking the ball one square out with two guards and then spending the entire half raping someone's roster. I respect the cage grind and its the main way ball control teams win (Dwarves, Ogres, Nurgle, some Zon builds), but if you want to keep new people...

Mace is interesting and great for clearing trash, but it never did it for me against boss monsters, so I stopped using it pretty much after the pirate city part of the game. The two handed clubs, while requiring really precise timing, are fun as hell though.

Rewriting the history books is step to in the Orwellian playbook of how to take over a culture. IF you think this shit isn't harmful, remember most dipshits think they know everything about the battle of Thermopylae from watching 300.

I think the Pats will likely win (though I am rooting for ATL), but its not going to be easy. I expect this game to be a great deal like their first SB appearance under Brady, actually. ATL did get inside rush on the Packers, but that was only after we lost two starters on the line. The Pats...

So I think what we have learned here is that Uber is the sort of cunt who will make multiple avatar gets and Burnem is the kind of cunt who requires a notary present to hold to his bets. Everyone is a loser here, including us for witnessing this shitshow.

PS- You're both terrible people, but Uber is mostly correct.

At least the NFC North typically has two playoff teams every year and not always the same two. Sanchez era Jets were the last team to ever even challenge the Pats for the division. And the Fins got in this year for the same reason NE coasted to the SB; they got to play the AFC South and the...

I don't think a team has ever had an easier path to the SB in the salary cap era than New England. At least they might have to work a little to win another ring. Not really Darth Bill's fault that the entire rest of the AFC sucks balls, though. On the Packers front, Ted needs to go. This...

The pats D thrives on taking the main weapon away and Atlanta really doesn't have one. If Atlanta plays as well on D as they did today they should be a tough game for the Asterisks, certainly tougher than anything in the AFC has given them. Both teams are mostly healthy, too. But I don't rule...

Agree, but the problems with this team this year involve the secondary and a general allergy to free agency. We were lucky to get this far after hamstringing our own roster this bad. If we had any other QB we would have been a sub 500 team.

Packers fans tend to be more realistic about our team and (in my personal experience) Falcons fans tend to be a bit classier than most, probably a conscious effort to be a better fan base after the Vick dog stuff and the Glanville years.

Well at least McFatass is on pace to beat old Marty's record for losing conference championship games. He's already lost three of them.

People will call for Capers head again after this, but the fact is even when healthy our secondary has zero talent beyond Clinton-Dix and you can't stop a top tier offense like Atlanta without actual talent in the backfield. The moment the offense sputters we get spanked and can't come back...

That's why we should have kept Khun another year. Dude knew how to pick up a blitz, catch a pass, and had one fumble his entire career. Ripkowski, not so much.... Grats SB Falcons. The air finally came out of the balloon for us.

Cad vs. LulzSect Not even a contest. Tolan vs. Tanoomba Seems like a major showdown, but I guarantee that Tolan is not on as many ignore lists as Moonbat. Woolygimp vs. Screamfeeder Wooly could be alive and shitposting ten times as much as he did and still not catch Bottomfeeder. olscratch...

This looks familiar.

If the Packers had not gotten hit with the flu this close to the game, I would have at best given them a 50/50 shot at this game. The only playoff team the Falcons have beaten in the last couple months were the Seahawks who suck balls on the road and were beat to shit. Most of their win...

@MethHawk- Pats cheat more, they are just better at it like everything else for the most part. But like I said earlier, the cover-up is what gets you busted and Carrol admitted to doing it immediately. They will get a slap on the wrist, at best.

Packers got hit with it too. Assuming Falcons are not a mirage (they had an easier schedule than the Pats), that probably seals the win for them. Rodgers has never played well while ill. Word is he and several of the receivers came down with that bug.

Cad vs. popsicledeath Neither is an asshat, so I flipped a coin. LulzSect vs. Hoss Lulsect is going to go deep in this until he hits a real contender. Gravel vs. Tolan Like this is even a real contest. tanoomba vs. Big Flex Just crown Moonbat already Tuco vs. Wollygimp No contest...

@Gankak It was five guys over a two year period, and Sheman weaseled out of it on a technicality. The bulk of the other four guys had their suspensions spread out over the season (except Barbre who got cut before he could serve the suspension). I won't say its a Seahawk problem, but it is...

This whole bunch of Bayless commentary came about specifically because of stuff Jerry (and to a lesser extent Garret) spouted. And its not really a cliché. No QB has ever done well when they are looking over their shoulder, especially rookies. There is literally no downside to the Dallas FO...

Went last year with my flier elves: But had better luck later in the year with Forces of Nature. Whether the wife and I go this year will depend on how we feel and if I can get my trident crap done in time. Alamo is still the best event in Texas (we have done to LW, Bayou, and Alamo in...

I've actually made that joke myself multiple times in this thread. The problem with the Cowboys situation is Jerry is being retarded and could show some leadership here by putting his foot down early instead of stirring the shitpot and letting others do it.

I'd agree, except Jerry is saying stupid shit and he is the one who signs the checks.

Considering they got to stagger their Aderrol suspensions over the course of a season, I doubt that will withstand appeal. Plus at least Sneaky Pete owned up to it immediately. It wasn't the deflation that got Brady, it was the coverup.

Only if you are retarded enough to keep hand waving the thuggish sore lose behavior of the Roidhawks in nationally televised games. Even the worst of the NE and Cowboys fans have more dignity than that. Skip Bayless is a better sport than the Seattle Seahawks; let that sink in. Also, What...

The likely winners this year are going to be Trump haters, so maybe something Trump-Maga-ish?

My parents have their summer rental near one of the assistant coaches from the Colts and he pretty much says the same exact thing. They think that they can get carried to a championship with another Pey Pey, but even Manning had a lot more talent around him than they are putting around Luck...

Popsicledeath vs. Wormie - Dumps his perfectly awesome wife for a younger dumber version. Tolan vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert - Love hearing how the world works from a 13 year old northeastern wasp. tanoomba vs. lumi - Wold be hard, ordinarily, if the new lumi was not so obviously a fake Lulsect...

Same here, mostly because 3 broke a lot of things in the game and had so few viable builds. DS3 was also significantly easier than every other game in the series, aside from BB post Ludwigs. The one awesome exception was the Storm Lord fight, which is probably one of the best ones in the...

Grinding is fine. In fact, its a basic necessity for Dwarves, Nurgle, or Ogres. I am talking about assholes who spam CLAWPOMB on a chaos team and leave the ball sit there on the ground while they kill people and turn 16 foul. Building rosters up is a lot more fun and keeps losing players...

I thought the first DZ book added the wizard back? Oh well, I mostly hate the whole "fuck your roster into the ground" thing for post season that makes teams that need a season or two to become workable (Ogres, Nurgle, Khemri, ect) and level slow completely shafted. They also pussed out on...

Women are practiced liars by nature. Faking an orgasm is just the ultimate expression of this. /patriarchy

If the Asterisks win another SB and Brady and Darth Bill give shout outs to their boy Trump there will likely be some millennials that vandalize a starbucks or something, but that's about the extent of Boston rioting.

Been trying forever to get working rom files for Xain's Sleena (aka Solar Warrior) for years without success. I have just about every other arcade machine emulated on my big TV. Been messing around with the old Retron lately and replaying Chrono Trigger and Zelda (SNES) again. Makes me want...