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At least he isn't contributing to the mess or getting in your way. Glass half full and all that....

This feeds nicely into the whole women hate other women trope, since the obvious conclusion is you have very few female friends as a result of disliking most other women, hence the small sample size.

Yeah unless there is a concrete plan to get together more permanently already worked out, there is nothing but failure ahead. This is not to say they can't be a friend you hook up with when they blow through town every once in a while, but trying to build a relationship over a distance with no...

Knowing nothing about the books, I enjoyed the series a great deal. They had excellent actors in all the key parts and it took some really neat turns to avoid being too tropey. The Chief from BSG as the bad guy and the assassin chick's electrician partner, in particular were great. I also...

The rock shit is fine, in a long term committed relationship/marriage once you are older. But both men and women are so fucked up and easily distracted/confused when they are in their sub-early 20s that there is no point in even trying to be that guy at that age. Once you pass 30 or so and are...

Khane and I have had our differences of opinion in this thread, but this statement right here is beer worthy in my eyes. Trollface, if you think ANY woman can work out relationship shit rationally, especially in your age group, well then I look forward to your further contributions in this...

This is actually sound advice. There is a difference between keeping female friends (one or both of you are married and do couple shit or one or both of you grant access to greener pastures) and being friendzoned. There is also a massive difference is making yourself an available future option...

Or more likely, she exhausted all of her other options (or ran out of ways to lead you on) and caved in. Not the most alpha tactic, but if you got your dick wet, then mission accomplished I guess.

This. If you want to be nice, you need to crush their feelings utterly, otherwise the 1% rule is in effect. That rule is, if taking a given action has at least a 1% chance of getting you laid, there is a 99% chance you will undertake said action as a male. Plus these guys are essentially beta...

Yeah the Vikings have more individual talent, but the Bucs are playing the best as a unit lately. That could be due to people overlooking them, of course.

If all you are in this for is to get your dick wet in taboo SJW sniz, then keep lying until it all blows up in your face hilariously. Then report back to us, of course. If you actually have an interest in this girl beyond that, you are missing a chance to start deprogramming her. Worse, you...

I think Tampa actually has the more talented defense of those three teams, to be honest. Where Tampa could get into trouble is on the offensive side of the ball, especially if the Dallas D starts getting some serious pass rush going. That game SHOULD be a lock for Dallas, but given the...

Seeing it tomorrow night at the Santa Anna Cineopolis. Frankly, I have been waiting for a dark Star Wars movie that compares to Empire, though I confess to finding TFA acceptable unlike most of the edgelords.

We do the dream dinner thing since neither one of us can cook worth a shit. Works well and is fairly economical.

Palmer has a bit of a glass jaw, too.

That more or less sums up the AZ situation. They have had talent for years, but their terrible front office has essentially squandered their window to get a ring (not unlike my team, really).

PS- Yeah I would take him to replace McFatty in a heartbeat. Our team has needed a motivator for a long time. I guess the Harbaugh rumors might be true and I could see him pissed off enough to want to come back to shit on the 9ers in their own division.

Why the fuck five him an extension and then can his ass in the same week? Are you Rams fans sure Fischer is the issue and not that front office that put them in that fucked up LA situation? Seems like there is heaps of blame to go around here and a lot of crazy. Given his trolling ability...

All the class and mystique left the Cardinals when Warner left. Fitz is the Barry Sanders of wide receivers and not enough carry them when he has a revolving door at QB. If he ever wanted a ring, he should have asked to be traded a while ago. The Floyd thing is just the latest symptom in that...

Your right, but so is Gan. If Romo had the ability, much less the durability, to get you there it would have happened a long time ago. This is about the Cowboys future, more than anything else. If you ever want another ring, its vital you get Dak (who is the guy of the future) to go through...

Yeah it was about Brady and Darth Bill being so used to cheating/bending rules that they just assumed they had to cover their asses and got caught lying. Its never the act that gets you (unless its weed), its covering it up that gets you punished. All Brady had to do in that situation was say...

The only people Reid has probably out coached have been Chip and McFatass. His clock management is the gold standard in incompetence.

1) Fallout 4 2) XCom 2 3) Dark Souls 3 4) Rise of the Tomb Raider 5) Banner Saga 2

Small price to pay to get out free and clear, if you ask me. Its hard to put a price on getting away scot free. Unless you really need the money, I would just cut the cord on this and move on with your life and new girl, before you end up with two potentially crazy women in your life.

This is fair, but Brown is sort of the guy that all other historic backs more or less measure themselves against. Yeah the physical development isn't what it is now, but he did what he did behind those underdeveloped lines and with the medical resources available at the time from game to game...

Also, the bandit guy was dressed as a tech for much of the escape run. I agree snake girl with her arm trapped should have gotten hosed down with lead.

On a scale of FF13 to FF6, how does this compare? Is it completely button mash action combat ala Star Ocean or is there some semblance of tactical play to it?

After a while, a lot of special treats become less frequent because sex in general slows down at least a tad from the "can't see air between them" to the "been married and are tired and old" periods. Unless you are a super athlete or something your drive drops with age, anyhow. In my personal...

Then get someone to recommend a nice vibrator. There has been extensive discussion on good purchases in this thread.

Jim Brown > Sweetness > Sanders > everyone else. Jim Brown literally was the entire offense of that team and still put up stupid numbers by running mother fuckers over. Walter Peyton was the total package and played all facets of the position to perfection. Sanders was the ultimate finesse...

Go with the old standby of flowers. Have them sent to where she works so she can rub it in her coworker's face. BJs will follow.

A lot of my guesses were fueled by rewatching the original movie. There were tons of easter eggs paying homage to it in this series. Also, the choice of music throughout the entire series hinted at various things going on. Those guys sure love them some Radiohead.

The impression I got was that Maeve was supposed to occupy the main center while Ford executed his hostile takeover plan. That and repair Arnold, I guess. I think he deliberately gave her the choice to escape or come back for her daughter as a sort of final test of free will. Every moment...

Sure wish the ban carried over to chat. Don't need to hear Convo's whiney pussy hurts in the chat.

My body is a temple, just the oversized donation fleecing mega church variety. Sometimes, is limited.

That pic should be the banner for the AMOD thread.

The secret to a good hand job is not so much technique as it is the eye contact. But yeah no dude wants his pecker grabbed by Wolverine.

Realistically, I think Dallas is a lock at number one for the NFC. I think that their odds are great to get into the SB, despite the non-advantage of Jerryworld. You basically have the Roidhawks, Atlanta, and whoever choked the least dick between the Lions and Packers (Packers have an easy...

What was the name of that fake EQ related band we were upvoting for a while back before they rigged the contest for those emodykes?

No worries man. Part of making wise cracks is being a good sport and taking your lumps right back, so feel free to lay in to me when the mood suits you. I think the worlds a better place when people vent that shit humorously, rather than hold it in and turn into thin skinned pussies with mental...